Which country would you like to live in ?

LoneGunM@n · 13-07-2003 04:08PM

Grand Cayman, Biarritz [France] or New Zealand

bonkey · 13-07-2003 04:54PM

I quite like Switzerland. I could stay here. All its really missing is ocean.

Failing that...possibly somewhere in the remoter parts of Scotland would be nice if I had the right opportunity.

jc

Pigman II · 14-07-2003 01:25AM

I think I'd like to live on that island with all the carved heads. Rapa Nui is it called? Anyway I'd pick that cos it's bang in the middle of the Pacific and about as far as you can get from anywhere. If they didn't have TV, newspapers or tourists either then that'd be even better.

Amz · 14-07-2003 02:48AM

I'd like to live somewhere like Alaska, I don't like hot weather plus winter/snow sports are something I'd enjoy. Plus surviving the winters would be a nice challenge. I don't like too many people around so if you've seen me you'd know how easy it'd be for me to go off and hide in the snow away from people if they were becoming too much for me.

Oh and I want some huskies....

Nitrox · 14-07-2003 08:28AM

Australia for the adventure.
Netherlands for the fun of it!
Sweden for the girls and short distance to Copenhagen!
UK....well, maybe for a cool job..
Germany...again Job, Beer and fast Internet!

Italy...For the food!!
France....had to be for a women, but dont think so!
Any of the Eastern countries...would be cool if not for crime rates.
USA....no bloddy way!
Canada...i dont see no reason why not except unemployment rates.
Iceland...very cool, very expensive, very nice girls....but i would expect even worse weather than Ireland...ohh yeah, and a few speak Danish up there, good thing ;o)
Japan...sounds cool, but i think i would be the odd one out beeing 6 foot 6 and blond..

I simply dont know, so i think i will stick around for a while, or at least untill the smelly stuff hits the fan
:ninja:

weemcd · 14-07-2003 06:56PM

Originally posted by Amz
I'd like to live somewhere like Alaska, I don't like hot weather plus winter/snow sports are something I'd enjoy. Plus surviving the winters would be a nice challenge. I don't like too many people around so if you've seen me you'd know how easy it'd be for me to go off and hide in the snow away from people if they were becoming too much for me.

Oh and I want some huskies....

you do know in winter it is dark like 23 hours a day, and in summer it's light 23 hours. sounds fooked up to me

Amz · 14-07-2003 07:00PM

If you knew my "sleep" patterns you'd understand why that wouldn't be a problem for me in the slightest.

weemcd · 14-07-2003 07:04PM

i'd keep you warm on cold nights- ie. everynight

[Iramus] · 14-07-2003 07:08PM

thats what i like to hear weemcd. You'd make a great addition to the japanese porn industry:D

tman · 14-07-2003 07:08PM

Originally posted by weemcd
How do you feel about gettin my friend bail involved, hes a laugh and knows loadsa japanese film plots, meaning we could use those to our advantage. He thought of a name earlier but i canne remember. Also i have to make sure on our trip someone sais " they disrespected my family, now they will pay"

yeah, bail seems just about crazy enough to join our gang:)
if there are any more new members we're going to have to set up some kind of initiation ceremony (japaneese style of course)
heh, we should call ourselves the yakiza, that'd piss the yakuza off!
i'll take care of the "they disrespected my family, now they will pay" side of things, my plot involves the deflowering of some lovely maidens...

BKtje · 14-07-2003 07:09PM

Holland
Was born there and i have picked myself a little house out with fibre in the walls

Also Dutch woman are

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weemcd · 14-07-2003 07:14PM

Originally posted by tman
yeah, bail seems just about crazy enough to join our gang:)

hes brilliant at mercy, he nearly made this guy (trimble) in our school cry. he loves anime, i thought of something though, ill be busy between satisfying Amz and being head of a gang. o think bails task should be to infiltrate a temple steal the queen, and leave without being detected- with his trousers round his ankles.

