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School Sports Day

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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,295 ✭✭✭Lt Dan


    BBDBB wrote: »
    In about 50 years we will have the snowflake Olympics


    *commentator mode


    And you join us here in the Peoples Republic of Scotland for the 200metre Olympic Final for Snowflakes


    In Lane 1 - Hestenthaler from Austria, strong runner, may fade in the final lap due to his self esteem issues and the pressure of leading

    Lane 2 - Osako - Japan - always a strong finisher due in part to his overbearing parents

    Lane 3- O'Reilly - Ireland -Absent with a note from his mother saying he has a chest infection and may he be excused

    Lane 4 - Farage Junior- From the Principality of London, always a crowd favourite, look at him waving and refusing to give his tracksuit top to the Polish official, a bit of an argument developing there, we'll come back to that...ooh wait he's stormed off because he wanted to run his own race

    Lane 5 - Gruber - the blond from Germany, ignoring the crowd and watching Farage go......well I don't think that's a very sportsmanlike gesture to be making to a fellow participant, Im sure there will be an inquiry, a conviction and an apology for any offense about 20 minutes after the race

    Lane 6 - Johnson Junior the Third - USA - wanted to be in the inside lane, seems he likes the sound of gunfire, I understand he has been frisked and ...wait he seems to be waving something to the crowd......and there he is still waving as he is lead away by the SWAT team

    lane 7 - Ernst Heidelberg Delgado - the "Argentinian", known for his ability to react strongly to baseless accusations of Fascism with inferences about your mother


    and finally lane 8, - coming back from injury, delighted to see Irving from Australia, a lot of people weren't expecting to see him, apparently he was really hurt by the remarks about his qualification round, he consulted his lawyer from under his bed and only his mum bringing him some hot chocolate with those little marshmallows in means he's here today


    So we're under starters orders and ready to participate, could be anyones race........in fact they are all winners and will be running with their medals...all except Gruber as his medal gave him a bit of a chest rash

    Close to tears laughing (at work)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 549 ✭✭✭zinzan


    Load of balls.

    I won the egg and spoon race (back when it still used an egg) in second class and I got an A1 in geography in my LC.

    What does that tell you?

    That you have an eggselent sense of direction?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,499 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    keano_afc wrote: »
    All classes have the same protocol, right up to 6th. Everyone gets the same prize.

    I wouldn't worry about that, the kids know it's a crock of sh1t.

    If you're interested in getting your daughter involved in proper competitive athletics think about joining her up to a local Athletics Club. I was only 5 when my Dad first got me into one and I stayed in it for the next 15 years. I absolutely loved it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 88 ✭✭deex


    I'm a teacher and I have to say, Sports Day in our school isn't geared solely at the sporty kids at all. It's really well-rounded and I think it's excellent.

    We have a bunch of stations and the kids are put into groups and spend around 15 - 20 minutes at each station.

    Some of them are your standard sports like football and basketball, but we also have obstacle courses, a bouncy castle, a Quidditch match, a tug-of-war with students vs. teachers, ping-pong, Twister...

    And there's music and ice-cream. From what I've seen, even the non-sporty kids enjoy it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    Lt Dan wrote: »
    Agree , there must be competition. People must know their place , there must be hierarchy. If they do not like it, toughen up and try to do better next time damn it.

    Actually there's a bit of debate over whether hierarchies are really needed any more. Businesses are experimenting with flat organisational structures (Valve is probably the most famous case for gamers.) There's also debate that we may be moving into a Neo-Tribal or Neo-Medieval society based less on hierarchies and more on networks of interdependencies. The EU is often looked at in this case, and if neo-medievalism continues to develop and becomes accepted the idea of nation states could become irrelevant.

    It's pretty cool stuff.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,499 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Lyaiera wrote: »
    Actually there's a bit of debate over whether hierarchies are really needed any more. Businesses are experimenting with flat organisational structures (Valve is probably the most famous case for gamers.) There's also debate that we may be moving into a Neo-Tribal or Neo-Medieval society based less on hierarchies and more on networks of interdependencies. The EU is often looked at in this case, and if neo-medievalism continues to develop and becomes accepted the idea of nation states could become irrelevant.

    It's pretty cool stuff.

