Whats the worst smell in the world?

This morning I was greeted by a cat in the kitchen who had jumped in an open window.
He left a big Shíté in the corner behind a chair.
The smell knocked me down:eek: :eek:
No brekkie for Man this morning.

Any other smells, worse than that about the place??
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BabyEater

Dead things, like animals that have lay rotting for a couple of weeks.

daveg

Milk... from a baby's bottle.. split in the car... on a hot summers day... 4 days later yeeeuuuckkkk

Zukustious

Being trapped beneath a large mound of rubbish, the only way to breath is through your nose because it's the only thing that's sticks out of the crap.

Also fermaldahide.

Gordon

A friend of mine and his family was killed and their bodies weren't found for about 2 weeks. When we went to the funeral the smell of rotting flesh was... not very nice to say the least.

Apparently the worst smell in the world (scientifically proven tm) comes from a plant that eats flies. It ejects a rotting corpse smell to attract the flies and lure them into its gaping stomach.

Wolf

Morning after been on the piss.

Fat girl home fish fingers.

Romp in the sack.

Next day everything smells of sweat, cum and pussy juice.


uggggghhhhh


And not matter how much you wash you cant get the smell of her off your fingers

daveg

Originally posted by [-UK-]Wolf
Morning after been on the piss.

Fat girl home fish fingers.

Romp in the sack.

Next day everything smells of sweat, cum and pussy juice.


uggggghhhhh


And not matter how much you wash you cant get the smell of her off your fingers

Too much information.

friend of mine and his family was killed and their bodies weren't found for about 2 weeks. When we went to the funeral the smell of rotting flesh was... not very nice to say the least.

Jesus Gorden.. what happened to them... if it's not too morbid a question ?

Gordon

The Greek mafia were let into their home by "the butler" would you believe!

Another horrid smell is the burps you get off bacon crisps I find.

daveg

The Greek mafia were let into their home by "the butler" would you believe!

what... are you serious ?

Gordon

Yeah, sorry to say.

woolymammoth

farts the day after from someone who'd been out on an all day bender drinking nothing but guinness.

[Iramus]

@Gordon: Its a fungus that smells like rotting flesh
.I left a cup of hot chocolate sittin in my apt window for 3 weeks as i went home, i came back and dat fungus smelt like dead meat. Most sickening thing ever.:eek:

Sarky

Went on holiday for a fortnight, forgot to put the lid on an open tin of dog food in the garage. Bloody hell, but that was foul!

And my old science teacher once opened a bottle of ammonia and got everyone to take a sniff.:eek:

DMT

Originally posted by Man
This morning I was greeted by a cat in the kitchen who had jumped in an open window.
He left a big Shíté in the corner behind a chair.

Sounds like an description of KittenCake. :ninja:

Worst smell has to be ammonia.

Repli

The smell from the guinness factory when you're walkin around the liberties.. i used to like it but now it sickens me..

Tusky

this is the WORST thing i have smelld ! When i was younegr i loved play dough, id droped some behind my bed one day without realisen, it was there for the whole summer and my room was turnd into the "spare room" i.e it wasnt used, so the play dough melted over this time, when i went into the room one day and moved some boxs the smell hit me and i allmsot fell over ! HORRIBLE ! you wouldnt tthink it but try it seriously...

Mossy Monk

i have to agree about ammonia. my 3rd year science teacher forced the class to take a sniff. it was horrible.

the worst everyday smell is the smell of urine from the toilets in some pubs

QBall

One of the following:

Beer farts.

The toilets downstairs in the Arts Block in Trinity. The stench of p1ss would knock you over.

Dutch Gold + Dirty Carpet

aliesneo

haha funny replies
u gotta admit tho,
Some farts can be fairly bad
Not really the worst smell in the world tho are they....??



Silent But Violent!!!

DapperGent

I remember mucking out a shed when I was but a lad.

It had been used to house animals through a fairly long winter, you'd feed them and then spread straw on all the piss and poop and repeat day after day.

By the time they were let out there was (and I **** you not) about a foot and a half of compacted ****/piss/straw/mould hybrid between feet and floor.

The top layer smelled grand but when you were digging that gank out and hit a moist fungal layer it was just about enough to empty your stomach, knock you off your feet and send you running for mummy.

Who told you to get back to work.

rubadub

microwaved sweaty socks.

scientists in the states (where else?) made the recipie for the worst farts.
dont know the amounts but it was
warm milk
beer
sugar
pinto beans
and maybe something else

mooman_00

burning hair or finger nails, its not really the worst but its up there......otherwise i agree with DapperGent or two week old dead animal in the height of summer.

