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Interview the person below you (Part 5) MOD WARNING IN FIRST POST

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  • #8222
    Felix Jones is God
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Felix Jones is God


    tomwaterford wrote: »
    Car crash




    Quickest way to.sober up on night out....help

    Loads of water might help....coffee doesn't...your body is trying to break down alcohol...don't go chucking caffeine on top of it to add to the mix.
    Realistically, ya need to stop drinking and wait for the body to break the alcohol down....you're fcked! :D

    who's got the nicest arse in here ..besides me of course


  • #8223
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    Felix Jones is God wrote: »
    Loads of water might help....coffee doesn't...your body is trying to break down alcohol...don't go chucking caffeine on top of it to add to the mix.
    Realistically, ya need to stop drinking and wait for the body to break the alcohol down....you're fcked! :D

    who's got the nicest arse in here ..besides me of course

    I'm going to need to do a visual comparison before I answer that. Everyone send me a PM to help me decide.

    Last time you groped someone?


  • #8224
    Felix Jones is God
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Felix Jones is God


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    I'm going to need to do a visual comparison before I answer that. Everyone send me a PM to help me decide.

    Last time you groped someone?

    I'm actually a very touchy feely person, I'd hug a stranger for feck sake....I do grab a male solicitor by the arse every day at work if that counts?

    Bet you're wondering a little what the hell I work at?


  • #8225
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    I'm going to need to do a visual comparison before I answer that. Everyone send me a PM to help me decide.

    Last time you groped someone?

    Emm...dose it count young wan who'said groping you.aswell





    Anyone wanna collect me???


  • #8226
    Felix Jones is God
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Felix Jones is God


    tomwaterford wrote: »
    Emm...dose it count young wan who'said groping you.aswell





    Anyone wanna collect me???

    Are you a Pokemon card... if so....no!

    And if you're getting groped...what are you doing posting here!!


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  • #8227
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    Felix Jones is God wrote: »
    Are you a Pokemon card... if so....no!

    And if you're getting groped...what are you doing posting here!!

    Trying to.sober up.in jacks




    Do you ever arrange to meet a best friend and ditch em for a different wan


  • #8228
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,334 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    tomwaterford wrote: »
    Trying to.sober up.in jacks




    Do you ever arrange to meet a best friend and ditch em for a different wan

    I would never ditch my best friend.

    Have you ever driven a vehicle after a few drinks?


  • #8229
    Felix Jones is God
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Felix Jones is God


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    I would never ditch my best friend.

    Have you ever driven a vehicle after a few drinks?

    I've never driven a vehicle

    Which one of us has been posting on YLYL this evening....and some funny stuff too may I add !


  • #8230
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,334 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Felix Jones is God wrote: »
    I've never driven a vehicle

    Which one of us has been posting on YLYL this evening....and some funny stuff too may I add !

    I don't follow that thread.

    Should I follow YLYL?


  • #8231
    Felix Jones is God
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Felix Jones is God


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    I don't follow that thread.

    Should I follow YLYL?

    You should....it's a nightmare for stuff being reposted....but there's a few gems occasionally
    Once got banned for a month for posting a pic of a fat dwarf in a posing thong and saying it was a YLYL mod
    .....I don't post much there these days

    Isnit time for bed yet.....did tom bring condoms?...


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  • #8232
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    Felix Jones is God wrote: »
    I've never driven a vehicle

    Which one of us has been posting on YLYL this evening....and some funny stuff too may I add !

    That would be me :D


  • #8233
    Felix Jones is God
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Felix Jones is God


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    That would be me :D

    Where's your question ya Muppet?! :D

    Where are all the wimen's tonight?


  • #8234
    La.de.da
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,010 ✭✭✭La.de.da


    Felix Jones is God wrote: »
    Where's your question ya Muppet?! :D

    Where are all the wimen's tonight?

    With Tom.



    What will you do tomorrow?


  • #8235
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    La.de.da wrote: »
    With Tom.



