more of light relieve that LOL

GoneShootin

i am NOT formatting this

This is a true story from the
>>> > WordPerfect Helpline which was transcribed from a
>>> > recording monitoring the customer care department.
>>> > Needless to say, the Help Desk employee was fired
>>> > however, he is currently suing the WordPerfect
>>> > organization for "Termination without Cause." This
>>> > is the actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer
>>> > Support employee (now I know why they record these
>>> > conversations) "Rich Hall computer assistance; may I
>>> > help
>>> > you?"
>>> > "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
>>> > "What sort of trouble?"
>>> > Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden
>>> > the words went away." "Went away?" "They disappeared."
>>> > "Hmmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
>>> > "Nothing."
>>> > "Nothing?"
>>> > "It's a blank; it won' t accept anything when I type."
>>> > "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
>>> > "How do I tell?"
>>> > "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"
>>> > What's a sea-prompt?"
>>> > Never mind, can you move your cursor around the
>>> > screen?"
>>> > There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept
>>> > anything type."
>>> > "Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
>>> > What's a monitor?"
>>> > "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a
>>> > TV.
>>> > Does it have a little light that tells you when it's
>>> > on?"
>>> > "I don't know."
>>> > Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find
>>> > where
>>> > the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"
>>> > "Yes, I think so."
>>> > "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if
>>> > it's
>>> > plugged into the wall."
>>> > "Yes, it is."
>>> > When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that
>>> > there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not
>>> > just
>>> > one?"
>>> > "No."
>>> > "Well, there are. I need you to look back there
>>> > again and find the other cable."
>>> > "Okay, here it is."
>>> > "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely
>>> > into
>>> > the back of your computer."
>>> > "I can't reach."
>>> > Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
>>> > "No."
>>> > Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean
>>> > way
>>> > over?"
>>> > Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle
>>> > it's because it's dark."
>>> > "Dark?"
>>> > "Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I
>>> > have
>>> > is
>>> > coming in from the window."
>>> > "Well, turn on the office light then."
>>> > "I can't."
>>> > "No? Why not?"
>>> > "Because there's a power failure."
>>> > "A power.......a power failure?.... Aha, Okay, we've
>>> > got it licked now.Do you still have the boxes and
>>> > manuals
>>> > and
>>> > packing stuff your computer came in?"
>>> > "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
>>> > "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack
>>> > it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it
>>> > back to
>>> > the
>>> > store you bought it from."
>>> > "Really? Is it that bad?"
>>> > "Yes, I'm afraid it is."
>>> > "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"
>>> > Tell them you're too ****ing stupid to own a computer."

Pugsley

Thats one is ancient, bloody great tho

JohnK

lol
a true classic

Sposs

He said what we all feel!

hells angels

Could there really be ppl that stupid out there that they would think the computer would still work after a fúckin power failure i mean come on....they should be hung up by the balls....*cough* imo

GoneShootin

UPS

but lets not ruin it