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One Wish...

  • 09-04-2003 3:04pm
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    A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a
    sudden, he said out loud, "Lord grant me one wish." Suddenly the sky
    clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you
    have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
    The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I
    want.
    The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous
    challenges for that kind of undertaking. The
    supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and
    steel it would take! It would deplete much of the entire world's
    resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire just
    for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a
    wish you think would honour and glorify me."
    The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish
    that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what
    they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry,
    what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly
    happy".
    The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,146 ✭✭✭SoundWave


    best joke ive heard in a long time. :)


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