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super_canard · 2003-04-28 12:43:32

Righty people... I'm french... (here is my pic: http://profiles.yahoo.com/super_canard )... anybody willing to tell me what the girls in ireland Are looking for? They Seem never to be happy...Whatever we try.. :-( Mike.

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Righty people...
I'm french... (here is my pic: http://profiles.yahoo.com/super_canard )... anybody willing to tell me what the girls in ireland Are looking for?
They Seem never to be happy...Whatever we try.. :-(

Mike.

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#2 28-04-2003 12:51pm

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i found out last weekend that running around with my salary slip stuck to my head did wonders !

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#3 28-04-2003 12:57pm

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No .. seriously... I have money...(well ain't rich.. just confortable enough to live on my own... with only 12000 euros of debts...)...
I have my own pc, my Tv, a hamster...
Well the typical guy without any real problem really..

I dance as bad as anybody else really, I don't get drunk...But i smoke.. (already off with at least 30 percent of girls just for that), I dance like s''''## (another 10%), I'm a bit fat (another 5%), I have long hair (another 20%), I'm french (not disclosed), And I smoke weed (well must not be many people left for me now is there???)...

No people seriously... what are the girls expecting really?
I'm pretty sweet (yeah ok I'm ugly so?I see really ugly guys every night in the night clubs :-D ).

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#4 28-04-2003 12:58pm

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Actually I'm Irish and I can't tell you what Irish women want.

Bar fellas to get them really drunk and take them home for drunken sex.

Perhaps this is why my last grilfriend was French, the one before Russian and the one before German.

Maybe I just like foreign tounge though.

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#5 28-04-2003 1:05pm

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Well a lot of people in the english speaking world have a low opinion of the French. You are mostly thought to be ill bred and mannered and to behave like peasants. You are thought to have questionable personal hygiene routines and, above all, to be pig ugly. There you go.

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#6 28-04-2003 1:07pm

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Originally posted by michaelanthony
Well a lot of people in the english speaking world have a low opinion of the French. You are mostly thought to be ill bred and mannered and to behave like peasants. You are thought to have questionable personal hygiene routines and, above all, to be pig ugly. There you go.

**** and i thought you were speaking about your typical irish male

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#7 28-04-2003 1:08pm

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Did you have a bad relation with a Native french recently? LOL

Mike.

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#8 28-04-2003 1:12pm

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If you want girls in Ireland Id suggest dressing alike you have money. Im not saying they are all gold diggers but I dress quite well and speak quite well and I get quite a phew girlies as well.
The thing is girls still like a bit of bull**** crooning. Basically im a CS irish nerd .....but I dont act like one. So you need to act less like a long hair french computer nerd this is all the advice I can realy give.

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#9 28-04-2003 1:15pm

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Is there any girls like me then? LOL
Love pc games.. and can only talk about pc.. LOL

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#10 28-04-2003 1:16pm

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Originally posted by super_canard
Is there any girls like me then? LOL
Love pc games.. and can only talk about pc.. LOL

I rest my case Mr.Quincy :eek:

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#11 28-04-2003 1:18pm

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a good belt over the back of the head with a big heavy stick before being dragged off to your recspective cave.......always worked for me......

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#12 28-04-2003 1:19pm

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There wasn't any case sir... I'm officially sane since 6 months now :-D I have the papers to prove it :-)))

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#13 28-04-2003 1:26pm

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Actually though I think that 'ostensibly' when speaking of generally western girls, 'most' if not all want the same thing.

Good sex, romance....

whatever.

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#14 28-04-2003 1:28pm

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Well so far never had any complaints... :-)

But i'm talking to what are they waiting for to get to that point???
When we get all romantic, they say they don't belive we are coz it's too nice to be true... LOL... pretty hard to get a girl in ireland man... I miss france sometimes (but salary in here is better LOL).

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#15 28-04-2003 1:29pm

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aren't the french supposed to be good in the sack ??

why dont you woo the ladies with tales of what you have done to other lucky ladies in bed (and wave money around cant hurt)

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#16 28-04-2003 1:32pm

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Originally posted by Nemici
aren't the french supposed to be good in the sack ??

why dont you woo the ladies with tales of what you have done to other lucky ladies in bed (and wave money around cant hurt)

not a good idea... they hate when we talk about our exes (that i'm sure), and I tried to throw couple of 1-2 euros coins at them... but it didn't do wonders... might be all in the wrist?

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#17 28-04-2003 1:34pm

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Originally posted by super_canard
pretty hard to get a girl in ireland man...

Dont know what the problem is then. One of my best mates is French and has no problem in pulling at all. And he has pulled some serious babes as well and all of them were really nice personality wise. What sort of places are you going to and are you going out in all male company or do women accompany you too? Generally if there are women with you other women will think you are approachable.

Thats my tuppence anyway.

K-

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#18 28-04-2003 1:35pm

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That might be why... I'm always on my own... Can't meet people in here... the only people are know are my colleagues... and they don't go out as often as I do (Make it 7 days a week :-) ).

But I take the advice... sounds like the wisest thing I saw all week actually .. :-)

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#19 28-04-2003 1:42pm

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money

money

money

money

Thats about it really

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#20 28-04-2003 1:43pm

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I think you will find dress sense is very important dress sense expensive. Stick wads of note to your self it always helps.

But seriously girls take far more notice of clothes than guys do.

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#21 28-04-2003 1:44pm

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i have money....

LOL

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#22 28-04-2003 1:45pm

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Originally posted by Nemici
aren't the french supposed to be good in the sack ??

