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  • #2342
    TheHomeService
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    Odour-in


  • #2343
    Oops69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    Lol , like yourself I'm quite busy , best laugh all day


  • #2344
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Hey caller, Dublin is in the country too.


  • #2345
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Ah now in fairness he's turned out two bukes in the last few years and is working on anudder so to speak.

    "Ratcatchers of the 20th Century."

    Joe getting ratty, now.


  • #2346
    mojesius
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    are these methods legal?


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  • #2347
    ThisRegard
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    Kills a rat and every other bit of wildlife around you asshole.


  • #2348
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,039 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Dont try this at home


  • #2349
    Harry Angstrom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    Next caller will be recommending semtex.


  • #2350
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Sulphur pots used to be quite common - you can still get them as far as I know.


  • #2351
    TheHomeService
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    I wonder is there a rat colony on Clontarf Road? Has to be some selfish reason for Duffy to have this shyte on again.


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  • #2352
    ButtersSuki
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    Oh-dren: We'd use yellow sulphur Joe
    Joe: Did it smell?
    Oh-dren: Yes Joe is had a smell
    Joe: A sul-furrus smell





    This is like Breaking Bad, without the Breaking.


  • #2353
    PathMatcher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 183 ✭✭PathMatcher


    Some idiot's going to kill or seriously injure himself based on these techniques being broadcast on national radio.


  • #2354
    mojesius
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    "leave her shmoulderin and have the fire brigade on standby"


  • #2355
    monkey9
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    How do you catch rats.

    Ask the Brazilians Joe.


  • #2356
    somesoldiers
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    Can't they just call Rentokil or similar?


  • #2357
    Harry Angstrom
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    "House burnt down Joe but at least we got rid of the rats".


  • #2358
    Uncle Ben
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,843 ✭✭✭Uncle Ben


    Leave it smouldering in the attic.....


    Insurance federation having a panic attack.


  • #2359
    Atlantic Dawn
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    GDY151


    Whoy not burn the house to the ground instead?


  • #2360
    PathMatcher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 183 ✭✭PathMatcher


    wtf language is this caller speaking?


  • #2361
    TheHomeService
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    Could the Shinners not disappear the rats, so to speak?


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  • #2362
    ButtersSuki
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    Joe: he he he

    GIMP.


  • #2363
    monkey9
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    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Oh-dren: We'd use yellow sulphur Joe
    Joe: Did it smell?
    Oh-dren: Yes Joe is had a smell
    Joe: A sul-furrus smell





    This is like Breaking Bad, without the Breaking.

    My favourite part of that dialogue was 'and what did you do with the yellow sulphur?'

    'I killed the rats, Joe'


  • #2364
    TheHomeService
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    PathMatcher wrote: »
    wtf language is this caller speaking?

    Dubalinese


  • #2365
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "Begone, you rats; begone, I say!"


  • #2366
    Atlantic Dawn
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    GDY151


    somesoldiers wrote: »
    Can't they just call Rentokil or similar?

    That costs money caller :pac:


  • #2367
    Uncle Ben
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,843 ✭✭✭Uncle Ben


    Guantanamo handbook, drownings, burning, burying..


  • #2368
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Caller: You have to ask for it "in a special way"



    WTF is this? The Wicker Man?


  • #2369
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,442 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Is the clay contaminated from nuclear testing or something?


  • #2370
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,442 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    The oldest of the clan...nice money making racket.


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  • #2371
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    I wonder if white dog sh1t would work?


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