Defination Game (Prize)

Hobbes

(A mod might like to make this thread sticky)

BIG NOTE FOR NEWCOMERS - ITS QUALITY NOT QUANTITY THAT COUNTS!

I'm in a giving mood. Anyone who's been around for the previous compo posts I've done will know I am not bullsitting when I say there will be something to win. (Compo #2 / #1 )

Ok first up the rules.

Objective: Person has to offer a defination to a word or phrase given, and then give a word for the next person.

Rules.
1. You cannot reply to your own post. You do your disqualified. You can reply again after someone else does.
2. Funny defination gets you a point. More imaginative gets you more points. Stupid/moronic posts or posts that aren't even trying gets you negative points. If you manage to be a total retard then I will disqualify you (but won't say so until after the competition).
3. Only I give the points, so no whining.
4. In the event of a tie winner it goes to a poll to the people.
5. The more accurate your defination, the more points you loose.
6. If you edit your post you get -1 point for it if the post was in the thread. Moderators of the forum are allowed edit other peoples posts if they break forum rules. (and muppetry will get you disqualifed too). If I catch someone deleting thier post they will be disqualified (After the warning given below as it's a new rule).
7. If you aren't following the thread of words, you don't get any points. So knowing when to post is important.
8. Any post tag teaming/rigging will get people involved disqualified.
9. No relations of mine are allowed enter (to stop screaming of fixing, allowing spinsol to enter as TBH they have nothing to do with the competition).
10. All moderators and community moderators are allowed enter.
11. Competition ends Sunday 20th. Any posts after that date will be ignored.
12. My word is final. The winner and scores will be put in this post when it's all over.
13. Your carry on phrase should be the last phrase in the post and be in ALL CAPITALS. You cannot use a phrase someone else has already posted. If you do you loose a point, but the phrase is still used as part of the thread. I would prefer it all in capitals as any post that is put up as a reply and doesn't have a continuation phrase will be treated as null and void.
14. Boards.ie owners have nothing to do with this competition.
15. Rules may change. I try to post the change and when it happens. In general I'll try to be nice to everyone with regards to the rule change.
16. If your Phrase is a made up word (INTERFASTICIAULUS) or a made up phrase (HUNGRY HORNBILL) you get -2 points for your post.

Now for those who are thinking 'WTF?' let me explain easier the game.

Example
I put up a phrase 'MOON SHINE'

Player1: moon shine = An illegal drink. PAPER PUNCH
Player2: moon shine = To clean a window with your azz. HOT DOG
Player3: paper punch = A refreshing beverage made from A4 paper. PASSION FRUIT
Player4: passion fruit = The act of speeding up on the freeway to get around a slow-moving banana. SPRING SHOWER
Player5: spring shower = a chair. AIRPLANE
Player6: airplane = a sexual position.

So..

Player1 gets -1 points as they gave the correct defination.
Player2 gets 0 points as they were funny but didn't get the defination in first and didn't follow Player1
Player3 gets 1 point for the defination, and 1 point for funny/orginality.
Player4 gets 1 point for the defination. No bonus points for as it wasn't that funny.
Player5 gets -1 point for being totally moronic.
Player6 gets disqualifed for being more moronic then the last guy.

ONE LAST IMPORTANT RULE - It's going to be hard enough to count at the end, so any non-competition posts (eg. 'LOL') will automatically disqualify the poster. Your allowed comment only if you are taking part in the post.

Understand yet? If not watch others.... Ok here it comes.

SHEEP DIP

Gordon

/me is confused but will try because there is a prize!!

A person that copies everyone else by swimming in a public park's pond.

FULL MOON

leeroybrown

FULL MOON = Foreplay in prison


KITTEN CAKE

Pompey Magnus

KITTEN CAKE=The feline version of a urinal cake
NEW ROMANTIC

Tusky

New Romantic = A baby which is a charmer !

HANGOVER

Pompey Magnus

HANGOVER= the process of leaning over O'Connell Bridge at 2 am to puke your stomach up on a night out.

PARTY ANIMAL

Tusky

party animal = a fun loving panda bear !

MOBILE PHONE

Pimp Ninja

Mobile Phone = A telephoen that hangs above a babys cot to keep them entertained.

