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  • #62
    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    tomwaterford wrote: »
    In fairness I've a rake of sisters who'd I be somewhat close to

    But the rows they tell me that their friends (and them) do be having with each other are just irrational esp for people getting close to 30s

    Ah yeah I know loads of women like that, but loads of fellas too. Fighting over someone giving them a funny look or stupid falling outs over money. I find it tends to the people who keep up the heavy drinking and younger lifestyle that tend to keep up the drama too, rather than any particular gender


  • #63
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    Maximo Sparse Roadkill wrote: »
    Ah yeah I know loads of women like that, but loads of fellas too. Fighting over someone giving them a funny look or stupid falling outs over money. I find it tends to the people who keep up the heavy drinking and younger lifestyle that tend to keep up the drama too, rather than any particular gender

    Possibly right....I don't do either :(


  • #64
    Grab All Association
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭Grab All Association


    Maximo Sparse Roadkill wrote: »
    Ah yeah I know loads of women like that, but loads of fellas too. Fighting over someone giving them a funny look or stupid falling outs over money. I find it tends to the people who keep up the heavy drinking and younger lifestyle that tend to keep up the drama too, rather than any particular gender

    I'm a Pioneer*


    *not a car stereo


  • #65
    The Moldy Gowl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    Maximo Sparse Roadkill wrote: »
    Ah yeah I know loads of women like that, but loads of fellas too. Fighting over someone giving them a funny look or stupid falling outs over money. I find it tends to the people who keep up the heavy drinking and younger lifestyle that tend to keep up the drama too, rather than any particular gender

    Nah. It's the full time mad bastards who do it.

    The heavy drinkers stay away from drama becuase they would rather be having cans.


  • #66
    eviltwin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    Grab All Association wrote: »
    Not mad at the best friend just saying to women on here not to jump in make threats against decent people. I've never cheated, hurt or done anything to upset a girl in my life. I hate the generalization that all men are cheaters and not to be trusted.

    Yeah thanks for the 'advice' but most of us are grown up enough not to act like children.


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  • #67
    Mark Tapley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,193 ✭✭✭Mark Tapley


    Grab All Association wrote: »
    I'm a Pioneer*


    *not a car stereo

    How did you manage to fùck up that opening post so badly without drinking?


  • #68
    Rothko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭Rothko


    McGruber wrote: »
    This is like watching Hollyoaks.

    Except worse.

    Nah, at least Hollyoaks has some nice women on it.


  • #69
    Two Tone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 513 ✭✭✭Two Tone


    Grab All Association wrote: »
    Not mad at the best friend just saying to women on here not to jump in make threats against decent people.
    But why do you feel women here need to be told this just because they are also women? :confused:

    I think most people, female or male, tend not to make threats against decent people, nor would they endorse it. :)
    I've never cheated, hurt or done anything to upset a girl in my life. I hate the generalization that all men, etc...
    I know the feeling. ;)


  • #70
    Jason Uptight Rule
    Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Jason Uptight Rule


    Two Tone wrote: »
    I know the feeling. ;)

    It's better than alanis wha


  • #71
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I remember a famous lawyer from Derry and his fancy woman were in the local one winter's evening and he was coping the cocktails into her all night. They were sitting down by the fire, and she pulled her fur coat tighter around her shoulders, and complained of being cold.

    'Cold?!' he exclaimed, 'How could you be cold? Sure you have the price of a half ton of coal in you!'

    That was a dear woman.


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  • #72
    MistyCheese
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    Dear future husband
    If you wanna get that special lovin'
    Tell me I'm beautiful each and every night...


  • #73
    up for anything
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭up for anything


    Grab All Association wrote: »
    Not mad at the best friend just saying to women on here not to jump in make threats against decent people. I've never cheated, hurt or done anything to upset a girl in my life. I hate the generalization that all men are cheaters and not to be trusted.

    Generalise m'fuck!


  • #74
    The Moldy Gowl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    MistyCheese wrote: »
    Dear future husband
    If you wanna get that special lovin'
    Tell me I'm beautiful each and every night...

    Dear future wife.

    If you wanna sit on my face, shave your gee.



    Also put out the bins


  • #75
    Pat Mustard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,554 ✭✭✭Pat Mustard


    Keane2baMused wrote: »
    OP stick wrecking ball on, eat some Ben and Jerry's and watch Bridget Jones.

    Or ball and chain - there's a blast from the past!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDp6Gmtob7k


  • #76
    Conor Bourke
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 17,426 ✭✭✭✭Conor Bourke


    Here's all the advice you need OP

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk


  • #77
    Maireadio
    Closed Accounts Posts: 662 ✭✭✭Maireadio


    Deleted User wrote: »
    chungfla

    Brilliant. :pac:


  • #78
    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,439 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    Grab All Association wrote: »
    When a best friend introduces you to a new boyfriend threatening him physically (whether she asks you to or not) if he hurts her will not prevent it happening. Besides he is most likely stronger, wiser (if he's a player) or doesn't give a ****e

    p.s she most likely is bitching behind your back to him.

    Dumped her instantly because I will not be threatened by anyone.


    Not even a slight over-reaction, no?


    On a side-note, this threads given me the best laughs I've had in donkeys, some of the replies are gold! :pac:


  • #79
    Ted111
    Closed Accounts Posts: 990 ✭✭✭Ted111


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    Your account is overdue by 320euro. This is your last warning notice. Unless payment is made immediately service will be cut off fortwith. Take note that there is 100euro reconnection fee.
    If you have recently paid your bill then ignore this notice.

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    Men.


  • #80
    riclad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,184 ✭✭✭riclad


    So you mean i met one rude woman ,
    eg all women are rude.
    It makes no sense ,
    its like the phrase , socrates is a wise Philosopher ,
    socrates is old, so all old men are Philosophers.
    My advice is avoid all loud and agressive people ,
    your live will be better and more peaceful .
    There,s good women, bad women and everything in between out there .
    its your choice who you go out with.


  • #81
    Maireadio
    Closed Accounts Posts: 662 ✭✭✭Maireadio


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    and his fancy woman

    Brilliant. :pac:


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  • #82
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,575 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Wait, I'm confused about the movie. So the cops knew that internal affairs were setting them up?


  • #83
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    How'd you dump her OP?

    Soz babes your friend scared me.


  • #84
    HardenendMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 583 ✭✭✭HardenendMan


    OP you are an absolute legend!...in a retarded kind of way...


  • #85
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,443 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    emmetkenny wrote: »
    I'm sure that made sense in your head :D

    I'm not entirely convinced.

    http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Dunning-Kruger_effect


  • #86
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Dear women,

    Always take care when crossing the road. Be sure to look both ways, and wait for traffic to pass.


  • #87
    andekwarhola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,687 ✭✭✭andekwarhola


    "Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    She's an angle.

    Right.


  • #88
    FishOnABike
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,364 ✭✭✭FishOnABike


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    She's an angle '.
    andekwarhola wrote: »
    Right.

    I thought more like 'a cute'.


  • #89
    Story Bud?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,043 ✭✭✭Story Bud?


    Grab All Association wrote: »
    I'm here ranting about it because I actually really liked her but I hated the way she just assumed I was like her past boyfriends.

    LOL; man generalises women because he's pissed that his woman generalised men.

    Heh.


  • #90
    Noahboah2014
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 155 ✭✭Noahboah2014


    This is hilarious 😂😂😂


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  • #91
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 99,665 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    She's an angle '.
    Is she acute one?


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