What do you call it?

ecksor · 05-05-2003 11:01am #1

Just reading through the threads on PI here, I notice an odd reference to someone personalising their penis and this usually comes with a little pet name.

Now, I've never done this and I'm wondering if I'm missing out. Am I missing out on a constant companion to share my thoughts with? Or is it hanging around down there thinking that the relationship is only one way?

So, what do you call it?

LegacyUser · 05-05-2003 11:06am

larry the lad...

YoungNastyMan · 05-05-2003 11:10am

My Girlfriend named mine.

Ferris

ecksor · 05-05-2003 11:14am

Is that because she keeps giving it the day off?

YoungNastyMan · 05-05-2003 11:20am

.'Is that because she keeps giving it the day off?'

No, but its got to do with that movie, not bothered to explain why. Its not very interesting either.

But the names stuck.
I think she did it, cause girls don;t like saying works like

Penis
C0ck
One eyed Trouser sanke
or Purple headed womb broom

ecksor · 05-05-2003 11:22am

Originally posted by YoungNastyMan
No, but its got to do with that movie, not bothered to explain why. Its not very interesting either.

Ah, c'mon, you should have said it was because it was the biggest ride in the fairground, or something.

YoungNastyMan · 05-05-2003 11:23am

OMG how did you know ?

sceptre · 05-05-2003 11:24am

I call it my penis (I'm not 12, you see)

I did once go out with someone who once used the line "your penis, as you like to call it"

Presumably in her 26 years, every male had used a euphemism to describe it and she had never heard the term (must have been missing from biology class that day)

She's married now - presumably to some chap who calls it his "knob"
:rolleyes:

DeadBankClerk · 05-05-2003 12:19pm

Cock.

Doodee · 05-05-2003 12:49pm

Mr anderson

sometimes Phisy

Pigman II · 05-05-2003 12:53pm

Originally posted by YoungNastyMan
My Girlfriend named mine.
Ferris

Then was it because it's tiny, hard to find and a good laugh for everyone who's ever seen it?

CuLT · 05-05-2003 12:54pm

.I rarely refer to it in conversation ...

But thinking about it, probably John Hancock :rolleyes: .

YoungNastyMan · 05-05-2003 1:43pm

Originally posted by Pigman II
Then was it because it's tiny, hard to find and a good laugh for everyone who's ever seen it?

What has that got to do with the name Ferris ?
Ferris bulers day off is a
Feature LENGTH film,
Availible in all good Video shops
and one fast paced roller coaster ride of a cock.........erm film

ykt0di9url7bc3 · 05-05-2003 1:49pm

"the boy"

Rene · 05-05-2003 1:56pm

My Johnson, <ahem>

ferdi · 05-05-2003 1:59pm

i call mine President Harry S. Truman.

Caesar_Bojangle · 05-05-2003 3:41pm

I call mine Russell Crowe because its ugly, hairy and always trying to pick a fight

Kai · 05-05-2003 5:02pm

Originally posted by SearrarD
"the boy"

Your not a priest in training are you ?

ballooba · 05-05-2003 6:51pm

The Big South Philly Cheese Steak

I really should got to the STD clinic with that.

Mutz · 05-05-2003 6:58pm

Bongo

The name arose (weh weh whe

) when myself and the girlfriend were in the Zoo and we were looking at Gazelles called Bongos

She thought it was a nice name - I didnt mind. I kinda like it lol

Chad ghostal · 05-05-2003 7:09pm

Originally posted by ferdi
i call mine President Harry S. Truman.

Truman is short, square, simple, and looks one straight in the face.
- Harold Nicolson, on Harry S. Truman

#

ah.. .shaft ..
orrr.. .. "it"

LegacyUser · 05-05-2003 7:19pm

ffs man there is no need to insult another mans cock

Zukustious · 05-05-2003 9:00pm

What do I call my penis? I call it my penis. Simple as that.

Silent Bob · 05-05-2003 9:29pm

Originally posted by Monty Python:
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

thedrowner · 05-05-2003 9:34pm

cock or penis and i feel like a cabbage calling it either one...

i once named somebodies mr happy just to piss him off (yeah our song was that song melanie c and lisa left eye sang....once again just to piss him off)

anyone ever seen the movie labyrinth (it was on tonight...weird)
david bowie wears very tight trousers...so tight that it did inspire my friends and i to name his 'major bob'

Evil Phil · 05-05-2003 11:45pm

I had a girlfriend once who insisted I gave it a name so I called it 'Mr. Wiggly'. I got the name from a movie called Bird on a Wire. We laughed for hours.

Nowadays I just refer to it as my cock just like my arm or my nose.

Mutz · 06-05-2003 12:02am

Originally posted by thedrowner
....

i once named somebodies mr happy just to piss him off (yeah our song was that song melanie c and lisa left eye sang....once again just to piss him off)

....

