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she's unreal mark II!

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  • Registered Users Posts: 878 ✭✭✭Bicky


    so is laguna a girl or what?

    The girl in question is very beautyfull and totally out of all our leagues :)
    BTW nie job snowball on bringing up the first good spam thread in a while.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 836 ✭✭✭Snowball


    thanks bicky :D

    Moon, it is. I had a ex like that but she was 5'11. had back problems though (and not joking, she actualy had back problems). A size 6 waist on a girl with a 38D is possible. My ex's waist was so small I could practically wrap both hands around her waist, was about 3 inches short of closing my hands around her if I remember right.
    I'm gonna be slated by the guys but they were too big, a girl with breasts that big, I mean dont get me wrong it looks good on her and all but, they are just impractical and just too big in my oppinion.


  • Registered Users Posts: 878 ✭✭✭Bicky


    oh good god...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 253 ✭✭ratman


    Originally posted by Snowball
    they are just impractical and just too big in my oppinion.

    Thats it, it's all over, pack your bags,were having a trip down memory lane but to where???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????


















    why to SPAMLAND where else. stupid monkey lover leave me alone


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,452 ✭✭✭gogo


    Originally posted by Moonbeam
    Either way she is unreal. She has to be a size 6 waist, about 5'6 - 5'8, extremely curly reddish brown hair and about a 38D

    Sorry snowball,
    she would have to be built really skinny all the way up and then have to have a builder's body from her diaphragm (sp?) up.

    A bit like marlyn monroe on steriods only a skinner bottom half.;)


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    I too have to agree with rat, It's SPAMTASTIC .


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 18,953 Mod ✭✭✭✭Moonbeam


    ok a size 6 = 24 inch waist
    38 inch chest = a size 14/16

    Can u see where the problem arises?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 4,560 Mod ✭✭✭✭Ivan


    Originally posted by Moonbeam
    ok a size 6 = 24 inch waist
    38 inch chest = a size 14/16

    Can u see where the problem arises?


    No.

    :ninja:


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭i_am_dogboy


    Originally posted by Moonbeam
    ok a size 6 = 24 inch waist
    38 inch chest = a size 14/16

    Can u see where the problem arises?

    i know i know....is it the uplink port?

    what a waste of a joke considering only a small few will get it


  • Registered Users Posts: 878 ✭✭✭Bicky


    Warden threw a party down the county jail
    I have the munchies


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  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 18,953 Mod ✭✭✭✭Moonbeam


    Hehe:) Dogboy u seem to forger this forum is swamped by nerds/geeks:P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 836 ✭✭✭Snowball


    Originally posted by Moonbeam
    ok a size 6 = 24 inch waist
    38 inch chest = a size 14/16

    Can u see where the problem arises?
    Well, all I know is that I now her bra size and it was that. When I got her clothes and stuff ;) thats the sizes I bought and they fit her nicely
    Originally posted by Ivan
    No.

    :ninja:
    rolf


  • Registered Users Posts: 37,295 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    yes and............................................ (donb't leave us waitin


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭i_am_dogboy


    Originally posted by Moonbeam
    Hehe:) Dogboy u seem to forger this forum is swamped by nerds/geeks:P

    it was actually a specific uplink port moment i was reffering to, but im sure youve heard about it


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,602 ✭✭✭ShayK1


    AHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA Dogboy......."You are a very funny man!!"


    And Dara ya feckin tit ya. She look pretty weird with those measurements........ i'd love to see her but i can't.
    I'd say Waist: 8
    Height : i think you said she was around 5' 7
    Chest: 36C. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

    Girls is that more realistic??? I mean, could she stand up without falling on her (i was gonna say face) chest!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 37,295 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    Yes, there was a girl in Leixlip, no higher than 5 foot, with a slim waist, but massive tits (think of melons), and had a beautiful face. Sound girl, but hung around with a different crowd.
    Dunno where she is now, as she moved out of Leixlip about a year ago (according to a mate).
    Just saying that its not just big girls that get big tits.

    And no, I'm not giving out names. If you live in Leixlip, you may know who I'm on about.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,859 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    Leixlip is gay!


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 18,953 Mod ✭✭✭✭Moonbeam


    Just saying that its not just big girls that get big tits.
    No small girls get them too but very few size 6's are goin to have a 38 chest,


    And Dara ya feckin tit ya. She look pretty weird with those measurements........ i'd love to see her but i can't. I'd say Waist: 8 Height : i think you said she was around 5' 7 Chest: 36C. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

    That sounds alot more probable!!


    Girls is that more realistic??? I mean, could she stand up without falling on her (i was gonna say face) chest!!
    hehe without bouncing straight back up?:P hehehehehehehe


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 836 ✭✭✭Snowball


    lol moon. That would prob only work if they were real, if not they might just burst :D

    Those measurments? Its the Hour Glass syndrome, no?


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    Shays sound more correct, from what you were saying Dara she had a waste the size of a pair of binoculars.


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  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 18,953 Mod ✭✭✭✭Moonbeam


    Those measurments? Its the Hour Glass syndrome, no?
    Hour glass just means slim and curves if u know what i mean,
    lol moon. That would prob only work if they were real, if not they might just burst

    Were hers fake?

    hehe


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 836 ✭✭✭Snowball


    I doubt it, it was a few years ago and she was only 17 so no.


  • Registered Users Posts: 37,295 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    Originally posted by The_B_Man
    Leixlip is gay!
    I take it your from;
    a) the hill
    b) lucan,
    c) maynooth
    d) celbridge

    hmmm...?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,602 ✭✭✭ShayK1


    took me years of experience to know the ways or waist of the woman or women for that matter!!


    Gotta go!
    Shopping to do!


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,859 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    Originally posted by the_syco
    I take it your from;
    a) the hill
    b) lucan,
    c) maynooth
    d) celbridge

    hmmm...?


    no im from dublin. but used to go out wit a girl from there, and i have cousins there aswell.


  • Registered Users Posts: 446 ✭✭kegan5


    Evil Gingers attack aaaaaaah


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,452 ✭✭✭gogo


    snowball's girlfriend? ;)


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    Oh good god GoGo, thats brillant. I nearly choked when the picture opened.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 18,953 Mod ✭✭✭✭Moonbeam


    hehehehe
    bet he has it hung on his bedroom wall now:P


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,208 ✭✭✭loismustdie


    Originally posted by Bicky
    Warden threw a party down the county jail
    I have the munchies

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