    Are we not biologically programmed to have pecking orders though, just like any other animal. The strong usually rise to the top in any given human environment.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,295 ✭✭✭Lt Dan


    Lyaiera wrote: »
    Actually there's a bit of debate over whether hierarchies are really needed any more. Businesses are experimenting with flat organisational structures (Valve is probably the most famous case for gamers.) There's also debate that we may be moving into a Neo-Tribal or Neo-Medieval society based less on hierarchies and more on networks of interdependencies. The EU is often looked at in this case, and if neo-medievalism continues to develop and becomes accepted the idea of nation states could become irrelevant.

    It's pretty cool stuff.

    But but but that then gives some people silly notions that they are the equal of others. Can't be having that , like


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,499 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Lt Dan wrote: »
    But but but that then gives some people silly notions that they are the equal of others. Can't be having that , like

    The type of Equality you're referring to is a social construct. The stark reality is that human beings are not equal, we don't all have the exact same attributes, some people are more intelligent, some are more athletic etc etc.

    What we do have are Equal Rights.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Lt Dan wrote: »
    But but but that then gives some people silly notions that they are the equal of others. Can't be having that , like

    Or worse still, immune from a good bullying!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,322 ✭✭✭✭Losty Dublin


    Ok, I know I'm going to regret this but;
    Why do they use a patato now?

    The fecking vegans got their spoke in, that's why.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    In secondary school we had a sports day so I came in wearing my tracksuit. It turned out the sports day wasn't going to start until after lunch. During 11.00 AM lunch break a complete dickhead who thought he was really hard gave me a kick up the arse. I then went over to him and pushed him into the nearest wall. His brother, who was a year older than me and about two feet taller, came out of nowhere and gave me a box in the face. My nose started spouting blood and I thought it was broken.

    I went to the principles office with my nose spouting blood and told him I thought it was broken. His first words were "WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR UNIFORM?!".

    That sports day definitely wasn't my time to shine unless you count the brief moment I pushed the scumbag into the wall and he looked terrified.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    The sports day in our school was basically a doss day. The events were all a bit of craic, I don't think anyone really cared if they won or not, they were just happy to not be doing normal school stuff.

    There were no parents there though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    Are we not biologically programmed to have pecking orders though, just like any other animal. The strong usually rise to the top in any given human environment.

    In a way we have tended to have pecking orders, but in the first examples of human society it wasn't a hierarchy. Usually it was a case of deferring to expertise or excellence/superiority in specific instances where that was relevant. But just because someone excelled in one area, didn't mean they dominated in all other areas. Unlike now, where a leader of a country may be an expert in economics, but directing legislation and policy on medical issues. There is a presumption that because they got to the top, they have what's necessary to decide on areas they may not be informed in, or excel at. However in tribal society what happened everyone co-operated and worked together for a common goal (survival, basically, until agriculture and animal domestication began) while taking charge in their area of expertise.

    I think what you then said explains it.
    The type of Equality you're referring to is a social construct. The stark reality is that human beings are not equal, we don't all have the exact same attributes, some people are more intelligent, some are more athletic etc etc.

    If someone was good at something, that's what they did. Typically it meant men hunted and women gathered (and looked after young babies.) The elderly imparted knowledge, and wisdom. However there's archaeological evidence of the different sexes crossing over into the different roles depending on circumstances. One of the most revealing cases was when they found a man who had been given a female burial. And it was an honoured burial with all the trappings of a woman who was well considered in the society. One theory is that the tribe went through a difficult period, maybe they lacked in food for a prolonged period, or they went through many seasons of inclement weather. This resulting in people dying, and to continue the tribe it was necessary to look after children who may not have had a mother. Another case this could have happened in is where a mother died during childbirth. So the man with the most "female" knowledge crossed over from the hunter role, to the gatherer and carer role. Another theory is that the man displayed the female characteristic for a gatherer from childhood and therefore went straight into the female role.

    Tribal society also had diplomats, these were people who interacted with other tribes, to secure help and sometimes ease burdens on each other's tribe. And it's thought that these people were selected for specific traits that would lead to good interactions with other tribes. So the tribes recognised that everyone wasn't equal, but that had traits that lead them to areas where they were beneficial. (Much like the modern idea that some people take to sport, some to business, some to art, etc.) I will point out that the idea that women were natural carers isn't an absolute. There's some theories that say because children couldn't be taken on a hunt with men who were strong and fast, and women were suited to gathering (the ability to see more distinct colours is considered a female trait, and it's thought that women developed it because it was useful in spotting poisonous versus non poisonous food/berries. Although that could be absolute pseudoscience.) And because gathering was more amenable to childcare, the childcare role defaulted to women.

