Swedish Player Sent off for Farting

J Mysterio · 22-06-2016 05:54PM #1

Priceless article.

Perhaps the best line:

"...I don’t get it but maybe he thought I farted in my hand and threw the fart at him. But I did not."

NikoTopps · 22-06-2016 06:09PM

What a foul!

endacl · 22-06-2016 06:11PM

Let's see....

Gas man altogether.

Load o' hot air.

Had a stinker of a game.

That's all I got for now...

nullzero · 22-06-2016 06:25PM

Played indoor football once and someone dropped an unmerciful eggy fart which kept the left wing free for a good five minutes after a couple of lads attempted runs into the area only to offload the ball and beat a hasty retreat.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 22-06-2016 06:26PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvJF0j-RLxk

Topper Harley · 22-06-2016 10:20PM

It reads a lot like a Waterford Whispers type article. I can imagine if someone who's not familiar with such a site reads it, they could believe it and spread it on, only without the humour. And this then grows legs an gets translated etc. Of course, maybe it's completely true but I just can't really imagine it.

Birneybau · 22-06-2016 11:09PM

Gary Lineker sh!ts himself and is allowed play on?

Should be uniformity in the laws of the game.

Pinch Flat · 23-06-2016 12:51AM

It's a fårt in Swedish

Stigura · 23-06-2016 01:40AM

Even the opposing Striker heard it. I was in fcuking tears there!!!

makingmecrazy · 23-06-2016 01:46AM

Stigura wrote: »

Even the opposing Striker heard it. I was in fcuking tears there!!!

I've had a very long few days and that article made me howl.
Thanks for posting OP

Kitty6277 · 23-06-2016 02:24AM

I don't know what part of that article amuses me most! It gave me a much needed giggle though

hank scorpio89 · 23-06-2016 03:19AM

What man can say with complete conviction that they havent farted in their hand and thrown it at someone ..not many

Alf Stewart. · 23-06-2016 06:57AM

Heat sensing camera at security in regional airport.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0wu-1OaFJ8

Bush tucker makes some blokes "pop the hotties" alright.

EagererBeaver · 23-06-2016 07:11AM

Topper Harley wrote: »

It reads a lot like a Waterford Whispers type article. I can imagine if someone who's not familiar with such a site reads it, they could believe it and spread it on, only without the humour. And this then grows legs an gets translated etc. Of course, maybe it's completely true but I just can't really imagine it.

The Guardian is indeed renowned for its dubious editorial quality and journalistic value, and they're well known for trawling "entertainment content" websites to generate headlines to make up for, you know, anything newsworthy going on in the planet...

Topper Harley · 23-06-2016 07:37AM

EagererBeaver wrote: »

The Guardian is indeed renowned for its dubious editorial quality and journalistic value, and they're well known for trawling "entertainment content" websites to generate headlines to make up for, you know, anything newsworthy going on in the planet...

It just seems a bit too ridiculous to believe and the only verification I can see is other news sources jumping on the bandwagon. It's not like even reliable media outlets aren't prone to doing that. The first thing I did after I read it was wonder if it was April Fool's Day.

Birneybau · 23-06-2016 01:08PM

EagererBeaver wrote: »

The Guardian is indeed renowned for its dubious editorial quality and journalistic value, and they're well known for trawling "entertainment content" websites to generate headlines to make up for, you know, anything newsworthy going on in the planet...

Hence the whole Wikileaks and Snowden situation.

Are you taking the p!ss?

Irish Guitarist · 23-06-2016 02:01PM

I don't know about anyone else but I couldn't just fart at will.

Your Face · 23-06-2016 02:10PM

Oh Sweden, you surprisingly horrible country

Swedish Player Sent off for Farting

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