Refused service

Kimbot · 25-07-2016 08:26PM

mr_edge_to_you wrote: »

Did they take a dump in a urinal? Everyone knows thats illegal.

Lock em up and throw away the key Joe, it's a disgrace :pac:

lawlolawl · 25-07-2016 08:36PM

Jimbob1977 wrote: »

The cleaners in my workplace say that the women's bathrooms can be worse than the men's.

I have to clean a set of toilets used by the public as part of my job.

Womens toilets are by far worse than mens. Two "highlights" recently included:

-Someone ****ting half on the front of the toilet seat and half on the floor in front of the toilet

-Think for a moment of a goblet overflowing with wine! That, except with liquid ****. How the person walked around in public afterward is a mystery to me. It was something that would have require a change of clothes.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 25-07-2016 08:43PM

Management reserve the right to refuse admission. There's no legal rights of a person to enter a premises and be served. Sometimes your custom isn't wanted.

degsie · 25-07-2016 08:49PM

This is a shoit thread.

shar01 · 25-07-2016 08:54PM

Y'all never used a public toilet in France... Durtburds dem French.

First Up · 25-07-2016 08:57PM

keeponhurling wrote:

They're taking the p!ss

I wouldn't stand for it.

pablo128 · 25-07-2016 09:00PM

You're not a trucker are you? We had a truck driver deliver to us a while back, a big fat dirty looking bastard with a 3 foot length of bog roll hanging out the back of his manky tracksuit bottoms. We were all sniggering behind his back. Little did we know he was barred from cafes the length and breadth of Ireland!:pac:

Outlaw Pete · 25-07-2016 09:15PM

Ah crap (excuse the pun) but this reminds of a scene from a film or TV show, where a guy goes into a toilet but it's clogged and so goes out to the waiter and insists he come in and see the toilet so that nobody thinks he did it. What the hell was that in?

degsie · 25-07-2016 09:18PM

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

Ah crap (excuse the pun) but this reminds of a scene from a film or TV show, where a guy goes into a toilet but it's clogged and so goes out to the waiter and insists he come in and see the toilet so that nobody thinks he did it. What the hell was that in?

A cinema?

maudgonner · 25-07-2016 09:19PM

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

Ah crap (excuse the pun) but this reminds of a scene from a film or TV show, where a guy goes into a toilet but it's clogged and so goes out to the waiter and insists he come in and see the toilet so that nobody thinks he did it. What the hell was that in?

Jack Whitehall told a story like that on Graham Norton lately.

Here it is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8SBUjDTSWc

Outlaw Pete · 25-07-2016 09:26PM

maudgonner wrote: »

Jack Whitehall told a story like that on Graham Norton lately.

Thank you!! That was wrecking my head. Searching YouTube for a scene that didn't fcuking exist I was

Gen.Zhukov · 25-07-2016 09:44PM

Was in my local a few years back. Went for a whizz and the hum off the toilet is horrific. Acrid, putrid smell.
Cubicle door opens and this half-wit strolls out, walks past the basins and back into the pub. I leaned back and had a little scope.....
It looked like someone had put the nozzle of a slurry trailer in the door and fired it up. WTF !

I think he was on some of Bolivia's finest though......(like that's an excuse)

Dirty filthy bastard.

Tigger · 25-07-2016 10:10PM

Poochie05 wrote: »

Why do you say him/he if it was a woman?

gender is soo 2014

Galadriel · 25-07-2016 10:50PM

Man, I was in such a bad mood until I read this thread.

dennyire · 25-07-2016 11:06PM

Reminds me of the guy in the bar, asks the barman can I use the toilet. Barman says ok no problem. Guy says but I take salts ..sure its ok? Barmen says yeah no problem. Guy says ..you sure? and barman says just go ahead.
Guy goes to toilet and comes back about 10 minutes later and sits down to resume his pint.

Few minutes later barman has to go to toilet and when he walks in there is Sh1t on the floor, on the walls, on the ceilings, on the windows.

He comes back out and asks the guy what type of salts he takes.

