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Really embarrassing movie moments

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,910 ✭✭✭Gwynplaine


    The big speech by Morpheus in Matrix Reloaded. It's pure cringe, I blushed with embarrassment when I saw it first.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭buried


    Tried watching that new Star Wars thing for the second time at home. Got to this line of dialogue 10 minutes in
    "Whats your name?"-
    "FN87655432781"
    "What?"-
    "FN87655432781"
    "I'm going to call you Finn, that ok with you Finn?"-
    "hey... 'Finn' ...yeah!... yeah I like that"

    and thats when I switched it off

    Bullet The Blue Shirts



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,372 ✭✭✭LorMal


    I tried to watch that newest Star Wars movie - also lasted 10 mins. I cannot understand how any adult could sit through that tripe.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,569 ✭✭✭HensVassal


    Pretty much any scene with the young John Connor in Terminator 2 and the end scene where Arnie gives a fucking thumbs up from the tank of molten steel.

    Harrison Ford "Get off my plane"

    Fucking cringe cheddar


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,028 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    HensVassal wrote: »
    Pretty much any scene with the young John Connor in Terminator 2 and the end scene where Arnie gives a fucking thumbs up from the tank of molten steel.

    Harrison Ford "Get off my plane"

    Fucking cringe cheddar


    Ding ding ding - we have a winner!!!!!

    Elect a clown... Expect a circus



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  • Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    There was a scene in Spiderman 3, where Parker puts a coin into a payphone, you clearly hear it rattling in the coin return slot, yet he still manages to make a call.

    Hope someone's head rolled for that mistake.

    Hnarf Hnarf.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 789 ✭✭✭WildWater


    Pierce Brosnan attempting to sing in Mama Mia.


  • Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    WildWater wrote: »
    Pierce Brosnan attempting to sing in Mama Mia.

    In fairness, he was miles better than Russel Crowe in Les Miserable -- and Crowe claims to be an actual singer and is the headliner of his own band.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    This is cringeworthy because it is so perfectly scripted. I never felt so sorry for someone being so pathetic.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    That "younglings" line from Obi-Wan in the Star Wars prequels, awful drama TV-quality stuff that poor McGregor had to suffer delivering woeful dialogue.

    Speaking of which, those prequels have aged horribly. They look terrible and they're not even 20 years old.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 805 ✭✭✭doubledown


    Every single frame of the three Taken films...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,779 ✭✭✭✭Ol' Donie


    doubledown wrote: »
    Every single frame of the three Taken films...

    Yeah, I think Liam Neeson is great, but the idea of him being the baddest of bad asses is something I just can't take seriously.

    Even the famous "I will find you and I will kill you" bit...when i hear it I just think, ah, come on now Liam. Will ye stop.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,576 ✭✭✭Keane2baMused


    "I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her"

    You really DO say it best, when you say nothing at all.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    doubledown wrote: »
    Every single frame of the three Taken films...

    The one where his ex-wife is taken. Would he not be saying to the kidnappers 'Lads, there's a reason why she's my ex-wife. You can keep her…'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Anytime Seth Rogen talks about weed. We get it, you're maaaad, you smoke weed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,779 ✭✭✭✭Ol' Donie


    "I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her"

    You really DO say it best, when you say nothing at all.

    What's that bollocks again?

    I'm not even sure what film it is (Notting Hill?), but even reading it makes me cringe my ass off.


  • Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]




    You're sucked to your tits. Of course you're going to notice whether it's still raining or not.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 25,000 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    The entirety of the Sex and the City movies. Consumerist Porn that a regrettable number of women seem to see as a lifestyle guide.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 25,000 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    You're sucked to your tits. Of course you're going to notice whether it's still raining or not.
    That's the best freudian slip I've seen on boards.ie in years!


  • Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Sleepy wrote: »
    That's the best freudian slip I've seen on boards.ie in years!

    Ha. Either it's because the whole thing sucked or that I've got sex on the brain.

    But I'm just going to leave it like that and not edit it at all.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,576 ✭✭✭Keane2baMused


    Ol' Donie wrote: »
    What's that bollocks again?

    I'm not even sure what film it is (Notting Hill?), but even reading it makes me cringe my ass off.

    YEP :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    Hopefully nobody here will have seen this hape of crap, but this scene is so cringe it's passed into movie legend.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,811 ✭✭✭Corvo


    Robsweezie wrote: »
    Any sex scene with parents in the room.

    Jesus Christ, this a hundred times.

    Remember one time, when I was younger I was watching Swordfish with my Dad. And then the scene where Hugh Jackman comes on where he is getting a blowjob whilst trying to hack a system under a time limit.

    I always remember him slowly turning his head and going "You shouldn't be watching this you know" and I just said "I know Dad"

    We never spoken of it since.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    You're tearing me apart Lisa!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,469 ✭✭✭Olishi4


    The one where the guy is outside the girls house just standing there raising a boombox over his head and playing a song for her


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    The Happening. Literally the whole movie.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,469 ✭✭✭Olishi4


    Sleepy wrote: »
    The entirety of the Sex and the City movies. Consumerist Porn that a regrettable number of women seem to see as a lifestyle guide.

    I never watched "sex and the city" and neither did my aunt but she went to see one of the movies with a friend and then any time she could relate anything to the movie, she kept saying "it's so sex and the city".

    I remember just thinking at the time "who even are you now?" :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Olishi4 wrote: »
    I remember just thinking at the time "who even are you now?" :)



  • Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Left Behind (Nicolas Cage, again), the movie where all the religious people get zoomed up to heaven and all the heathens and cheaters and all round bad 'uns are....


    .....LEFT BEHIND!


    So bad, you're more puzzled than anything else. Especially
    the scene where the kid disappears out of his clothes.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,469 ✭✭✭Olishi4


    smash wrote: »

    Is it? Where you a big fan Smash :p


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