Happy straight pride day!!

James Bond Junior · 30-06-2016 11:04AM #1

Apparently Twitter is going crazy over this. I think it's a bit of harmless fun. What do you fine people of after hours think?

http://www.news.com.au/technology/online/social/happy-heterosexualprideday-the-internet-is-losing-its-mind-over-this-troll-hashtag/news-story/c8c9c33b45fcd0df40e780f85e4373c0

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/why-i-support-the-idea-of-a-heterosexual-pride-day-a7109661.html

Renegade Mechanic · 30-06-2016 11:07AM

Those f*cking STRAIGHT WHITE MALE WHITE SUPREMACIST BABY MURDERING CIS-SCUM WHITE RAPIST SH*TLORDS LIKE OMG I CAN'T EVEN RIGHT NOW LIKE ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME!?!?
HOW DARE THEY. AND I'M REPORTING YOU FOR TRIGGERING ME BY POSTING THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :mad: :mad: :mad:

Walter H Price · 30-06-2016 11:07AM

Sure why not , if for no other reason then it'll wind the SJW's and PC brigade up no end , i'm straight and i'm proud hahahahaha :P

Caoimhgh1n · 30-06-2016 11:08AM

Nothing wrong with being proud of being straight.

RWCNT · 30-06-2016 11:09AM

That indo article has some gas bits.

"And when I like a man very much, I want his P in my V with a physical intensity that could suction a broken-down bullet train across the country."

I assume the idea is meant to be a joke anyway. It's dumb and I can see how it would be annoying but I don't really see any harm.

moleyv · 30-06-2016 11:09AM

That PIV bullet train bit....

Zombienosh · 30-06-2016 11:10AM

This is stupid.

I don't think anyone has ever felt ashamed for being straight? The reason Pride exists is because people have lived or continue to live in shame for their sexual orientation.

sbsquarepants · 30-06-2016 11:11AM

I'm no more proud of being straight then I am ashamed of it.
I had no choice, it's how I happened to turn out.

Gay pride / straight pride / little bit of both pride is fúcking stupid.

Caoimhgh1n · 30-06-2016 11:12AM

Zombienosh wrote: »

This is stupid.

I don't think anyone has ever felt ashamed for being straight? The reason Pride exists is because people have lived or continue to live in shame for their sexual orientation.

Lighten up.

beach_walker · 30-06-2016 11:12AM

James Bond Junior wrote: »

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/why-i-support-the-idea-of-a-heterosexual-pride-day-a7109661.html

a spell in a feminist group...

One member posited the theory that all PIV (penis-in-vagina) sex is rape, and that women who engage in it are handmaidens of the patriarchy, colluding in their own sexual assault.

Can you imagine being stuck in a room with that crowd? :eek:

And OP, the paper says it was yesterday. You're late!

30-06-2016 11:13AM

I want my "I went to the toilet and washed my hands properly afterwards" Pride day. Because, in my experience, a lot of people don't.

Mr. CooL ICE · 30-06-2016 11:18AM

Deleted User wrote: »

I want my "I went to the toilet and washed my hands properly afterwards" Pride day. Because, in my experience, a lot of people don't.

Thread went down the toilet quickly. Hur hur hur.

But seriously, every job I've had where I've bumped into my manager in the toilet, they have never ever washed their hands. I don't know if it's a lack of hygiene or they hate me and want to leave as quickly as possible, but dammit this annoys me and I'm proud to not be like them.

30-06-2016 11:21AM

Nicolas Cage wrote: »

Thread went down the toilet quickly. Hur hur hur.

But seriously, every job I've had where I've bumped into my manager in the toilet, they have never ever washed their hands. I don't know if it's a lack of hygiene or they hate me and want to leave as quickly as possible, but dammit this annoys me and I'm proud to not be like them.

Exactly. The worst is when you've seen that someone likely hasn't and you might have to shake their hands later.

Management always seem to be the worst for it, in my experience.

Collie D · 30-06-2016 11:22AM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I want my "I went to the toilet and washed my hands properly afterwards" Pride day. Because, in my experience, a lot of people don't.