    Neo-Tribal and Neo-Medieval theories say that this idea of tribalism will arise again, especially due to technology like the internet allowing for global communication, and technology making a lot of jobs redundant because they will be done by robotics, free up people's time. This tribalism will again be based on co-operation. A lot of Tribal understanding comes from Dunbar's number, which says that any one person can maintain a "tribe" of 150 people. And close relationships with a much smaller number. With neo-tribalism these tribes will not only be based on survival but also on interest and expertise.

    The idea is there might be a local tribe, based on theories of localism where the local tribes secures shelter for their 150 members, along with food, electricity etc. However within that local tribe there might only be 10 or so people dedicated to providing these essentials. One of those ten might reach out to a tribe of farmers, or fishers to secure food. Another might reach out to engineers and construction workers to secure shelter. This leaves the other 140 members of the tribe to engage with other tribes. So some of the 140 might be engaged with science, say pharmaceuticals. Maybe ten of them have a small lab, where they do chemical research for medication, while communicating with a bigger pharmaceutical tribe of 150 members all working towards the same goal in pharmaceuticals. Another 10 or so of the 150 local tribe might be engaged in art, or writing, and would reach out to their other tribe of 150 people engaged in similar artistic practice. And this goes on for the whole local tribe, with their members engaging in various activites and as members of other tribes of 150 people. And all those varying tribes are connected via the various networks their tribe members have established, propagating information, knowledge, art, survival needs, farming advances, etc.

    The Neo-Medievalism comes into it when there's a bureaucracy involved. This says that not only will there be tribes, but there will be large organisations bureaucrats for managing and conducting the higher level activites of these tribes. Ever specific tribe will have a connection to a larger bureaucracy that connects, supervises and sets goals for their area of expertise.

    A lot of this came out of how people operate on the internet. And how information spreads between various seemingly unrelated communities, with entirely different interests, because one member of one community might be involved with another community with a different interest, and that person brings information and ideas to and fro between those communities.

    These ideas are in their infancy, but there's some people quite dedicated to them, because the premise of their theories is showing up in the behavior of a lot of different groups.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,810 ✭✭✭Mackman


    But how is that done? A lot of non sporty kids do feel embarrassed trailing past the finishing line ages after everyone else, while parents and teachers give them a round of sympathetic applause. Or dropping the ball and letting the team down in front of their family.
    I agree that sports days should be a fun day for everyone. But they're not always organised like that. They can sometimes be done in a way that makes the unco-ordinated or overweight kids feel mortified.

    So what if they feel embarrassed? it will happen a LOT more in life. Life is about up's and downs, wins and losses. It's up to the parents to teach them to cope with the downs and losses.

    All this sounds like Homer Simpson's approach to parenting "If something's hard to do, it's not worth doing".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,989 ✭✭✭Noo


    ScumLord wrote: »
    The sports day in our school was basically a doss day. The events were all a bit of craic, I don't think anyone really cared if they won or not, they were just happy to not be doing normal school stuff.

    There were no parents there though.

    Mine was exactly this too. When did parents start going to sports days?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    It a lesson on Manning/Ladying the **** up. The little snowflakes need to come out of their safezone and fail. And learn how to deal with that failure because there will be a lot of it in their lifetimes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,284 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Noo wrote: »
    Mine was exactly this too. When did parents start going to sports days?

    In my experience parents showed up a bit early to collect their children on sports day and their was some kind of race for them to take part in if they wanted. I know it happened and still does in towns and villages!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    The School Sports Day, the final battleground between the Special Snowflakes and the Alphas.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,469 ✭✭✭Olishi4


    Sports day was always fun.

    We always got to choose which events to take part in and there were plenty of team activities so you didn't have to do any competing on your own if you didn't want to.

    I remember when my class won against the other 2 classes in the tug of war. Everyone was shocked because our class were considered the nerdy weaker ones :)

    Part of growing up is learning that you are not good at everything.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,423 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    When I was in secondary school, as well as the individual events, each year was divided into groups of varying sporting ability, and points were awards to your team based on where everyone finished in each event. Even if you didn't do that well, you could still make a contribution to your team. It also meant that you'd be interested in how other team members did in their events, whereas you mightn't have bothered looking otherwise.