    What will you do tomorrow?

    Be very tired.

    Is anyone awake?


  • #8236
    Felix Jones is God
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Felix Jones is God


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Be very tired.

    Is anyone awake?

    No it was just you...and maybe tom

    Do you prefer late nights or early mornings?


  • #8237
    Caoimhgh1n
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,499 ✭✭✭✭Caoimhgh1n


    Late nights.

    Anything annoying you?


  • #8238
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    Caoimhgh1n wrote: »
    Late nights.

    Anything annoying you?

    Fukking neighbours mowing there lawn......just why like




    Have you anything planned for the day


  • #8239
    davidk1394
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 4,361 ✭✭✭davidk1394


    tomwaterford wrote: »
    Fukking neighbours mowing there lawn......just why like




    Have you anything planned for the day

    Doing relief milking this evening and I'll watch the match

    Did you do much last night ?


  • #8240
    Felix Jones is God
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Felix Jones is God


    davidk1394 wrote: »
    Doing relief milking this evening and I'll watch the match

    Did you do much last night ?

    No, fell asleep very early....I'm knackered.

    Does anyone else think that *relief milking" sounds like a euphemism?


  • #8241
    Eamondomc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Eamondomc


    Felix Jones is God wrote: »
    No, fell asleep very early....I'm knackered.

    Does anyone else think that *relief milking" sounds like a euphemism?

    Yes.

    Have you ever milked a goat, be it for relief or not?


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  • #8242
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    Felix Jones is God wrote: »
    No, fell asleep very early....I'm knackered.

    Does anyone else think that *relief milking" sounds like a euphemism?

    No, you just have a dirty mind.

    Ever milked anything other than a cow?


  • #8243
    Eamondomc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Eamondomc


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    No, you just have a dirty mind.

    Ever milked anything other than a cow?

    I've milked goats, even a mare once.

    Is dairy a big part of your diet?


  • #8244
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Eamondomc wrote: »
    I've milked goats, even a mare once.

    Is dairy a big part of your diet?

    No sir.

    What is your favourite sandwich filling?


  • #8245
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »
    No sir.

    What is your favourite sandwich filling?

    Ham lettuce and tomatoes
    (Though I try to stick to cold chicken tbf)






    Is it really wrong that shop butter is really bad..(.but nice :( )
    and you have to tell no butter???


  • #8246
    davidk1394
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 4,361 ✭✭✭davidk1394


    tomwaterford wrote: »
    Ham lettuce and tomatoes
    (Though I try to stick to cold chicken tbf)






    Is it really wrong that shop butter is really bad..(.but nice :( )
    and you have to tell no butter???

    i still eat it anyway

    how come everything that tastes nice is bad for you ?


  • #8247
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    davidk1394 wrote: »
    i still eat it anyway

    how come everything that tastes nice is bad for you ?

    Something to do with way your brain reacts to the substances....much like a smoker knows smoking bad but enjoys it....same as people enjoy the feelings of suger






    Do you want to do my jogging for me this evening???


  • #8248
    Caoimhgh1n
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,499 ✭✭✭✭Caoimhgh1n


    No.

    If you got €1,000 to spend, what would you buy?


  • #8249
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    Caoimhgh1n wrote: »
    No.

    If you got €1,000 to spend, what would you buy?

    Flights




    Dublin or mayo


  • #8250
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    tomwaterford wrote: »
    Flights




    Dublin or mayo

    Mayo..never had dublin in a sandwich.
    As for the football Mayo too but they're their own worst enemy. Their naivety
    is surorising.

    Are you surprised to know Marty Morrissey is 57?


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  • #8251
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    Mayo..never had dublin in a sandwich.
    As for the football Mayo too but they're their own worst enemy. Their naivety
    is surorising.

    Are you surprised to know Marty Morrissey is 57?

    I'm gobsmacked ....would've only given him late 30's.

    Did you learn anything new today?


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