Don1

Canned dog food that's been open for a few months. I had the job of sorting out a damaged palate of it. ienon burst ones, wipe down and stack on fresh palate. burst ones in big box to be disposed of. That smell combined with the legions of maggots that accompanied it was enough to have me sent home from work sick!!!!

Burst and rotten Whiskas pouches are fairly foul too!

Irish_Ranger_IR

What about the chocy bar beside the redbox for 9.30?

woosaysdan

Originally posted by woolymammoth
farts the day after from someone who'd been out on an all day bender drinking nothing but guinness.

god guinness farts are the worst ever or the smell off old people!!!

Nemici

my cat pissed on my cooker, then i went to cook breakfast,

have you ever smelled heated up cat piss - holy jesus i was gagging for the rest of the day even with the windows open.

Lexie

Defo Ammonia!! Absolutely STINK.

Sposs

Public Toliets

Dr. Dre

Not entirely in keeping with the theme of your thread, but, the smell in Dentisits and Hospitals, make me go weak at the knees with fear !

GuanYin

Mercaptoethanol....

Its like an open sewer on a hot sunny day.

Kone

It has to be the smell from Durian (king of fruits), it's popular in Se Asia, smells like open sewers

Gordon

Originally posted by rubadub
microwaved sweaty socks.

Why have you microwaved your socks?!

Wolf

I remember this one time getting a lift with some of my mates and I had been on a 48 hour bender of the black stuff, dutch gold and sambuca, all washed down with a garlic Kabab. Well he pull over and dived out of the car. We had to stay there for about 30/40 mins before we could go on.

You know it bad when even you cant stand your own scent.

Victor

Well the stuff they add to natural gas is quite bad. They spilt less than a litre in the Dublin docks a few years ago and they had complaints of a gas leak for miles around.

The Americans are working on "smelly" weapons to induce nausea and vomiting to incapacitate enemy soldiers.

TomTom

Me th other day. I'm normally a guiness drinker but on sunday after a wedding I was unable to drink guinness so I drank heniken and my god did I stink. I had to leave my beadroom once or twice.

Gone off cat food and dead animals are up there two.

Dont Ban Me

Whats fairly stink aswell is rotting flowers, they do leave a stench that is hard to get rid of.

John2002

Ammonia is the worst smell I've ever come across.

hells angels

Pornapster..he he only jokin courtney....

Egg farts of a dead badger is fúckin mank

This thread is er...not for reading, with a sore head and a skinfull of beers, with a fry up in front of you...:D
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[CALIBUR]

doodee's friend justin. his going to kill me now

swalsh

sulphur or rotten eggs its got to be

AdMMM

Fart Spray is absolutly horrible...

Ryo Hazuki

A guy in my Junior cert science class thought it would be a good idea to pick up a big glass container of ammonia with a pair of steel thongs.

If fell, and smashed.


And we almost coughed up blood.

gabriel666

The morning after having a big f**k off party and u open the door to the living room and the combined smell of a thousand fags, beer stains on the sofa, stale pizza and farts (from the contest you and ur mates had) and ur best mate lying in a puddle of his own vomit hits you in the face.

chernobyl

Originally posted by Gordon
A friend of mine and his family was killed and their bodies weren't found for about 2 weeks. When we went to the funeral the smell of rotting flesh was... not very nice to say the least.

I am being serious here but whichever undertakers the family hired are not doing their job properly.

Dead bodies are without question the worst.

ferdi

rotten eggs can bring a tear to the eye sumtimes

Pigman II

A scraggy old cat with face cancer that won't stop picking at it.

Nemici

the cloth that sits in your kitchen and the whole house uses it and hasnt been washed for 3 months. that smells pretty bad.

also puke in the back seat of a car

oeNeo

Cut grass in the rubbish bin after a week of lying there is pretty damn bad.

Really strong BO is sickening aswell, as is the smell of old.

dood

The smell of burning cattle would make you sick...absolutely terrible.

thedrowner

mercapto-ethanol

i've used it in the lab, and it's so bad it's nearly upsetting. worst thing about it is it binds to the cotton in your clothes!!!! it's supposed to be used in a vent but the day we used it the air failed in the vent and went all over the lab.....yuck



also...in school a class dissected a heart on the friday and left it in the bin

we came in firrst thing monday morning.....