Anal Sex. Have you tried it?

LegacyUser

Well have you?

The Clown Man

Yes, hated it.

Just something not right about it. I was very drunk and wanted to see what it was like. But I'll never do it again. Just degrading or something. Not comfartable with it anyway.

Not against it, just not for me.

eddhorse

tried it , didnt hate it or love it , just tighter than normal sex really , which some ppl prefer:eek:

Hobart

Yes with 2 different partners (Female) and Loved it,

One partner enjoyed it immensly the other was OK about it. (Both willing partners BTW). I suppose it's totally different for a man as opposed to a woman. I would imagine more women would find issue with it then men. Just my 2c.

woolymammoth

haven't tried, nor do i intend to any time soon.

not that i'm unadventurous... but things come outta there, they don't go in.

if she really, REALLY, wanted to, i could probably be persuaded to, with the help of my good friend Paddy Powers ofcourse!

Gordon

Yea, twice with one lady where one time was very messy! one time was clean. One time with another lady and it was quite enjoyable.

The difference is the feel inside, it doesn't really feel of much so is not as pleasurable as the other way, there are no nice folds of skin and trained muscles etc.

If trying it make sure she is perfectly comfortable and you take it slowly - women don't tend to like it in my experience.

Kell

Tried it once but my partner wasnt really that into it so a bit of a putter offer. Like to try it again though with someone who enjoys it.

The poll should also be modified with another option reading:
"Tried it and am OK about it" At present it only deals with the extremes. (Oh and mods, can you get the poster details of femmes who have tried it and voted that they loved it?)

Cheers-

K

Gordon

Yea, I was thinking that - I wanted that option too. Updated the poll - hope this is fine with you shyguy.

Oh and the ip address for the "loved it" is... what is your ip address Beruthiel?

hussey

Originally posted by Gordon
Yea, twice with one lady where one time was very messy! one time was clean

a picture of gandi's revenge is in my head now .. oh god

LegacyUser

Well, think I'll have to go unreg for this one

Yeah, I've been there several times with my gf, and we're both quite into it. It's maybe only a once a month or 6 week thing, but it's good and can be very nice.

She was the one who suggested it, so I'm not sure exactly how you'd go about approaching your current gf to do it, but slowly and gently, like the act itself, are probably the way to go.

You've really got to go easy and make sure there is lots of lub (you can use her natural stuff if you don't have oils).

It all depends on the people involved. It's nothing bad, and can be really really good so go and enjoy.

- Dude.

Kell

Originally posted by Gordon

Oh and the ip address for the "loved it" is... what is your ip address Beruthiel?

Gordie- shame. Thats a horrible thing to suggest about our beloved Ruthie! Tsk tsk tsk

cujimmy

Tried it and spent the next week eating my dinner off the mantle peice:)

Selik

Tried it once with my last gf and I really enjoyed it - not sure if she liked it though (we broke up 2 weeks later :eek: !)

Been having it regularly (2-4 times a month) with my current gf of 3.5 years for the past 7-8 months or so. We both really enjoy it and it's a pretty important part of our sex life, although it would be fair to say that, although my gf really loves it most of the time (I mean sometimes it just hurts!) I would say that I enjoy it a little bit more...

If anyone is trying to get their current partner into it (no pun intended ) I would recommend just going really slowly and it also make sense to read up on it. There's plenty of stuff out there on the net - some of it very helpful and informative. Oh, and showing her the odd anal porno flick does no harm either, trust me!

Mercury_Tilt

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cujimmy

if she really, REALLY, wanted to, i could probably be persuaded to, with the help of my good friend Paddy Powers ofcourse

HOW TO AVOID ANAL SEX

1. Get yourself a mars bar

2. Melt it and put it in your hand

3. When the moment arises slip your lad in a wee bit

4. Shout out something appropriate eg " sweet jeasus" and quickly pull your knob out

5. Cover said knob in melted mars bar

6. Show hand and knob to gir
l
7. She will be so embarrased she never ask for anal sex again.

SORTED:D

Beëlzebooze

6. Show hand and knob to gir

and finally to end relationship all together:

7. proceed to lick hand clean.

Lemming

Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt
Fraid so.

In the end I just had to tell her that her finger wasnt doing any thing for me tbh.

:eek: Merc ye filthy bugger!!!

Kell

Originally posted by Lemming
:eek: Merc ye filthy bugger!!!

To quote the Chili's

"He's a freak of nature but we love him so"

the Guru

Yeah its good fun to Try once or twice but dont go Dry its not nice for either of you

Mercury_Tilt

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yellum

Try some of this

Lemming

I'm just wondering how many girls/women/mammals-with-boobies/etc. have either voted or posted to this thread ......

just looking at the "Yes, and loved it" & "I really wanna try it" vote numbers.

Sniipe

Originally posted by Gordon
Yea, twice with one lady where one time was very messy! one time was clean. One time with another lady and it was quite enjoyable.

I was gonna read the lot, yuck, I just stopped there !!!

Caesar_Bojangle

I have a funny anal sex related story, which is just wrong on some many levels, namely hygiene.

My friend suggested to his girlfriend that they try it out, which she reluctantly agreed to. Midway through it, the pain became so immense for her that she ordered him to stop, pretty pissed off by this my friend asked her to finish him off, but the thing that freaked him out was she finished him off orally, a minute or so after his willy was up her ass.

