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Sods Law!

  • 18-06-2016 07:49PM
    #1
    FortySeven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,295 ✭✭✭


    In a rush for work this morning. Every sock I pull out of the drawer has a hole in it somewhere.

    Just now I think I'll use one of those punctured socks to block a draught and pull sock after perfectly unmolested sock out of the drawer!

    What the f@#$?


Comments

  • #2
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,748 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Fascinating.

    Thanks for sharing :D


  • #3
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,419 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    Sods law = the game this afternoon.


  • #4
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    ToddyDoody wrote: »
    Sods law = the game this afternoon.

    The law you're thinking of in relation to today's game is the law of the jungle.


  • #5
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    ToddyDoody wrote: »
    Sods law = the game this afternoon.

    So 3-0 to Sod?


  • #6
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    The_Valeyard wrote: »
    So 3-0 to Sod?

    After that result it mightn't be long before they're all coming back to the auld sod.
    If they didn't all live in England that is.


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  • #7
    Antar Bolaeisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,091 ✭✭✭Antar Bolaeisk


    Presumably every sock must have, at a minimum, one hole?


  • #8
    Spanish Eyes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,199 ✭✭✭✭Spanish Eyes


    Sure who will see the holes in yer socks if you are wearing shoes lol.

    Once the holes are in the shoe part of course!!


  • #9
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,387 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Socks? Well la-de-dah, aren't you the fancy alikado?


  • #10
    FortySeven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,295 ✭✭✭FortySeven


    super_furry wrote: »
    Socks? Well la-de-dah, aren't you the fancy alikado?

    Ah! Well, sure it's been a good year. Thought I'd treat myself. :)


  • #11
    crosstownk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,863 ✭✭✭✭crosstownk


    It's Murphy's Law where I come from..........

    Although apparently they are slightly different >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sod%27s_law
    Untitled Image




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  • #12
    The Sidewards Man
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭The Sidewards Man


    It's a trivial annoyance for you op.


  • #13
    PistolsAtDawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 335 ✭✭PistolsAtDawn


    Sod off


  • #14
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Kneel before sod.


  • #15
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,820 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    **** socks law.


  • #16
    donegaLroad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭donegaLroad


    Sods Law: whether a falling slice of jammy bread lands face down or face up, is directly proportionate to the cost of the carpet.


  • #17
    stuar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,019 ✭✭✭stuar


    Put 2 socks on each foot, chances are 50,000,000,000/1 that holes will be in exactly the same place unless you have bunion feet.


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