Really embarrassing movie moments

StereoSound

This actually makes me cringe and hold my breath lol.

So whats yours?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuJ3bN20dBE

AnonoBoy

There's a bit of Big Momma's House that's really embarrassing.

Do you know the bit I mean?

It lasts about an hour and forty minutes.

Then the credits roll, they're not too bad at all.

One eyed Jack

dr.bollocko

The incredibly long hallelujah sex scene in watchmen. Just why? Those who have seen will know.

Pat Mustard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiAwpYIkRmU

AnonoBoy

Pat Mustard wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiAwpYIkRmU

That scene isn't cringe. It's hilarious.

Barry Badrinath

Pat Mustard wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiAwpYIkRmU

GET OUT PAT!

ceadaoin.

I think it's Spider-Man 3? Peter Parker dancing and supposedly being all cool and seductive. Most cringeworthy thing I've ever seen in a movie

aaronjumper

ceadaoin. wrote: »

I think it's Spider-Man 3? Peter Parker dancing and supposedly being all cool and seductive. Most cringeworthy thing I've ever seen in a movie

Wasn't that cringeworthy on purpose?

maudgonner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqYUpXjpx5Q

Shut up, Andie McDowell!

Pat Mustard

AnonoBoy wrote: »

That scene isn't cringe. It's hilarious.

McGruber wrote: »

GET OUT PAT!

Aw man, see when the music stopped and he's still dancing in complete silence. Then he stops and gawks out at the audience with his gob open, before running offstage, all hunched over.

Funny but cringey as hell.

darkpagandeath

That Traveler porno ?

Barry Badrinath

"I'll have what she's having"

That diner scene. Feck off, state of ye!

everlast75

I watched the two series of Dare Devil and ****ing loved them.

I spotted the old film was on with Affleck and so recorded it. I watched it for about 30 mins and then there was a scene where DD and Elektra have this fight off in a playground. I turned the film off after that - It was that cringy

The Backwards Man

You had me at hello.

You lost me me when you opened the fcuking door!

castletownman

Any scene where Melissa McCarthy or Rebel Wilson play the whole "look at me, I'm a big girl doing something hilarious" card in order to garner laughs.

See also Kevin Hart, when he uses the pint-sized, wise-cracking black man shtick as his only comedic avenue.

Hilarious really.

Rothko

maudgonner wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqYUpXjpx5Q

Shut up, Andie McDowell!

Came here to post that. Worst line in movie history.

Robsweezie

Any sex scene with parents in the room.

DakarVert

darkpagandeath wrote: »

That Traveler porno ?

Oh god!

Was the thread on that deleted or still exist somewhere?

Most embarassing movie scene is whatever sex scene happens to come on while you're watching tv with your mum and dad.

Orders of enormity worse when you're sat with your Granny on a Sunday night and she asks

"Why that girl is kneeling down in front of the fella? Sure I thought they were going to have a rattle!"

"Eh...she lost her contact lens, Granny"

RayM

Candie wrote: »

Most embarassing movie scene is whatever sex scene happens to come on while you're watching tv with your mum and dad.

Orders of enormity worse when you're sat with your Granny on a Sunday night and she asks

"Why that girl is kneeling down in front of the fella? Sure I thought they were going to have a rattle!"

"Eh...she lost her contact lens, Granny"

That reminds me of a time when I was watching tv with my mum (I was in my mid-20s at the time), and there was a fairly tame (but prolonged) sex scene in whatever crap film we were watching. To break the awkwardness, I jokingly said "mum, what are they doing?"

She responded: "Raymond, they are having sex... did I never give you 'the talk' when you were younger? Right, when a man and a woman love each other..."

At this point, I left the room with my hands over my ears.

TonyCliftonEsq

RayM wrote: »

That reminds me of a time when I was watching tv with my mum (I was in my mid-20s at the time), and there was a fairly tame (but prolonged) sex scene in whatever crap film we were watching. To break the awkwardness, I jokingly said "mum, what are they doing?"

She responded: "Raymond, they are having sex... did I never give you 'the talk' when you were younger? Right, when a man and a woman love each other..."

At this point, I left the room with my hands over my ears.

Jaysus for a second there I thought you were going to say your ma gave you the ride.

Olishi4

In Dirty Dancing when she says "I carried a water melon". When Johnny signals Baby to come and dance with him and they dance but when the song ends, he walks off and she's still dancing with no music. Ugh And the worst "nobody puts Baby in the corner"!

Also not a movie but my brother used to point at me and do the Eastenders theme tune. I didn't even mind the tune but with the additional pointing, it made me cringe for some reason.

ERG89

That scene in Jurassic Park 3. Y'know the 'Alan' one.

Ol' Donie

ERG89 wrote: »

That scene in Jurassic Park 3. Y'know the 'Alan' one.

Which one is that?

Story Bud?

Olishi4 wrote: »

In Dirty Dancing when she says "I carried a water melon". When Johnny signals Baby to come and dance with him and they dance but when the song ends, he walks off and she's still dancing with no music. Ugh And the worst "nobody puts Baby in the corner"!