No... that would be the Italians, actually... :rolleyes:

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#23 28-04-2003 1:50pm

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Originally posted by The Corinthian
No... that would be the Italians, actually... :rolleyes:

Not in my experience

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#24 28-04-2003 1:55pm

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Originally posted by Samara
Not in my experience

What's this.... Samara.... maybe you just needed 'a real' Italian.... like our illustrious **** here.
I'll sell him to you for fourty quataloos or a well vintaged Red wine.

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#25 28-04-2003 1:59pm

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Hmmm, your pimp rates are extremely reasonable Typedef

He was a Roman lifeguard with a fantabulous body, ooh the disappointment

*takes super huge swig from whiskey bottle in brown paper bag*

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#26 28-04-2003 2:00pm

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Well.. I'm 1/8th of a sicilian... Would that help? LOL

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#27 28-04-2003 2:01pm

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I'm 1/4 Scottish

If anyone wants to see my kilt.

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#28 28-04-2003 2:02pm

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As long as your not 1/8 the size of your average Sicilian I'm sure it couldn't hurt super_carnard!!

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#29 28-04-2003 2:02pm

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Originally posted by Typedef
I'm 1/4 Scottish

If yer a female we can make a deal :-D

If anyone wants to see my kilt.

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#30 28-04-2003 2:04pm

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no no... :-)
(damn i need a girl like that... she relates everything to sex.. a perfect match I'm telling ya! )

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#31 28-04-2003 2:12pm

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all you need is nice shoes..... apparently

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#32 28-04-2003 2:14pm

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nice shoes??? and that's it?? LOL

Damn that sound too easy to be true! but I could use new shoes I suppose :-))

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Originally posted by Samara
Hmmm, your pimp rates are extremely reasonable Typedef

You should just cut out the middleman and get me wholesale.;)

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#34 28-04-2003 3:14pm

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I have a better offer... :-)
Totally free... how's that?

I even give back and feet massages... plus I'll use my body oil ... (which is lickable, drinkable)...

:-))

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#35 28-04-2003 3:20pm

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Sounds tempting super_carnard, but I was only looking for hired help for some light housework LOL

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#36 28-04-2003 3:22pm

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Well.. if yer change your mind... i'll probably be available foir the next 5-6 years...

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#37 28-04-2003 3:38pm

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well super_canard - are you a super canard btw - cos that could be your problem!?!
my bloke is french - so it's not 'cos you're french
women seem to be getting a bad press in here, it's not all about the money!
I don't understand why you aren't getting any, with a french accent, and if you talk anything like deVillpin (couldn't be bothered checking the spelling of his name, but you know who I mean) boy, does he have a flowerly way with words!
anyway, I'm going with the fact that you are a super canard!
plus
you must be looking in the wrong places!

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#38 28-04-2003 3:47pm

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Well thank you...

Well look at my pic you might see what's wrong! LOL

http://profiles.yahoo.com/super_canard

but thank you :-)

Mike

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#39 28-04-2003 3:58pm

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Originally posted by super_canard

Well thank you...

well, I'm not sure why you are saying thank you, however, I did notice that you declined to say whither you are a super canard or not

looking at a pic of you won't help, everyone has their own tastes, but you don't appear to have a giant growth out of your chin or anything, so it's not the way you look!

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#40 28-04-2003 4:01pm

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I was saying thank you, because so far you are the only one who see being french as a nice thing :-))

So far it's more like we shoot at me first... because I'm french ...
I didn't quite get the chin thingy you mentioned... (and from what u said I ain't your type at all! LOL right? )

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#41 28-04-2003 4:04pm

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Like as in ... same as me... in the same situation.. however from the numbers of reply... i'm starting to belive I am the only one in that situation.. :-D

And yes I am super_canard the first, the original, the only... from IRC... about 10 years ago... :-D

I might even be the oldest "canard" alive :-D

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I'd like to ascertain if or if not "like" is functioning as a verb in the subject of this thread.

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#43 28-04-2003 4:18pm

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Originally posted by super_canard

I was saying thank you, because so far you are the only one who see being french as a nice thing :-))

now that I can't believe!
the only people to have a problem with the french at the min. is the americans

I didn't quite get the chin thingy you mentioned

a round about way of saying you are not the 'elephant man'

and from what u said I ain't your type at all! LOL right?

pas de tout mais j'ai un petit ami deja
long hair is cool

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Originally posted by Sev
I'd like to ascertain if or if not "like" is functioning as a verb in the subject of this thread.

If it is, it certainly leaves Super_Canards options wide open...

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#45 28-04-2003 4:20pm

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awwww... I'm kinda flattered then...

And unfortunately... not only americans do not like french people... :-(

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#46 28-04-2003 4:35pm

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^Thats a maybe but we can at least all unite under one flag of all hating Americans

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#47 28-04-2003 4:39pm

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I do not hate all americans...
I only hate some of them...
It like france... we do not have the right to say all are bad...
Or like ireland....I saw couple of posts about cork people... saying that the new bus shelters will be smashed by northsidders...etc... that is not true.. not only northsiders brake stuff... I mean any piss off person and drunk is potentially a futur criminal... (that makes errr.. 35% of irish people at the week end right? damn the gards must be really stressed at the week end :-D )

P.s: how in the hell did we end up from being single... to hating americans, then french, the bus shelters being broken????

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#48 28-04-2003 5:10pm

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perhaps Mr Conard you should think about attending this:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=91587&perpage=20&pagenumber=1

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#49 28-04-2003 5:15pm

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HE!!! what did I do to deserve the insult? (conard)...???plus it's spelt connard... if ye gonna insult me... at least type it properly :-D :-D

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#50 28-04-2003 5:17pm

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tempting.......

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#51 28-04-2003 5:20pm

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Originally posted by Typedef
tempting.......

go on then

conard)...???

lol sorry
slip of the fingers
or was it??!!

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