Ha, and the worst bit is you have to use the door handle after them. What's the point in washing my own hands of my own penis germs just to touch where someone else has left their mark.

PistolsAtDawn · 30-06-2016 11:22AM

I'm straight and white and proud of both.

Duggy747 · 30-06-2016 11:22AM

Super Trigger Fighter 2 - Hyper Cis Edition

RWCNT · 30-06-2016 11:29AM

PistolsAtDawn wrote: »

I'm straight and white and proud of both.

That's cute.

PistolsAtDawn · 30-06-2016 11:35AM

RWCNT wrote: »

That's cute.

But is it as cute as as being gay, black and proud?

Mr. CooL ICE · 30-06-2016 11:38AM

PistolsAtDawn wrote: »

I'm straight and white and proud of both.

Yeah, but do you wash your hands after you pee?

Beta Ray Bill · 30-06-2016 11:39AM

Hahahahahahahaha!

The indo article is class!

I am straight, and when I fancy a man, it’s like having an EU-banned vacuum cleaner for a **** – my power draw could pull him towards me from space

PistolsAtDawn · 30-06-2016 11:39AM

Nicolas Cage wrote: »

Yeah, but do you wash your hands after you pee?

Yes, with my tongue

Mr. CooL ICE · 30-06-2016 11:42AM

PistolsAtDawn wrote: »

Yes, with my tongue

Another thing to be proud of!

PistolsAtDawn · 30-06-2016 11:44AM

Nicolas Cage wrote: »

Another thing to be proud of!

No, i'm not proud of that, I just like the taste of my own p!ss. It's a dirty habit really.

I'm just proud of my sexuality and race.

_Kaiser_ · 30-06-2016 11:57AM

I'm a straight white male with no tolerance for SJW or PC nonsense... and I'm very proud of that

sbsquarepants · 30-06-2016 12:05PM

_Kaiser_ wrote: »

I'm a straight white male with no tolerance for SJW or PC nonsense... and I'm very proud of that

Is that old horse face from sex and the city - I don't like her either.:mad:

storker · 30-06-2016 12:10PM

sbsquarepants wrote: »

I'm no more proud of being straight then I am ashamed of it.
I had no choice, it's how I happened to turn out.

Gay pride / straight pride / little bit of both pride is fúcking stupid.

Agreed. Pride in your sexual orientation is as silly as pride in your nationality.

storker · 30-06-2016 12:14PM

_Kaiser_ wrote: »

I'm a straight white male with no tolerance for SJW or PC nonsense... and I'm very proud of that

Seconded, with the addendum..."and yet I still somehow manage to treat everyone with due respect and fairness."

Penny Tration · 30-06-2016 12:19PM

Straight, white, no pride in either. I was born that way and wasn't ever made to feel like a lesser person for it, so why would I be proud? Gay pride, I can understand, given the homophobic sh!t they've been through.

But sure, let people have 'pride' days for whatever they like, I couldn't give a monkeys. It's taking the p!ss out of gay people, but I'm sure most gay people just see it as a little pathetic anyway.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5 · 30-06-2016 12:24PM

It's missing the point of pride but basically harmless. Don't think many straight people have ever felt they were in physical danger, not going to get a job, going to get verbal abuse, that they were perverted or mentally ill or disgusting or their family might disown them because they were straight. And yes I'm sure plenty of you have seen screencaps of gay people being mean to straight people on tumblr or had a gay man try to feel you up or ye just have a super funny original joke involving the words snowflake or triggered that you're just dying to make, but the point still stands.

Article is kinda funny though

K-9 · 30-06-2016 12:29PM

Jaysus, how sad. I mean what kind of an extra "special" snowflake would you need to be to want a straight day.

DEFTLEFTHAND · 30-06-2016 12:31PM

K-9 wrote: »

Jaysus, how sad. I mean what kind of an extra "special" snowflake would you need to be to want a straight day.

It's a pisstake.

Happy straight pride day!!

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