Take the Death Test

Sposs

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Strange im more likey to die from an alien abduction than be murder?
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


June 24, 2048
at the age of 66 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (20%)
Auto-Fellatio (12%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Suicide (6%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.


Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on June 24, 2048, as you slip silently into the night.

yossarin

Auto-Fellatio (12%)

jeeze Sposs - what ar you telling us ?

I got:

May 30, 2055
at the age of 76 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (23%)
Electrolysis (17%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)

the fnj

September 26, 2065
at the age of 83 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (35%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

**** sake I've ages to wait

Sposs

Originally posted by yossarin

jeeze Sposs - what ar you telling us ?

Holy Shìt didnt see that,better go slowly thru my answers again

I see you deleted it from your list what you hiding yossarin?

yossarin

well..ahem
like Ricky Gervais said: "if at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence of ever having tried"

the Guru

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


February 25, 2040
at the age of 63 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (32%)


Great .............................

hells angels

march 7, pornapsters b-day...at the age of 60 probably of cancer!!!

JohnK

November 2, 2051
at the age of 70 years old.

Cancer..................(27%)
Heart Attack............(16%)
Auto-Fellatio...........(16%)
Suicide.................(10%)
Alcoholism..............(8%)
Alien Abduction.........(7%)
Contagious Disease......(5%)

Funky

July 22, 2066
at the age of 80 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (35%)
Alcoholism (15%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Alien Abduction (7%)

richindub2

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


July 22, 2040
at the age of 53 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (23%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Auto-Fellatio (11%)
Suicide (10%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Homicide (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)




i blame the consumption page!

cournioni

Originally posted by hells angels
march 7, pornapsters b-day...at the age of 60 probably of cancer!!!

HAHA... that'll be a good birthday then so!

Sposs

LOL

d4r3n

January 21, 2063
at the age of 78 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (27%)
Heart Attack (26%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)

Tellox

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


January 23, 2068
at the age of 80 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (41%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Homicide (7%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Loneliness (6%)


bit..depressing really...

Sangre

HeeHEe, heres a made up one.

March 28, 2093
at the age of 107 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (20%)
Drowning (20%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (10%)
Homicide (8%)
Wild Animal Mauling (8%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)

AdMMM

Uh-Oh Spagetti-o:

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


August 26, 2052
at the age of 63 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (18%)
Alien Abduction (15%)
Drowning (10%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (6%)
Heart Attack (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)



That can't be good... Damn j00 Spark, Damn j00

Acidflash

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


August 14, 2042
at the age of 64 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (25%)
Heart Attack (24%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Drowning (6%)

Stark

You can expect to die April 8, 2061 (awww, how nice)
at the age of 79 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (26%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Homicide (8%)
Suicide (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)

woolymammoth

April 9, 2049
at the age of 66 years old.

Heart Attack (21%)
Cancer (16%)
Alcoholism (12%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Loneliness (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

evie

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


January 23, 2057
at the age of 73 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Drowning (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Suicide (5%)


So there you go! 73 isn't that bad, I could live until then. (I'm supposed to for God's sake!)

weirdjim

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


November 10, 2050
at the age of 76 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (37%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Alien Abduction (14%)
Auto-Fellatio (9%)
Suicide (7%)

hmm ... well its something to look forward to

lordsippa

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


December 1, 2053
at the age of 68 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (35%)
Cancer (16%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Homicide (9%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Loneliness (5%)

monument

I don't really want to live that long! I can see Heart Attack before Cancer.


May 8, 2053
at the age of 69 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (28%)
Heart Attack (21%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Homicide (5%)

RopeDrink

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


September 9, 2045
at the age of 63 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (40%)
Heart Attack (28%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

Redshift

February 5, 2060
at the age of 82 years old.


Heart Attack (25%)
Drowning (17%)
Cancer (16%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)

I'll Ehh Run with that:)

l3rian

July 25, 2075
at the age of 95 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (42%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Drowning (11%)
Homicide (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)


I wonder what boards will be like in 2075? and if I'll have broadband
:cool:

Dooom

January 15, 2054
at the age of 64 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (18%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Homicide (11%)
Third Degree Burns (10%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Wild Animal Mauling (6%)
Drowning (6%)

13% chance of alien abduction??? and wild animal mauling??

