Pooing regularity

Gael23 · 18-06-2016 11:02PM #1

Are you regular as clockwork? Do you visit the throne the same time every day?

Fred Swanson · 18-06-2016 11:04PM

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B.A._Baracus · 18-06-2016 11:05PM

I guess you could say the quality of after hours posting is..... Going down the toilet.

I'll grab my coat.

Spanish Eyes · 18-06-2016 11:05PM

Bodily functions are a private matter. The interwebby thing will sort you out, just check the US sites for all this shyte talk.

FortySeven · 18-06-2016 11:06PM

Nope. I go when I need to. In and out in 2 minutes. Don't get those folks who go the same time every day and spend twenty minutes trying to shunt one through the hoop.

Very strange.

foggy_lad · 18-06-2016 11:07PM

Gael23 wrote: »

Are you regular as clockwork? Do you visit the throne the same time every day?

PRUNES! Thats what you need and want!

Great big dirty brown slithering prunes stewed and swimin in a bowl of sloppy custard, to keep you regular.

18-06-2016 11:08PM

More than 8 times a day.

Or less than once every 8 days.

You've got problems.

Wait...no...that's masturbation. Know nothing about bowel regularity.

FortySeven · 18-06-2016 11:08PM

foggy_lad wrote: »

PRUNES! Thats what you need and want!

Great big dirty brown slithering prunes stewed and swimin in a bowl of sloppy custard, to keep you regular.

Keep you ****tin'. Not sure about regular.

LightsStillOn · 18-06-2016 11:09PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

More than 8 times a day.

Or less than once every 8 days.

You've got problems.

Wait...no...that's masturbation. Know nothing about bowel regularity.

Why not just do both at the same time? Would get rid of any confusion you have

Gael23 · 18-06-2016 11:11PM

Deleted User wrote: »

More than 8 times a day.

Or less than once every 8 days.

You've got problems.

Wait...no...that's masturbation. Know nothing about bowel regularity.

8 times a day?

18-06-2016 11:11PM

Oh lordy I have memories of sitting on my little yellow potty as my mammy fed me prunes.

All I can say is those early experiences paved the way for a future of discomfort.

Movicol, fybogel, senokot, colonoscopies, suppositories, passing out with the pain, ultrasounds, ah the joys of bowels.

Gael23 · 18-06-2016 11:16PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Oh lordy I have memories of sitting on my little yellow potty as my mammy fed me prunes.

All I can say is those early experiences paved the way for a future of discomfort.

Movicol, fybogel, senokot, colonoscopies, suppositories, passing out with the pain, ultrasounds, ah the joys of bowels.

Movicol kept me out of hospital a while back, really helps.

FortySeven · 18-06-2016 11:17PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Oh lordy I have memories of sitting on my little yellow potty as my mammy fed me prunes.

All I can say is those early experiences paved the way for a future of discomfort.

Movicol, fybogel, senokot, colonoscopies, suppositories, passing out with the pain, ultrasounds, ah the joys of bowels.

Cryptospiridium is what you need, coming to a tap near you soon. (Or go to roscommon)

biko · 18-06-2016 11:20PM

Is this a fetish thread?

18-06-2016 11:22PM

Gael23 wrote: »

Movicol kept me out of hospital a while back, really helps.

It does but I find it really really hard to keep down. I don't mind the colonoscopies because I'm well sedated, it's trying to drink the awful stuff beforehand and not throw it back up that's the problem.

I actually think it's important to talk about these things. Yes on one hand you can say bodily functions are a private matter but awareness around bowel and stomach issues can save lives. Too much prudishness in this country.

YFlyer · 18-06-2016 11:24PM

Triphala is your only man.

The Sidewards Man · 18-06-2016 11:24PM

People who poo on time regularly experience a ghostie.

Gael23 · 18-06-2016 11:24PM

Deleted User wrote: »

It does but I find it really really hard to keep down. I don't mind the colonoscopies because I'm well sedated, it's trying to drink the awful stuff beforehand and not throw it back up that's the problem.