Attack jet

the fnj

PARTY ANIMAL=A pig in a hawaiian shirt

HEAD PHONE

the fnj

TIME TRAVEL= A flying watch

BURN OUT

Pompey Magnus

BURN OUT=Smoking a cigarette to its butt.

Monkey Wrench

Hobbes

*NOTE* This will be the last time I give this warning.

You have to pay attention to the thread. You follow the wrong thread and you don't get any score.

As the thread stands the last phrase was...

ATTACK JET

ONE OTHER WARNING From now on deleting your post will disqualfy you. You can only loose score for posting correct answers or moronic ones. So don't delete posts.

Gordon

ATTACK JET = The code the UK Gladiators used when trying to score with the sexy "Jet" from Gladiators on a staff night out.

(methinks the line has been broken)

GRAND CANYON

Pompey Magnus

GRAND CANYON= worlds biggest rubbish dump

Feminism

Tusky

grand canyon = a weapon in a game in which the developers couldnt spell !

MAD DOG

the fnj

Feminism= woman who don't shave

CAR JACK

Tusky

car jack = a car with a boring name


BLUE CHEESE

Pompey Magnus

BLUE CHEESE= what pluto is made of.

SPAM

Tusky

world wide web = somthing made by a GIANT spider


SPEAKER PHONE

Tusky

SPAM = the name for semen in sweden

SPEAKER PHONE

Hobbes

Originally posted by Tusky
SPAM = the name for semen in sweden

SPEAKER PHONE

Tusky put some thought into your posts (as others). Moronic posts get negative score and your well into the negatives at the moment.

cartman

SPEAKER FONE: A phone with a speaker

BIG DICK

Gordon

BIG DICK = What Little Rochard was called in later life

KEY BOARD

the fnj

BIG DICK- The orginal name for little Richard

Tom Cat

Sangre

BIG DICK- Dick Chaney, white house advisor...HAIRY MONKEY!

the fnj

KEY BOARD- The birth place of keys

LOG OUT

Tusky

log out = what ppl have been known to shout when taking a dump !

PLASTIC TOY

Gordon

PLASTIC TOY = Breast implants

MOVE OVER

cartman

MOVE OVER = When the bus is full and your not sittin down

SPONGE BATH

the fnj

SPONGE BATH- A kerry man's latest invention.

TOOTH PICK

Gordon

TOOTH PICK - When one has a speech impediment and wants "to speak" proper he is deemed "tooth pick"

MAY DAY

cartman

TOOTH PICK - what farmers eat

CUP

cartman

MAY DAY - a day in may

BOX

the fnj

MAY DAY- The last thing you'll hear in the cockpit of a crashing plane.

BLOW HOLE

Gordon

BOX - Like Fox but better

ASS HOLE

Hobbes

Cartman I suggest you read the rules. Your coming close to getting disqualified for your answers. At least Tusky has started thinking, now you try.

Originally posted by Cartman
MAY DAY - a day in may

BOX

cartman

BLOW HOLE - at the edge of a cliff over a cliff water may spray out of a blow hole before it becomes an arch

BATTERY

Tusky

BLOW HOLE = a dope smokers mouth !


RAT FACED

the fnj

BOX= B.O.X. Bio Organisim's to the Xtreme

PAPER CUT

Pompey Magnus

Ass Hole= A complete donkey
CARBON ROD

the fnj

RAMSHACKLE= tieing up live stock.

BOW TIE

Tusky

BOW TIE = an asian sexual position

RANDY BILL

Pompey Magnus

randy bill= Former US prez.
MARDI GRAS

Hobbes

CARBON ROD - A korean exclaiming they just caught a fresh water fish.

(Pay attention to the thread! It's part of the game! Everyone after cabon rod got 0 points.)

SNOW ANGEL

Pompey Magnus

SNOW ANGEL= what a snowman becomes in the spring
STUD MUFFIN

the fnj

SNOW ANGEL- Angel delight with ice

CAR PHONE

the fnj

Stud Muffin- A cake made from horses.

NET CAFE

Tusky

STUD MUFFIN = a muffin thats been steped on

HOBBY HORSE

Pompey Magnus

NET CAFE= where fishermen go for a chat
DIRECTORY ENQUIRIES

Tusky

DIRECTORY ENQUIRIES = Curious phone books


HOBBY HORSE

Hobbes

(another note: A lot of these will be getting 0/-1 points. If you think your funny but people may not get the joke, explain it before giving the next word)