Your name isn't Grainne is it? lol, that would be too weird

thedrowner · 06-05-2003 2:23pm

hmmm....it wouldn't be the first time i've been accused of being with random people i dont know

nope, name's not grainne.

Hatchie · 06-05-2003 3:06pm

I used to call my private, but had to promote it to general after a large number of good performances between the sheets.

Considered giving it a medal for bravery on one or two occasions during the years aswell

AndyW · 06-05-2003 3:20pm

'Considered giving it a medal for bravery on one or two occasions during the years aswell'

Would this be for a back door entry by any chance ?

Cause theres a thin line between bravery and stupidity

ferdi · 06-05-2003 3:32pm

"he is stupid, ugly and smelly"
- Ferdi on Chad ghostal

Hatchie · 06-05-2003 3:33pm

definitely not back door entry. Would have a full scale revolution if the general was attempted to be put with 600 miles of a back door entry

Wolf · 06-05-2003 3:46pm

I had a girl friend once that was convinced that everyone had a name for theirs. I dont. But she decided to call mine Batman.

"Would you like to ride with Batman".........omg even I felt embaressed.

Victor · 06-05-2003 4:01pm

When it comes up in conversation it is "my penis", nothing else.

So if women feel the need to name penises, do they name other parts aswell?

Wolf · 06-05-2003 4:03pm

Originally posted by Victor
When it comes up in conversation it is "my penis", nothing else.

So if women feel the need to name penises, do they name other parts aswell?

Yeah my ears called bert and my hands called Mr.Lazy.

elexes · 06-05-2003 4:35pm

used to be
private
then made its way up the ranks

its now been at general first class ... prepair for war ...

vac · 06-05-2003 5:38pm

How original elexes.

michaelanthony · 06-05-2003 5:59pm

My peepee

Squall · 06-05-2003 6:55pm

ROFL

Just had a flash back from last year. There was a guy in our class that looked like elvis so one of the other lads in the class drew a cock with elvis hair and the suit and guitar and everything(you had to see this to believe it, was hillarious, especially when our english teacher took it up, looked at it and broke down laughing) anyway he called it Pelvis - king of cock and hole

That names stuck with your man(my fault really, mentioned the whole thing to his GF, accidently of course

)

Pepe LeFrits · 06-05-2003 7:51pm

I call mine vac.

Cake Fiend · 06-05-2003 10:25pm

Big Al

mmm, meaty goodness

Kai · 06-05-2003 10:32pm

Lord and Master.
:rolleyes:

elexes · 07-05-2003 9:44am

Originally posted by vac
How original elexes.

thx i didnt try at all

Beëlzebooze · 07-05-2003 10:33am

she can call it anything but Mr. Floppy

CuLT · 07-05-2003 1:55pm

Originally posted by Squall
ROFL

Just had a flash back from last year. There was a guy in our class that looked like elvis so one of the other lads in the class drew a cock with elvis hair and the suit and guitar and everything(you had to see this to believe it, was hillarious, especially when our english teacher took it up, looked at it and broke down laughing) anyway he called it Pelvis - king of cock and hole

That names stuck with your man(my fault really, mentioned the whole thing to his GF, accidently of course )

rofl, thats genius

.

thedrowner · 07-05-2003 2:19pm

Originally posted by Victor

So if women feel the need to name penises, do they name other parts aswell?

yeah...my boobs are named (giles and paidi), by my friends for a few reasons. the first was when we sat around on holidays we discussed what our names would be if we were guys. i insisted i would be a giles and my friends insisted i would be a paidi (that doesn't say much for me). and because i was on holiday and toplessness was a major part of that holiday they decided to name my boobs after that.

po0k · 07-05-2003 4:12pm

cóc (in a Scottish accent)

Caesar_Bojangle · 07-05-2003 9:17pm

Mr doesnt work

Zukustious · 07-05-2003 9:45pm

A:Can you believe these guys that sleep with their guns? It's ridiculous. I bet they even have names for them!
B:Yeah, ha ha. So. Umm..... you don't?
A:Hell no. You do?
B:Well kinda.
A:Well, lets hear it.
B: Dick Justice.
A: I rest my case.

-Max Payne

That'd be a good name.

karma kabbage · 08-05-2003 4:49am

well there is a penis out there which i once named Dr.Eduardo Bonky on a very silly, giggley, but fun night

however in my defense i tend to name everything....there is a bottle opener in cork named barney and a boulder in donegal named frank.... bad habits

helen_br · 08-05-2003 10:33am

Originally posted by ecksor
Now, I've never done this and I'm wondering if I'm missing out. Am I missing out on a constant companion to share my thoughts with? Or is it hanging around down there thinking that the relationship is only one way?

What a strange idea - how can you have a relationship with your Johnson when it is clearly a part of you anyway. I certainly don't view my fanny as a separate entity to myself, it's just an integral part of my whole ( or should that be hole?

) dynamic system.

What do you call it?

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