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Turn a song in to average language and see can anyone guess it

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  • #1382
    The Rape of Lucretia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,440 ✭✭✭The Rape of Lucretia


    You are not going to go around any more, randy playboy,
    night and day disturbing sleeping girls,
    thinking you are God's gift.
    night and day disturbing sleeping girls,
    thinking you are God's gift.

    You wont be wearing those trendy clothes any more,
    that cool hat,
    that slick hair, that cocky pose,
    those flushed cheeks!
    those flushed cheeks!


  • #1383
    Akrasia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,249 ✭✭✭✭Akrasia


    It was a nice day so we had a few drinks in the park, went to the zoo, saw a movie and had a load of heroin

    Man how I love heroin. And farming.

    Chomsky(2017) on the Republican party

    "Has there ever been an organisation in human history that is dedicated, with such commitment, to the destruction of organised human life on Earth?"



  • #1384
    RayCon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,940 ✭✭✭RayCon


    Akrasia wrote: »
    It was a nice day so we had a few drinks in the park, went to the zoo, saw a movie and had a load of heroin

    Man how I love heroin. And farming.

    Perfect Day -Lou Reed


  • #1385
    Jrop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 616 ✭✭✭Jrop


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Ok, this is my favourite AH thread for a while. Kudos to bjork, who's so modest that she's not even posting her own songs! :D



    U Can't Touch This. :cool:

    My large serpent does not desire nothing
    Except if you possess baked goods, descendant of Atilla

    Baby Got Back


  • #1386
    K.Flyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,565 ✭✭✭K.Flyer


    Most likely done before, but anyhow...


    After upseting my mother I told her to get on with things as usual if I couldn't get back by the next day.
    Time has now caught up with me and I have to deal with some harsh realities, my health is bad, I am sore all over and trembling. As I face my demise I bid you all farewell.


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  • #1387
    Jrop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 616 ✭✭✭Jrop


    K.Flyer wrote: »
    Most likely done before, but anyhow...


    After upseting my mother I told her to get on with things as usual if I couldn't get back by the next day.
    Time has now caught up with me and I have to deal with some harsh realities, my health is bad, I am sore all over and trembling. As I face my demise I bid you all farewell.

    Bohemian Rhapsody Queen


  • #1388
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Yes, you have some cutlery,
    But are you going to eat?
    Are you though, black person, are you though?
    Three meals a day is just for beginners.


  • #1389
    K.Flyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,565 ✭✭✭K.Flyer


    Jrop wrote: »
    Bohemian Rhapsody Queen

    Yes , (note to self: must try harder :) )


  • #1390
    bnt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,144 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    re this one ... no takers?
    Snoop Dogg - Gin & Juice

    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



  • #1391
    MelanieC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭MelanieC


    bnt wrote: »
    re this one ... no takers?
    Snoop Dogg - Gin & Juice

    Never would've got that in a million years! :-)


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  • #1392
    MelanieC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭MelanieC


    Don't you think it would be cool if the future were now? No hanging around then.


  • #1393
    duchalla
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 329 ✭✭duchalla


    The girl is an obedient child, cares about her maternal parent, religion and her country. She's also into a dead rock n roll star, animals of an equine nature and her fella....

    (too easy, but I've written it now...)


  • #1394
    bonzodog2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,317 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    duchalla wrote: »
    The girl is an obedient child, cares about her maternal parent, religion and her country. She's also into a dead rock n roll star, animals of an equine nature and her fella....

    (too easy, but I've written it now...)

    American Girl - Tom Petty


  • #1395
    Squall Leonhart
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,794 ✭✭✭Squall Leonhart


    duchalla wrote: »
    The girl is an obedient child, cares about her maternal parent, religion and her country. She's also into a dead rock n roll star, animals of an equine nature and her fella....

    (too easy, but I've written it now...)

    Free Fallin' - Tom Petty

    If you consider it honest that they put a male human on our natural satellite, male human on our natural satellite


  • #1396
    ahlookit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,714 ✭✭✭ahlookit


    Tom Petty - Freefalling


  • #1397
    ahlookit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,714 ✭✭✭ahlookit


    Squall Leonhart wrote: »
    Free Fallin' - Tom Petty

    If you consider it honest that they put a male human on our natural satellite, male human on our natural satellite

    REM - Man on the Moon


  • #1398
    bonzodog2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,317 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    MelanieC wrote: »
    Don't you think it would be cool if the future were now? No hanging around then.

    Wouldn't it be nice - Beach Boys


  • #1399
    ahlookit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,714 ✭✭✭ahlookit


    You are in possession of a vehicle with great velocity and I wish to depart this place.
    Perhaps we could come to a mutually beneficial arrangement, because anything is going to be an improvement on this


  • #1400
    Mam of 4
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,918 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    ahlookit wrote: »
    You are in possession of a vehicle with great velocity and I wish to depart this place.
    Perhaps we could come to a mutually beneficial arrangement, because anything is going to be an improvement on this

    Fast Car , Tracey Chapman ?


  • #1401
    Winterlong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    ahlookit wrote: »
    You are in possession of a vehicle with great velocity and I wish to depart this place.
    Perhaps we could come to a mutually beneficial arrangement, because anything is going to be an improvement on this

    Fast car - Tracy Chapman?

    Ooppps, Mam beat me.


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  • #1402
    K.Flyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,565 ✭✭✭K.Flyer


    ahlookit wrote: »
    You are in possession of a vehicle with great velocity and I wish to depart this place.
    Perhaps we could come to a mutually beneficial arrangement, because anything is going to be an improvement on this

    Tracy Chapman - Fast Car

    "You got a fast car
    I want a ticket to anywhere
    Maybe we make a deal
    Maybe together we can get somewhere
    Any place is better
    Starting from zero got nothing to lose
    Maybe we'll make something
    Me myself I got nothing to prove."

    edit: Beaten to it.


  • #1403
    ahlookit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,714 ✭✭✭ahlookit


    You're all right - will have to think of something with a bit more difficulty!


  • #1404
    Squall Leonhart
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,794 ✭✭✭Squall Leonhart


    I'd imagine you are curious how I found out about your plans to upset me


  • #1405
    Winterlong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    You must be faster, slower.
    Because if you think that love is the best then you need to have sex with a lots of people.
    Shortly you will see that you need to decide.


  • #1406
    ahlookit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,714 ✭✭✭ahlookit


    Winterlong wrote: »
    You must be faster, slower.
    Because if you think that love is the best then you need to have sex with a lots of people.
    Shortly you will see that you need to decide.

    Bucks Fizz. Making Your Mind Up. :o


  • #1407
    MelanieC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭MelanieC


    Squall Leonhart wrote: »
    I'd imagine you are curious how I found out about your plans to upset me

    Heard it through the grapevine.


  • #1408
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Disturb me from my sleep in advance of you leaving leaving.


  • #1409
    Winterlong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    gramar wrote: »
    Disturb me from my sleep in advance of you leaving leaving.

    Wake me up before you go go...


  • #1410
    K.Flyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,565 ✭✭✭K.Flyer


    Walking quietly through the house in the early hours of the morning, explanation written and left in the kitchen, closes the door behind and is gone.


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  • #1411
    ahlookit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,714 ✭✭✭ahlookit


    She's leaving home


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