RasTa

December 29, 2047
at the age of 64 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (25%)
Cancer (21%)
Homicide (12%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Alien Abduction (9%)

Samara

July 14, 2059
at the age of 81 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (48%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Loneliness (6%)

Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on July 14, 2059, as you slip silently into the night


I like the disclaimer

GuanYin

Hmmmmm, and they didn't even ask my profession.......


December 18, 2058
at the age of 81 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (32%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Suicide (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)

GoneShootin

You can expect to die on:


January 9, 2053
at the age of 70 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (24%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Drowning (8%)
Auto-Fellatio (8%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Confusion (6%)
Homicide (5%)

oh no ! 1 day before my 71st bday. What a kick in the nads

tbh im gona live till im 90, still downloading hilgly magnified porn

Moonbeam

September 9, 2055
at the age of 73 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (34%)
Alien Abduction (14%)
Alcoholism (12%)
Suicide (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Homicide (6%)

PAPILLION

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


May 20, 2048
at the age of 69 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (15%)
Electrolysis (14%)
Suicide (10%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Heart Attack (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Loneliness (5%)

what is Auto-Fellatio when it is at home?

GoneShootin

autofellatio:

1. the performance of oral Stimulation intercourse on one's own penis, suck oneself off. Approximately only
2 percent of males are actually able to perform this, most men are not flexible enough in their back.

PAPILLION

aye aye aye omagusta!

possibly more disgusting than dislocationg your femur and getting set to popping it back yourself unawares that your testicle has been pulled into the socket where the femor knuckle is about to return to.

AYIIIEIIEIEIEIEE!!!

catspring

june 6th 2044
at age of 59
most likely from cancer, alcolholism was next

cournioni

September 12, 2075
at the age of 90 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (25%)
Alcoholism (18%)
Homicide (9%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Suicide (6%)
Heart Attack (5%)

I don't wanna die old.

GoneShootin

lol papillion

maximum cringe effect

oeNeo

April 13, 2049
at the age of 62 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (39%)
Alien Abduction (15%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)

Thanx 4 The Fish

January 15, 2061

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (28%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Suicide (9%)
Homicide (9%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
Heart Attack (7%)

Not looking good for me, although hopefully at that stage there may be a cure for cancer.

Dustaz

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


July 22, 2032
at the age of 60 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (36%)
Cancer (19%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Suicide (5%)




Bugger.

misswex

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


July 8, 2051
at the age of 72 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (29%)
Alien Abduction (15%)
Suicide (14%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Homicide (5%)

johnnynolegs

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


April 3, 2058
at the age of 77 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (31%)
Cancer (27%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Alcoholism (6%)




not bad

Nemici

oh crap I have four weeks to live. Better get the post count up.

Dr Bolouswki

November 30, 2018
at the age of 48 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (22%)
Cancer (22%)
Auto-Fellatio (12%)
Suicide (8%)
Homicide (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

you rats make me sick with your 3 score and ten... I mean, I'm not even having any fun and I STILL die young....

As for the auto-fellatio - unlikely... if I couldn't do it at 14 I DEFINITELY can't do it now... plus, I've less hormones and the raging lust has dissapated somewhat...

48! Lets see someone beat that you healthy snakes....

Mercury_Tilt

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Don1

December 11, 2044
at the age of 62 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (26%)
Heart Attack (20%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (8%)




I like the last one personally!
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PAPILLION

just retook the test, with a few minor alterations

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


May 24, 2003
at the age of 25 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (37%)
Cancer (15%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Suicide (5%)



eeek!

Saruman

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

May 9, 2060
at the age of 80 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (38%)
Cancer (31%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

Crap crap crap

jonno

August 15, 2060
at the age of 77 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (28%)
Sex with an Obese Person (14%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Alien Abduction (8%)

ToxicPaddy

June 14, 2064
at the age of 89 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (19%)
Cancer (15%)
Alcoholism (12%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Drowning (5%)


89???

like for feck sake.. what the hell am I going to do till then????
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: