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Whats the worst smell in the world?

  • 30-04-2003 7:23pm
    #1
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    This morning I was greeted by a cat in the kitchen who had jumped in an open window.
    He left a big Shíté in the corner behind a chair.
    The smell knocked me down:eek: :eek:
    No brekkie for Man this morning.

    Any other smells, worse than that about the place??
    mm


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭BabyEater


    Dead things, like animals that have lay rotting for a couple of weeks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,683 ✭✭✭daveg


    Milk... from a baby's bottle.. split in the car... on a hot summers day... 4 days later yeeeuuuckkkk


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 451 ✭✭Zukustious


    Being trapped beneath a large mound of rubbish, the only way to breath is through your nose because it's the only thing that's sticks out of the crap.

    Also fermaldahide.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,522 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    A friend of mine and his family was killed and their bodies weren't found for about 2 weeks. When we went to the funeral the smell of rotting flesh was... not very nice to say the least.

    Apparently the worst smell in the world (scientifically proven tm) comes from a plant that eats flies. It ejects a rotting corpse smell to attract the flies and lure them into its gaping stomach.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,672 ✭✭✭Wolf


    Morning after been on the piss.

    Fat girl home fish fingers.

    Romp in the sack.

    Next day everything smells of sweat, cum and pussy juice. :(


    uggggghhhhh


    And not matter how much you wash you cant get the smell of her off your fingers


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,683 ✭✭✭daveg


    Originally posted by [-UK-]Wolf
    Morning after been on the piss.

    Fat girl home fish fingers.

    Romp in the sack.

    Next day everything smells of sweat, cum and pussy juice. :(


    uggggghhhhh


    And not matter how much you wash you cant get the smell of her off your fingers

    Too much information.

    friend of mine and his family was killed and their bodies weren't found for about 2 weeks. When we went to the funeral the smell of rotting flesh was... not very nice to say the least.

    Jesus Gorden.. what happened to them... if it's not too morbid a question ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,522 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    The Greek mafia were let into their home by "the butler" would you believe!

    Another horrid smell is the burps you get off bacon crisps I find.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,683 ✭✭✭daveg


    The Greek mafia were let into their home by "the butler" would you believe!

    what... are you serious ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,522 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Yeah, sorry to say.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭woolymammoth


    farts the day after from someone who'd been out on an all day bender drinking nothing but guinness.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 211 ✭✭[Iramus]


    @Gordon: Its a fungus that smells like rotting flesh
    .I left a cup of hot chocolate sittin in my apt window for 3 weeks as i went home, i came back and dat fungus smelt like dead meat. Most sickening thing ever.:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Went on holiday for a fortnight, forgot to put the lid on an open tin of dog food in the garage. Bloody hell, but that was foul!

    And my old science teacher once opened a bottle of ammonia and got everyone to take a sniff.:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,669 ✭✭✭DMT


    Originally posted by Man
    This morning I was greeted by a cat in the kitchen who had jumped in an open window.
    He left a big Shíté in the corner behind a chair.
    Sounds like an description of KittenCake. :ninja:

    Worst smell has to be ammonia.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,322 ✭✭✭Repli


    The smell from the guinness factory when you're walkin around the liberties.. i used to like it but now it sickens me..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,092 ✭✭✭✭Tusky


    this is the WORST thing i have smelld ! When i was younegr i loved play dough, id droped some behind my bed one day without realisen, it was there for the whole summer and my room was turnd into the "spare room" i.e it wasnt used, so the play dough melted over this time, when i went into the room one day and moved some boxs the smell hit me and i allmsot fell over ! HORRIBLE ! you wouldnt tthink it but try it seriously...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    i have to agree about ammonia. my 3rd year science teacher forced the class to take a sniff. it was horrible.

    the worst everyday smell is the smell of urine from the toilets in some pubs


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 99 ✭✭QBall


    One of the following:

    Beer farts.

    The toilets downstairs in the Arts Block in Trinity. The stench of p1ss would knock you over.

    Dutch Gold + Dirty Carpet


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 135 ✭✭aliesneo


    haha funny replies
    u gotta admit tho,
    Some farts can be fairly bad
    Not really the worst smell in the world tho are they....??
    :D


    Silent But Violent!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,838 ✭✭✭DapperGent


    I remember mucking out a shed when I was but a lad.

    It had been used to house animals through a fairly long winter, you'd feed them and then spread straw on all the piss and poop and repeat day after day.

    By the time they were let out there was (and I **** you not) about a foot and a half of compacted ****/piss/straw/mould hybrid between feet and floor.

    The top layer smelled grand but when you were digging that gank out and hit a moist fungal layer it was just about enough to empty your stomach, knock you off your feet and send you running for mummy.

    Who told you to get back to work.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,387 ✭✭✭✭rubadub


    microwaved sweaty socks.

    scientists in the states (where else?) made the recipie for the worst farts.
    dont know the amounts but it was
    warm milk
    beer
    sugar
    pinto beans
    and maybe something else


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 933 ✭✭✭mooman_00


    burning hair or finger nails, its not really the worst but its up there......otherwise i agree with DapperGent or two week old dead animal in the height of summer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭Don1


    Canned dog food that's been open for a few months. I had the job of sorting out a damaged palate of it. ienon burst ones, wipe down and stack on fresh palate. burst ones in big box to be disposed of. That smell combined with the legions of maggots that accompanied it was enough to have me sent home from work sick!!!!

    Burst and rotten Whiskas pouches are fairly foul too!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 730 ✭✭✭Irish_Ranger_IR


    What about the chocy bar beside the redbox for 9.30?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    Originally posted by woolymammoth
    farts the day after from someone who'd been out on an all day bender drinking nothing but guinness.
    god guinness farts are the worst ever or the smell off old people!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 383 ✭✭Nemici


    my cat pissed on my cooker, then i went to cook breakfast,

    have you ever smelled heated up cat piss - holy jesus i was gagging for the rest of the day even with the windows open.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 169 ✭✭Lexie


    Defo Ammonia!! Absolutely STINK.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,472 ✭✭✭Sposs


    Public Toliets :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,711 ✭✭✭Dr. Dre


    Not entirely in keeping with the theme of your thread, but, the smell in Dentisits and Hospitals, make me go weak at the knees with fear !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,552 ✭✭✭✭GuanYin


    Mercaptoethanol....

    Its like an open sewer on a hot sunny day.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,372 ✭✭✭Kone


    It has to be the smell from Durian (king of fruits), it's popular in Se Asia, smells like open sewers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,522 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Originally posted by rubadub
    microwaved sweaty socks.
    Why have you microwaved your socks?!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,672 ✭✭✭Wolf


    I remember this one time getting a lift with some of my mates and I had been on a 48 hour bender of the black stuff, dutch gold and sambuca, all washed down with a garlic Kabab. Well he pull over and dived out of the car. We had to stay there for about 30/40 mins before we could go on.

    You know it bad when even you cant stand your own scent. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,647 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Well the stuff they add to natural gas is quite bad. They spilt less than a litre in the Dublin docks a few years ago and they had complaints of a gas leak for miles around.

    The Americans are working on "smelly" weapons to induce nausea and vomiting to incapacitate enemy soldiers.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    Me th other day. I'm normally a guiness drinker but on sunday after a wedding I was unable to drink guinness so I drank heniken and my god did I stink. I had to leave my beadroom once or twice.

    Gone off cat food and dead animals are up there two.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,233 ✭✭✭Dont Ban Me


    Whats fairly stink aswell is rotting flowers, they do leave a stench that is hard to get rid of.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 646 ✭✭✭John2002


    Ammonia is the worst smell I've ever come across.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 718 ✭✭✭hells angels


    Pornapster..he he only jokin courtney....

    Egg farts of a dead badger is fúckin mank


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    This thread is er...not for reading, with a sore head and a skinfull of beers, with a fry up in front of you...:D
    mm


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,174 ✭✭✭[CALIBUR]


    doodee's friend justin. his going to kill me now


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 536 ✭✭✭swalsh


    sulphur or rotten eggs its got to be


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,472 ✭✭✭AdMMM


    Fart Spray is absolutly horrible...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,348 ✭✭✭Ryo Hazuki


    A guy in my Junior cert science class thought it would be a good idea to pick up a big glass container of ammonia with a pair of steel thongs.

    If fell, and smashed.


    And we almost coughed up blood.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6 gabriel666


    The morning after having a big f**k off party and u open the door to the living room and the combined smell of a thousand fags, beer stains on the sofa, stale pizza and farts (from the contest you and ur mates had) and ur best mate lying in a puddle of his own vomit hits you in the face.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,682 ✭✭✭chernobyl


    Originally posted by Gordon
    A friend of mine and his family was killed and their bodies weren't found for about 2 weeks. When we went to the funeral the smell of rotting flesh was... not very nice to say the least.

    I am being serious here but whichever undertakers the family hired are not doing their job properly.

    Dead bodies are without question the worst.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭ferdi


    rotten eggs can bring a tear to the eye sumtimes


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    A scraggy old cat with face cancer that won't stop picking at it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 383 ✭✭Nemici


    the cloth that sits in your kitchen and the whole house uses it and hasnt been washed for 3 months. that smells pretty bad.

    also puke in the back seat of a car


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,299 ✭✭✭oeNeo


    Cut grass in the rubbish bin after a week of lying there is pretty damn bad.

    Really strong BO is sickening aswell, as is the smell of old.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15 dood


    The smell of burning cattle would make you sick...absolutely terrible.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,287 ✭✭✭thedrowner


    mercapto-ethanol

    i've used it in the lab, and it's so bad it's nearly upsetting. worst thing about it is it binds to the cotton in your clothes!!!! it's supposed to be used in a vent but the day we used it the air failed in the vent and went all over the lab.....yuck



    also...in school a class dissected a heart on the friday and left it in the bin

    we came in firrst thing monday morning.....


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