Somersalts, he says

STB. · 25-07-2016 11:20PM

tramoreman77 wrote: »

A relative of mine was refused service a while ago to a restaurant ,the staff said the management barred him because the tiolet he used was dirty after he used it .what are his rights here ,he is embarrassed and denied he did that to the toilets

Could have been worse (this also happened in Waterford, strangely enough).

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http://www.dailyedge.ie/stuck-toilet-waterford-1754818-Oct2014/

nullzero · 25-07-2016 11:34PM

dennyire wrote: »

Reminds me of the guy in the bar, asks the barman can I use the toilet. Barman says ok no problem. Guy says but I take salts ..sure its ok? Barmen says yeah no problem. Guy says ..you sure? and barman says just go ahead.
Guy goes to toilet and comes back about 10 minutes later and sits down to resume his pint.

Few minutes later barman has to go to toilet and when he walks in there is Sh1t on the floor, on the walls, on the ceilings, on the windows.

He comes back out and asks the guy what type of salts he takes.

Somersalts, he says

Had a good laugh at that, the mental images conjured...

Paddytheman · 25-07-2016 11:49PM

Let's be fair now, a guy comes on her to ask about a very embarrassing situation her friend has been in. This friend was asked not to return to a restaurant as he had laid some pipe only for you to make fun of her, what if this was your friend, how do you think he would feel or do you even care about her feelings?

nullzero · 25-07-2016 11:55PM

Paddytheman wrote: »

Let's be fair now, a guy comes on her to ask about a very embarrassing situation her friend has been in. This friend was asked not to return to a restaurant as he had laid some pipe only for you to make fun of her, what if this was your friend, how do you think he would feel or do you even care about her feelings?

We'll, embarrassing poop story = funny, peoples feelings don't really factor in toilet humor,even if they start out as a man but somehow morph into women.

ED E · 25-07-2016 11:56PM

Paddytheman wrote: »

Let's be fair now, a guy comes on her to ask about a very embarrassing situation her friend has been in. This friend was asked not to return to a restaurant as he had laid some pipe only for you to make fun of her, what if this was your friend, how do you think he would feel or do you even care about her feelings?

Look where you're posting. Personal issues this is not.

MadDog76 · 26-07-2016 12:03AM

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

So was it a woman or a man?

Neither, he's a women ............

pablo128 · 26-07-2016 12:07AM

ED E wrote: »

Look where you're posting. Personal issues this is not.

Whooossshhhh!!

Cee-Jay-Cee · 26-07-2016 12:17AM

ED E wrote: »

Look where you're posting. Personal issues this is not.

Read it again, his humour was lost on you.

kyote00 · 26-07-2016 12:43AM

He went for a blast in the ladies ? .... effin sicko....:p

Poochie05 wrote: »

Why do you say him/he if it was a woman?

Pawwed Rig · 26-07-2016 05:48AM

The worst ia when you have to clean up after someone else in case anyone think
it was you.

Tipsy McSwagger · 26-07-2016 07:57AM

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

So was it a woman or a man?

It was the OP

26-07-2016 08:03AM

maudgonner wrote: »

Jack Whitehall told a story like that on Graham Norton lately.

Here it is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8SBUjDTSWc

S'okay.

As it was completely made up, couldda done better.

Tilikum · 26-07-2016 08:12AM

tramoreman77 wrote: »

It was a women not a man by the way

That doesn't surprise me in the slightest. A few yrs ago I had to sneak into the ladies in my local as they're was no bog roll in the men's. A women came in to the soon after me.

The noises.....sweet mother of God. Just like the scene in Dumb and Dumber.

How do I know it was a women? She asked me to throw her over some loo roll after she had done the horrid deed. I legged it!!

mewe · 26-07-2016 08:15AM

Merman!!!

Esel · 26-07-2016 08:20AM

Tilikum wrote: »

That doesn't surprise me in the slightest. A few yrs ago I had to sneak into the ladies in my local as they're was no bog roll in the men's. A women came in to the soon after me.

The noises.....sweet mother of God. Just like the scene in Dumb and Dumber.

How do I know it was a women? She asked me to throw her over some loo roll after she had done the horrid deed. I legged it!!

Caught that whoosh.

Always dry you're (sic) hands.

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