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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Satriale


    Yea yea yea, "a relative of mine" :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,712 ✭✭✭Joeseph Balls


    Tell them sh1tes gona hit the fan and storm out

    That's what caused all the trouble though..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,043 ✭✭✭Story Bud?


    Oh so you were trying to protect their identity.

    Fair enough.

    You did a bad job though so now we all know that it was either a man or a woman. It's only a matter of time before their Facebook page is posted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 398 ✭✭DanMurphy


    'Tis against Elf & Safety to have fans in a toilet anyway.
    (even if they're the best fans in the world)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 398 ✭✭DanMurphy


    McGruber wrote: »
    So, it was a 77 year old man from Tramore.

    That narrows it down, somewhat.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,640 ✭✭✭ratracer


    This thread stinks!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    DanMurphy wrote: »
    That narrows it down, somewhat.

    I wonder how bad it was!

    Ive seen some ungodly ones over the years but never heard of someone getting barred as a result.

    Some people are pure filth!


  • Posts: 22,384 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    A relative of mine was refused service a while ago to a restaurant ,the staff said the management barred him because the tiolet he used was dirty after he used it .what are his rights here...

    If the allegation was made in front of third parties, and it's false, he could sue for defamation. Very expensive action and frankly if staff member after staff member identifies him, he'll have increased attention and he may lose. And losing a defamation case can cost tens of thousands.

    Tell him to relax and let it go...I guess the restaurant might say "...yet again".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,936 ✭✭✭SmartinMartin


    Well this thread went down the toilet rapidly.



    Unlike the OP's (friend's?) emissions.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 398 ✭✭DanMurphy


    O My God, I've walked away from some fine messes in my time, but this takes the biscuit...it must have been have one gawd-awful
    pile o' scutter, indeed, one worthy of a facebook page if not a whole personality of it's very own.

    To think that a 77 yr old man...oops...lady is capable of such...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 395 ✭✭tramoreman77


    DanMurphy wrote: »
    O My God, I've walked away from some fine messes in my time, but this takes the biscuit...it must have been have one gawd-awful
    pile o' scutter, indeed, one worthy of a facebook page if not a whole personality of it's very own.

    To think that a 77 yr old man...oops...lady is capable of such...

    Hmmm yes I have alright been the person you are so what I been told


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 398 ✭✭DanMurphy


    Waterford people...huh


  • Posts: 5,464 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Are they claiming he left a 20lb brown trout floating?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    Hmmm yes I have alright been the person you are so what I been told

    Wha'?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 395 ✭✭tramoreman77


    DanMurphy wrote: »
    Waterford people...huh

    It's not your fault where you were born


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,109 ✭✭✭corglass


    They had a sex change in the jacks. That's why the staff are making such a fuss about it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,239 ✭✭✭Jimbob1977


    The cleaners in my workplace say that the women's bathrooms can be worse than the men's.

    There's the added danger of blood (the hat-trick) and discharge (the Grand Slam).

    I get embarrassed if I leave any facility in a poor state. It's uncivilised


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 990 ✭✭✭Ted111


    Perhaps it might bring closure to the incident if your
    "friend" returned to the restaurant next week wearing a monical,
    a false beard and a different coloured dress. Enjoys a pleasant meal
    before discreetly retiring to the gentleman's and having an ass
    explosion in the sink.
    Run around the restaurant hooping and hollering. Victory is yours.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 395 ✭✭tramoreman77


    Jimbob1977 wrote: »
    The cleaners in my workplace say that the women's bathrooms can be worse than the men's.

    There's the added danger of blood (the hat-trick) and discharge (the Grand Slam).

    I get embarrassed if I leave any facility in a poor state. It's uncivilised

    I bet u do


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 395 ✭✭tramoreman77


    Ted111 wrote: »
    Perhaps it might bring closure to the incident if your
    "friend" returned to the restaurant next week wearing a monical,
    a false beard and a different coloured dress. Enjoys a pleasant meal
    before discreetly retiring to the gentleman's and having an ass
    explosion in the sink.
    Run around the restaurant hooping and hollering. Victory is yours.

    Maybe bring u along too eh


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 398 ✭✭DanMurphy


    Hmmm yes I have alright been the person you are so what I been told

    you've lost me there


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,692 ✭✭✭Stigura


    Pul Eeeease!!! FFS! Some days ago, I laughed so fcuking hard at a thread on here, I strained myself! I literally pulled a fcuking muscle in my side and have been in discomfort ever since.

    Reading This thread has had me crippled! Doubled over, tears streaming down my face as I desperately clutch at my right side!

    I can't take any more. It just hurts. I'll have to book mark this one for when I'm healed.

    " It was a woman ". Priceless!!! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    Stigura wrote: »
    Pul Eeeease!!! FFS! Some days ago, I laughed so fcuking hard at a thread on here, I strained myself! I literally pulled a fcuking muscle in my side and have been in discomfort ever since.

    Reading This thread has had me crippled! Doubled over, tears streaming down my face as I desperately clutch at my right side!

    I can't take any more. It just hurts. I'll have to book mark this one for when I'm healed.

    " It was a woman ". Priceless!!! :D

    You mean 'a women'.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,546 ✭✭✭jcd5971


    jonnycivic wrote:
    But is now a man???


    It was you johnny wasn't it


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 19,071 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    jcd5971 wrote: »
    It was you johnny wasn't it

    If it was me it's would be the first thing I proudly display on my C.V.

    "Barred from posh cafe for violating the facilities" haha


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    jonnycivic wrote:
    But is now a man???


    Transgender? May have used the wrong toilet


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,808 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    He she-it or something.

    Not your ornery onager



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,820 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    Did you sh1te so much you changed into a woman?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,604 ✭✭✭mr_edge_to_you


    Did they take a dump in a urinal? Everyone knows thats illegal.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    Did you sh1te so much you changed into a woman?

    Jesus, I didn't realise explosive diarrhoea could actually blow bits off! :eek:


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