I actually think it's important to talk about these things. Yes on one hand you can say bodily functions are a private matter but awareness around bowel and stomach issues can save lives. Too much prudishness in this country.

I didn't find it that bad, I was taking it and duphalac together twice a day until I loosened up.

18-06-2016 11:27PM

Gael23 wrote: »

I didn't find it that bad, I was taking it and duphalac together twice a day until I loosened up.

Oh I had forgotten about duphalac. So sweet and sticky!

I've had a good stretch now I must say. Plenty of water and a few little diet tweaks has worked wonders.

madanall · 18-06-2016 11:29PM

I have a good crap every morning to start the day. I prefer not to force it out and let it just slide out.

The Sidewards Man · 18-06-2016 11:31PM

madanall wrote: »

I have a good crap every morning to start the day. I prefer not to force it out and let it just slide out.

You pull off ghosties a lot?

18-06-2016 11:32PM

madanall wrote: »

I have a good crap every morning to start the day. I prefer not to force it out and let it just slide out.

Ahh living the dream.

:pac:

madanall · 18-06-2016 11:37PM

Regular as clockwork. Wet wipes help me clean the area thoroughly. Prune juice is my best friend..for medicinal purposes.

Beanntraigheach · 19-06-2016 02:15AM

Pooing is a vile habit.

Those who do it should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves! :mad:

MadDog76 · 19-06-2016 09:12AM

FortySeven wrote: »

Nope. I go when I need to. In and out in 2 minutes. Don't get those folks who go the same time every day and spend twenty minutes trying to shunt one through the hoop.

Very strange.

I don't think people who are "regular" actually pick a daily time to try force one out!!!

It just happens naturally at around the same time every day ..........

MadDog76 · 19-06-2016 09:14AM

Deleted User wrote: »

Oh lordy I have memories of sitting on my little yellow potty as my mammy fed me prunes.

All I can say is those early experiences paved the way for a future of discomfort.

Movicol, fybogel, senokot, colonoscopies, suppositories, passing out with the pain, ultrasounds, ah the joys of bowels.

Please Persepoly .......... I had an image of you as a lil sexy minx ......... but you've turned me right off!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 19-06-2016 09:20AM

I dunno, without getting into it too much I only need to go every few days. Doesn't cause me any problems and I wouldn't have time for pooping every day anyway.

I do think I'm either gluten intolerant or lactose intolerant though. If I have a sandwich (always have cheese on it) I get so bloated and crampy afterwards. One sandwich would bloat me enough so that my uniform feels painted onto me but it'll fit me comfortably beforehand. I can't drink beer because it makes me very irritated and sick and gives me a dodge tummy. I've had blood tests done for being celioac, so far they're coming back negative but both my GP and hospital keep running tests for it

19-06-2016 09:32AM

MadDog76 wrote: »

Please Persepoly .......... I had an image of you as a lil sexy minx ......... but you've turned me right off!

Sexy minxes still need to poo you know!

MadDog76 · 19-06-2016 09:32AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I dunno, without getting into it too much I only need to go every few days. Doesn't cause me any problems and I wouldn't have time for pooping every day anyway.

I do think I'm either gluten intolerant or lactose intolerant though. If I have a sandwich (always have cheese on it) I get so bloated and crampy afterwards. One sandwich would bloat me enough so that my uniform feels painted onto me but it'll fit me comfortably beforehand. I can't drink beer because it makes me very irritated and sick and gives me a dodge tummy. I've had blood tests done for being celioac, so far they're coming back negative but both my GP and hospital keep running tests for it

Another poster I have down as a lil sex-pot ......... let's change the subject Lexie, what's this uniform you mentioned?

MadDog76 · 19-06-2016 09:33AM

Deleted User wrote: »

Sexy minxes still need to poo you know!

What!??!!!???!!!! :eek:

The Sidewards Man · 19-06-2016 09:34AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I dunno, without getting into it too much I only need to go every few days. Doesn't cause me any problems and I wouldn't have time for pooping every day anyway.

If you gave less time online you would have loads of time to poo, what is the average length of time one poos anyway average 5 minutes?

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