    I was never interested in being a sports star at school so just went for the throwing events (minimum exertion and over fairly quick). In first year, I won the gold in the discus on my first ever throw, and helped my team win the team event.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,687 ✭✭✭andekwarhola


    deex wrote: »
    I'm a teacher and I have to say, Sports Day in our school isn't geared solely at the sporty kids at all. It's really well-rounded and I think it's excellent.

    We have a bunch of stations and the kids are put into groups and spend around 15 - 20 minutes at each station.

    Some of them are your standard sports like football and basketball, but we also have obstacle courses, a bouncy castle, a Quidditch match, a tug-of-war with students vs. teachers, ping-pong, Twister...

    And there's music and ice-cream. From what I've seen, even the non-sporty kids enjoy it.

    I would hazard a guess that a lot of the people with strong views on it haven't been to a school sports days for decades.

    They just spotted the topic and thought it was another half-decent platform into which to shoehorn a snowflake POV.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,623 ✭✭✭thegreatgonzo


    I loved sports day. The sack race, the egg and spoon race, the 3 legged race, it was brilliant!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,873 ✭✭✭heroics


    Noo wrote: »
    Mine was exactly this too. When did parents start going to sports days?

    This +1 when did parents start going to sports days?
    Only found this out when one of my colleagues took an afternoon off to go to his kids sports day.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,709 ✭✭✭c68zapdsm5i1ru


    Mackman wrote: »
    So what if they feel embarrassed? it will happen a LOT more in life. Life is about up's and downs, wins and losses. It's up to the parents to teach them to cope with the downs and losses.

    All this sounds like Homer Simpson's approach to parenting "If something's hard to do, it's not worth doing".

    I don't think the purpose of schools is to embarrass students who are weak at something. I agree that children have to learn that there are areas they don't shine in, that it's important to be a gracious loser at things etc

    But organising events in a way that is going to automatically create embarrassment and humiliation, in front of others, is hardly the way to endear exercise and sport to non sporty children.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,709 ✭✭✭c68zapdsm5i1ru


    Olishi4 wrote: »
    Sports day was always fun.

    We always got to choose which events to take part in and there were plenty of team activities so you didn't have to do any competing on your own if you didn't want to.

    I remember when my class won against the other 2 classes in the tug of war. Everyone was shocked because our class were considered the nerdy weaker ones :)

    Part of growing up is learning that you are not good at everything.

    I think that's the key thing really. I also agree that inviting parents isn't a great idea. Just make it a fun day for the kids; with some serious races and competitions that children can opt into if they wish, and less serious stuff such as tug of wars, three legged races etc where other children can take part without feeling their lack of ability is on public display.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    I don't think the purpose of schools is to embarrass students who are weak at something. I agree that children have to learn that there are areas they don't shine in, that it's important to be a gracious loser at things etc

    But organising events in a way that is going to automatically create embarrassment and humiliation, in front of others, is hardly the way to endear exercise and sport to non sporty children.

    Where the hell is your school sports day held? North Korea?

    How competitive is it? Who is humiliating the kids? You're conjuring up an image of Romanian gymnasts getting beaten if they don't perform well enough.

    My memory of sports days are of some serious races where athletically talented kids (rightly) got a chance to shine, some daft stuff where everybody had a laugh, and some unusual sports that you got a chance to try for the first time.

    I have absolutely no sporting talent, and didn't particularly enjoy PE. But I took part and enjoyed sports days, they're a bit of fun and should be treated as such.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,623 ✭✭✭thegreatgonzo


    maudgonner wrote: »
    Where the hell is your school sports day held? North Korea?

    How competitive is it? Who is humiliating the kids? You're conjuring up an image of Romanian gymnasts getting beaten if they don't perform well enough.

    .
    :D:D:D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 801 ✭✭✭Mary63


    My very unsporty daughter jammed the potato into the spoon at the start of the race and came first.I couldnt get to her before she did it and I had to grab the spoon and potato off her at the end in case the mammies copped on.There would have been war.

    This was senior infants.The Mums of the sporty boys and girls are a complete pain in the hole.Whenever they started boasting I would say I didnt know little Johnny and Jenny played Tennis,rugby,soccer etc.I would get this hurt doleful look,it was like I should be following sprogs sporting achievements constantly,pathetic stuff.


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