My boy chuck wont return my calls i ma have to get all cable guy jim carey if hes not carefull. peace out yakiza members

[Iramus] · 14-07-2003 07:17PM

Originally posted by tman
my plot involves the deflowering of some lovely maidens...

lol,
ill give my contacts in the porn industry the heads up, and set some elaborate 70's style traps that the shrewd lone kung fu master can disarm only to face mr Norris in an underground cave. where we will of course capture the infadel and torture him, while telling him our plans of course, then he'll escape and foil us. .......doh!:ninja:

weemcd · 14-07-2003 07:21PM

he already knows too much, i sent a death squad after him only to have their penises mailed back to me by mr. norris, me thinks its time for jet lei, and if the time machine works bruice lei. oh **** now this thread knows too much (note to self dont give away plan) well it was nice knowing ya the deat squads are on the way

STaN · 14-07-2003 07:26PM

blame canada... blame canada....

Canada, newfoundland

BoobeR · 14-07-2003 08:45PM

Japan deffo. Gadgets, Anime, etc

weemcd · 14-07-2003 10:37PM

Originally posted by BoobeR
Japan deffo. Gadgets, Anime, etc

the yakiza specalise in protecting irish in japan!!!:)

Amz · 14-07-2003 10:45PM

Originally posted by weemcd
i'd keep you warm on cold nights- ie. everynight

Eh... yeah ****ing right!

I refer you to my posts in the "Rampent Rabbit" thread unless that's been deleted.

weemcd · 14-07-2003 11:06PM

well it beats waiting outside your window everynite thinking of what could of been. JOKe don't phone the gardi.

AngelofFire · 15-07-2003 01:09AM

Spain-beautiful women,friendly people,nice weather,cheap drink good weed
Italy-beautiful women,nice weather,gorgous food,cheap drink
Holland-beautiful women who are well up 4 it, great weed,cheap drink, strip clubs.
Australia-lovely weather, beautiful women.

pissedasanewt · 15-07-2003 08:23PM

Australia (Sydney)... the weather is nice, the wine is nice, the women (Irish ones over there and some of the aussie ones) are beautiful and its far enough away so my secrets are safe with me!!

Oh yea and they love sport, can organise a pi**up in a brewery or any kind of drinking sessions and they put pineapple and beetroot in their burgers (how freaky is that!!!).

Caesar_Bojangle · 15-07-2003 10:43PM

Well I’ve been to load of countries and lived in a few too, due to Santa kidnapping me from my parents on Christmas eve 1987.

France, nice bread, great women, but the language is so angelical that it'd be hard to take the Parisian hells angels seriously, even if they were sodomising me with a sawn off shotgun. You should listen to their rap music.

Italy, great food, great women but I’m Irish and I’m not meant for heat. I was accused of being American or English anytime I walked by an Italian person. “Ta me Caesar Bojangle, ta mo conai i cill mhaintain, prego. Nil is agam aon rudai, ach no code omerta. Comprende?”

Japan, my uncle lives there so i spent many a summer holiday there in my childhood. As I’m quite a tall guy, 6ft6 in fact, the Japanese are predominantly petite and I always felt like a tall Irishman in a foreign country with little people who gave me quite peculiar looks, who most likely ripped the piss out of me in Japanese. The women are fantastic but Japanese society in general has a fukd up obsession with schoolgirl uniforms.

Spain, perhaps for the football.

England, its basically Ireland with better accents - in some parts. I just love the Newcastle accent. Its the best accent ever. Wa aiiii man

America, the country has it all. Artificial in places but who am i to argue.

Russia, I don't think I’ll go back somehow.

Germany, I just didn’t get Germany, nor did it get me.

Ireland, the country that keeps on giving. Pizza, Michael Jackson, Omera Mumba, Samantha Mumba, Louis Walsh, d-side, Westlife, tayto etcetera.

Which country would you like to live in ?

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