The Gopher

Cujimmy-avoid the back door?I was always under the impression that virtually all men wanted and alot of women tried to avoid it.I cant think of one guy I know who would refuse to take a woman up the backside.
Caesar-you see quite alot of that in porno and quite frankly i quite like it!It is just so cool when a dude had rode one girl up the ass and her friend sucks him off.Not sure i would let a girl do this in real life-what if she tries to kiss me afterwards?:D
There is something I have always wondered-is it in any way safer to go in the other way without a connie as opposed to the traditional point of entry?I know there is a bigger AIDS risk but what about other STDs?
And please,not too many replies or we risk going off topic.

Amnesiac_ie

Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt


And to help things further... try and get her to let you shoot your load in her ass.

I’m told it’s very pleasurable.

It's also a sure fire way to contract a sexually transmitted infection...
There is a greater chance of contracting STIs such as HIV/AIDS through anal sex due to the increased friction, lack of lubrication and higher incidence of skin breakage...
Remember guys (and gals),
PLAY
SAFE:ninja:

catspring

Originally posted by Lemming
I'm just wondering how many girls have posted to this thread ......

'k, well i'm a girl (who is a little fuct atm... ) and i have tried it and enjoyed it
tis probably my favorite pasttime

catspring

oh, crap, i completely misunderstood that whole thread!!! :eek:
no, oh jeebus no!!




sorry...

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

...
what did you think they were talking about/

daveirl

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The Sweeper

Originally posted by Gordon
Yea, twice with one lady where one time was very messy! one time was clean. One time with another lady and it was quite enjoyable.

Gordie, I find your use of the word 'lady' as a euphemism for "b1tch who lets me f*ck her up the ass" even sleazier than your normal conversation.

Still toting that little handbag?

Gordon

Well one was definately a lady and the other was more of a "mad goth with her future wedding dress hanging over her bed and dreams of having a child from the guy that lived next door to her (me)" but I didn't want to open that can o' worms majd.

And yes I still have that handbag but it has lost its strap so I have to put it in my pocket if you know of any shops that sell good ones please pm me.

Mercury_Tilt

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catspring

woopsy for my earlier posts. didn't remember about them this morning for quite a while.
tbh, i don't even know what i thought was being discussed :rolleyes:
ah well, soz for inflicting my drunkenliness on you good people

patch

yes you do......c'mon I needs ta know!!!! Your obvious blushes are keeping me from being bored.....

Mercury_Tilt

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LegacyUser

I was a bit surprised by the ammount of people who have done it, and the amount of people who want to. I guess most of them are guys.

Anyway, what position do ye do it in? From behind, doggy sytle, or her or her back with legs in the air (Yet to try it that way) or any other ways of getting in there?

Gordon

You missed - her on top but I'm having doubts whether we really should go there (in the sense of -in the thread-)...

Clintons Cat

Spoons is the most comfortable position for it.

Been there done that got the t-shirt.

Personally i found the sensation like having meh knob clenched in mike tysons fist.

Funnehest and probally Foulest True Anal story. over 18s only

,me mate was shaggin his bird up the ass.
they had eaten corn on the cob the night before,when he pulled out his knob he had caught a couple of pieces of sweetcorn under his foreskin.
Said it made his knob look like kermit the frog

karma kabbage

two words....

exit only :eek:

Zukustious

This boggles my mind. Why would you want to do that? WHY?

What do people like about a tube loaded with crap?

Caesar_Bojangle

What do people like about a tube loaded with crap?

DANGER

pickarooney

Originally posted by Zukustious
This boggles my mind. Why would you want to do that? WHY?

What do people like about a tube loaded with crap?

Cue a hundred London Underground gags.

ecksor

People say that anal sex is unhealthy. Well it cured my hiccups.

Dont Ban Me

Hey is this giving to the female of the species or taking??

Just want to be sure before I say anything which could be taken up the rong way!!!

Dr. Loon

Originally posted by Clintons Cat

Funnehest and probally Foulest True Anal story. over 18s only

,me mate was shaggin his bird up the ass.
they had eaten corn on the cob the night before,when he pulled out his knob he had caught a couple of pieces of sweetcorn under his foreskin.
Said it made his knob look like kermit the frog

Strange. I've heard that story numerous time from different people... claiming "My mate and his bird"... are you positive on the authenticity of the story? I think this is bullshít

Clintons Cat

that my mate told me the story?... yes its true

that he shags his bird up the ass?...I have no reason to doubt this

does his knob look like kermit the frog when its got sweetcorn stuck to it?...i dont know

woosaysdan

its a real pain in the arse

cujimmy

Clintons Cat That has to be one of the funniest things I have read in ages. Its better then some of the stuff on the humour board

thedrowner

im terrifed of it, and i dont think itd ever try it, it'd just be too sore.

ive heard a horror story myself :

my friend says he accidentedly ripped a girl doing that. ouch. she hit him a lot for it

Samara

Could somebody please tell me how a woman would enjoy it?? A woman does not have a prostate as men do, therefore there is nothing up there to be stimulated. Only guys get their kicks out of it IMO!! I haven't tried it and it ain't on my list of things to do!