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Pooing regularity

Gael23

Are you regular as clockwork? Do you visit the throne the same time every day?

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Fred Swanson

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B.A._Baracus

I guess you could say the quality of after hours posting is..... Going down the toilet.

I'll grab my coat.

Spanish Eyes

Bodily functions are a private matter. The interwebby thing will sort you out, just check the US sites for all this shyte talk.

FortySeven

Nope. I go when I need to. In and out in 2 minutes. Don't get those folks who go the same time every day and spend twenty minutes trying to shunt one through the hoop.

Very strange.

foggy_lad

Gael23 wrote: »

Are you regular as clockwork? Do you visit the throne the same time every day?

PRUNES! Thats what you need and want!

Great big dirty brown slithering prunes stewed and swimin in a bowl of sloppy custard, to keep you regular.

[Deleted User]

More than 8 times a day.

Or less than once every 8 days.

You've got problems.

Wait...no...that's masturbation. Know nothing about bowel regularity.

FortySeven

foggy_lad wrote: »

PRUNES! Thats what you need and want!

Great big dirty brown slithering prunes stewed and swimin in a bowl of sloppy custard, to keep you regular.

Keep you ****tin'. Not sure about regular.

LightsStillOn

[Deleted User] wrote: »

More than 8 times a day.

Or less than once every 8 days.

You've got problems.

Wait...no...that's masturbation. Know nothing about bowel regularity.

Why not just do both at the same time? Would get rid of any confusion you have

Gael23

Deleted User wrote: »

More than 8 times a day.

Or less than once every 8 days.

You've got problems.

Wait...no...that's masturbation. Know nothing about bowel regularity.

8 times a day?

[Deleted User]

Oh lordy I have memories of sitting on my little yellow potty as my mammy fed me prunes.

All I can say is those early experiences paved the way for a future of discomfort.

Movicol, fybogel, senokot, colonoscopies, suppositories, passing out with the pain, ultrasounds, ah the joys of bowels.

Gael23

Deleted User wrote: »

Oh lordy I have memories of sitting on my little yellow potty as my mammy fed me prunes.

All I can say is those early experiences paved the way for a future of discomfort.

Movicol, fybogel, senokot, colonoscopies, suppositories, passing out with the pain, ultrasounds, ah the joys of bowels.

Movicol kept me out of hospital a while back, really helps.

FortySeven

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Oh lordy I have memories of sitting on my little yellow potty as my mammy fed me prunes.

All I can say is those early experiences paved the way for a future of discomfort.

Movicol, fybogel, senokot, colonoscopies, suppositories, passing out with the pain, ultrasounds, ah the joys of bowels.

Cryptospiridium is what you need, coming to a tap near you soon. (Or go to roscommon)

biko

Is this a fetish thread?

[Deleted User]

Gael23 wrote: »

Movicol kept me out of hospital a while back, really helps.

It does but I find it really really hard to keep down. I don't mind the colonoscopies because I'm well sedated, it's trying to drink the awful stuff beforehand and not throw it back up that's the problem.

I actually think it's important to talk about these things. Yes on one hand you can say bodily functions are a private matter but awareness around bowel and stomach issues can save lives. Too much prudishness in this country.

YFlyer

Triphala is your only man.

The Sidewards Man

People who poo on time regularly experience a ghostie.

Gael23

Deleted User wrote: »

It does but I find it really really hard to keep down. I don't mind the colonoscopies because I'm well sedated, it's trying to drink the awful stuff beforehand and not throw it back up that's the problem.

I actually think it's important to talk about these things. Yes on one hand you can say bodily functions are a private matter but awareness around bowel and stomach issues can save lives. Too much prudishness in this country.

I didn't find it that bad, I was taking it and duphalac together twice a day until I loosened up.

[Deleted User]

Gael23 wrote: »

I didn't find it that bad, I was taking it and duphalac together twice a day until I loosened up.

Oh I had forgotten about duphalac. So sweet and sticky!

I've had a good stretch now I must say. Plenty of water and a few little diet tweaks has worked wonders.

madanall

I have a good crap every morning to start the day. I prefer not to force it out and let it just slide out.

The Sidewards Man

madanall wrote: »

I have a good crap every morning to start the day. I prefer not to force it out and let it just slide out.

You pull off ghosties a lot?

[Deleted User]

madanall wrote: »

I have a good crap every morning to start the day. I prefer not to force it out and let it just slide out.

Ahh living the dream.

:pac:

madanall

Regular as clockwork. Wet wipes help me clean the area thoroughly. Prune juice is my best friend..for medicinal purposes.

Beanntraigheach

Pooing is a vile habit.

Those who do it should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves! :mad:

MadDog76

FortySeven wrote: »

Nope. I go when I need to. In and out in 2 minutes. Don't get those folks who go the same time every day and spend twenty minutes trying to shunt one through the hoop.

Very strange.

I don't think people who are "regular" actually pick a daily time to try force one out!!!

It just happens naturally at around the same time every day ..........

MadDog76

Deleted User wrote: »

Oh lordy I have memories of sitting on my little yellow potty as my mammy fed me prunes.

All I can say is those early experiences paved the way for a future of discomfort.

Movicol, fybogel, senokot, colonoscopies, suppositories, passing out with the pain, ultrasounds, ah the joys of bowels.

Please Persepoly .......... I had an image of you as a lil sexy minx ......... but you've turned me right off!

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I dunno, without getting into it too much I only need to go every few days. Doesn't cause me any problems and I wouldn't have time for pooping every day anyway.

I do think I'm either gluten intolerant or lactose intolerant though. If I have a sandwich (always have cheese on it) I get so bloated and crampy afterwards. One sandwich would bloat me enough so that my uniform feels painted onto me but it'll fit me comfortably beforehand. I can't drink beer because it makes me very irritated and sick and gives me a dodge tummy. I've had blood tests done for being celioac, so far they're coming back negative but both my GP and hospital keep running tests for it

[Deleted User]

MadDog76 wrote: »

Please Persepoly .......... I had an image of you as a lil sexy minx ......... but you've turned me right off!

Sexy minxes still need to poo you know!

MadDog76

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I dunno, without getting into it too much I only need to go every few days. Doesn't cause me any problems and I wouldn't have time for pooping every day anyway.

I do think I'm either gluten intolerant or lactose intolerant though. If I have a sandwich (always have cheese on it) I get so bloated and crampy afterwards. One sandwich would bloat me enough so that my uniform feels painted onto me but it'll fit me comfortably beforehand. I can't drink beer because it makes me very irritated and sick and gives me a dodge tummy. I've had blood tests done for being celioac, so far they're coming back negative but both my GP and hospital keep running tests for it

Another poster I have down as a lil sex-pot ......... let's change the subject Lexie, what's this uniform you mentioned?

MadDog76

Deleted User wrote: »

Sexy minxes still need to poo you know!

What!??!!!???!!!! :eek:

The Sidewards Man

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I dunno, without getting into it too much I only need to go every few days. Doesn't cause me any problems and I wouldn't have time for pooping every day anyway.

If you gave less time online you would have loads of time to poo, what is the average length of time one poos anyway average 5 minutes?