One Wish...

CuLT

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a
sudden, he said out loud, "Lord grant me one wish." Suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you
have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I
want.
The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking. The
supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and
steel it would take! It would deplete much of the entire world's
resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire just
for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a
wish you think would honour and glorify me."
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish
that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what
they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry,
what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly
happy".
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?"

SoundWave

best joke ive heard in a long time.