No the worst worst worst line in that whole movie is

"you're wild"

when he breaks the window of his car.

Scarleh for her ma for havin her.

Olishi4

Story Bud? wrote: »

No the worst worst worst line in that whole movie is

"you're wild"

when he breaks the window of his car.

Scarleh for her ma for havin her.

Oh stop, or when he's walking away at some stage and she just says in a very high pitched broken voice "johnny" and then he turns around and she says nothing. I'm embarrassed even writing it.

The whole movie is embarrassing. Still liked it though

Ol' Donie

"I'm not afraid to die. I've been dying a little every day since you came back into my life."

Literally the worst dialogue ever written, courtesy of 2002's (what the F*CK?) Attack Of The Clones.

faceman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgwJJ3pXvOw

"CHAAAARRRRLLLLLEEEEEEEEE DEY TOOOOOK MY THUMMMBBBB"

ERG89

Ol' Donie wrote: »

Which one is that?

I'd also add most of this monstrosity

Ol' Donie

ERG89 wrote: »

I'd also add most of this monstrosity

Oh jesus, how could I forget that!

There was me thinking the scene where they can hear the phone ringing from inside the Spinosaurus, but fail to hear the actual Spinosaurus itself creeping up on them was about as bad as it could get.

Especially in a franchise in which the most famous scene involves the actual earth shaking with every T Rex step.

Gwynplaine

The big speech by Morpheus in Matrix Reloaded. It's pure cringe, I blushed with embarrassment when I saw it first.

buried

Tried watching that new Star Wars thing for the second time at home. Got to this line of dialogue 10 minutes in
"Whats your name?"-
"FN87655432781"
"What?"-
"FN87655432781"
"I'm going to call you Finn, that ok with you Finn?"-
"hey... 'Finn' ...yeah!... yeah I like that"

and thats when I switched it off

LorMal

I tried to watch that newest Star Wars movie - also lasted 10 mins. I cannot understand how any adult could sit through that tripe.

HensVassal

Pretty much any scene with the young John Connor in Terminator 2 and the end scene where Arnie gives a fucking thumbs up from the tank of molten steel.

Harrison Ford "Get off my plane"

Fucking cringe cheddar

everlast75

HensVassal wrote: »

Pretty much any scene with the young John Connor in Terminator 2 and the end scene where Arnie gives a fucking thumbs up from the tank of molten steel.

Harrison Ford "Get off my plane"

Fucking cringe cheddar

Ding ding ding - we have a winner!!!!!

There was a scene in Spiderman 3, where Parker puts a coin into a payphone, you clearly hear it rattling in the coin return slot, yet he still manages to make a call.

Hope someone's head rolled for that mistake.

Hnarf Hnarf.

WildWater

Pierce Brosnan attempting to sing in Mama Mia.

WildWater

WildWater wrote: »

Pierce Brosnan attempting to sing in Mama Mia.

In fairness, he was miles better than Russel Crowe in Les Miserable -- and Crowe claims to be an actual singer and is the headliner of his own band.

kunst nugget

This is cringeworthy because it is so perfectly scripted. I never felt so sorry for someone being so pathetic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0PUrNwvvBk

Duggy747

That "younglings" line from Obi-Wan in the Star Wars prequels, awful drama TV-quality stuff that poor McGregor had to suffer delivering woeful dialogue.

Speaking of which, those prequels have aged horribly. They look terrible and they're not even 20 years old.

doubledown

Every single frame of the three Taken films...

Ol' Donie

doubledown wrote: »

Every single frame of the three Taken films...

Yeah, I think Liam Neeson is great, but the idea of him being the baddest of bad asses is something I just can't take seriously.

Even the famous "I will find you and I will kill you" bit...when i hear it I just think, ah, come on now Liam. Will ye stop.

Keane2baMused

"I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her"

You really DO say it best, when you say nothing at all.

kunst nugget

doubledown wrote: »

Every single frame of the three Taken films...

The one where his ex-wife is taken. Would he not be saying to the kidnappers 'Lads, there's a reason why she's my ex-wife. You can keep her…'

razorblunt

Anytime Seth Rogen talks about weed. We get it, you're maaaad, you smoke weed.

Ol' Donie

Keane2baMused wrote: »

"I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her"

You really DO say it best, when you say nothing at all.

What's that bollocks again?

I'm not even sure what film it is (Notting Hill?), but even reading it makes me cringe my ass off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqYUpXjpx5Q

You're sucked to your tits. Of course you're going to notice whether it's still raining or not.

Sleepy

The entirety of the Sex and the City movies. Consumerist Porn that a regrettable number of women seem to see as a lifestyle guide.

Sleepy

Deleted User wrote: »

You're sucked to your tits. Of course you're going to notice whether it's still raining or not.

That's the best freudian slip I've seen on boards.ie in years!

Sleepy

Sleepy wrote: »

That's the best freudian slip I've seen on boards.ie in years!

Ha. Either it's because the whole thing sucked or that I've got sex on the brain.

But I'm just going to leave it like that and not edit it at all.