She's unreal!

Laguna

Hey there people! i saw this unbelievabley gorgeous girl in the canteen the other day!... nah that's it i think.. she had tanned skin and these dimples on her cheek, i think she was french too... basically she was the cutest thing i've seen!... this is the face she caught me doing:eek:

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

lol
Best.
Thread.
Ever.

ShayK1

Originally posted by Laguna
this is the face she caught me doing:eek:

HAHAHA


Come on better discriptions!

Redrocket

yeah!!!!!! i saw her too.... shes feckin nice allright... ohh that skin... and those little dimples just drive me crazy....
drool............

Laguna

Jesus! gimme a break man! aiight! i was just sharing a profound moment in my non eventful life:(

Redrocket

obviosly, this is your third post......

ShayK1

Did we get a name ?? Number?? oh wait was she tall(ish) and blonde??

Redrocket

basicly she could have been one of about 100 girls in the college..

Laguna

nah she had long brown hair.. ah sod it anyway....jesus steven man! stop busting my chops

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

did you attach a tracking device to her underwear?

Redrocket

busting your chops???? wtf?? you're a dumb bastard, hows that??

Laguna

Nah i didn't manage to do that... i've activated the flange-o-meter though.. so if she comes within 60ft i'll start sneezing

ShayK1

did she have the most amazing body in the world and was wearing tight demin hypster things??

Laguna

where'd "dumb bastard" come into it then?

Laguna

pretty much shay.. it's a woeful situation together.. i'll keep my eye open for her at lunch

Redrocket

personal opinion....

Laguna

Anyway that's that then

ShayK1

i think i know who you are talking about!
she likes to show off her belly and I say her this morning with her hair in a pony tail!
I have an eye for beautiful women!
Think she is goin out with a guy doin Civil Engineering though!
She is usually situated beside the bank in the canteen !!
YES / NO ???

Laguna

Yeah i figured as much.. good looking girls are handed out standard issue boyfriends at the age of 13

Snowball

can we get a better discribtion ffs

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

lol shay, you should be a private investigator

ShayK1

does it sound like we are talking about the same girl??

Laguna

the best description i can give is "Fine" i think she's doing international business or something? i think i saw her go in a class that my friends in(the international business one).

Laguna

i think i know the one you're talking about shay.. i think she's irish though... she's fine too

ShayK1

we should meet up and go scouting for ladies!!

Together we'll track her down and get her number!

Snowball

Ok, answer this questions if u can:

1: Height? 5'6, 5'8, 5'11, etc
2: Waste? 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 or if its past here we don't wanna know.
3: Eye's? Blue, brown, green, gray, combo etc.
4: Hair? Blond, Red, brunet, etc
5: Legs? Fat, this, normal and short, long, medum
6: Breast's? We don't wanna know, 34b, 36b, 38b, 34c, etc.
7: Ass? Big, small, tight, drooped, etc

Just gestimate.

Redrocket

ffs lads i know boards is boring but this is not the right place to talk about girlies.... get down to the feckin canteen and bring your binoculars...
lets go a huntin!!!!

Snowball

thats just sexist ste

ShayK1

now theres a plan!
Cause i am hungry and horny!
Lets GO!


PS: Snowball he saw her he didn't measure her! FFS!!

Snowball

lol, was taking the piss

Laguna

Well the finest girls eat upstairs so that's where i'll be a waiting and a leerin

Snowball

WHAT!!! Down stairs is the best place. thats where ste and shak1 and Shayk1 use the binoculars

Laguna

i'll take the upstairs watch then.. we gotta spread the love

Moonbeam

This is when your picture phones actaully have a use:P

Laguna

Ah no moonbeam.. the i would be (even more of a) sad bastard!

Stephen

picture phones - a stalker's best friend!

Snowball

Holy smokes batman, anyone gotta picture phone???

ShayK1

excellent!
Don has one!

Redrocket

haha, imagine your really good looking chick from college just accidently sitting beside one of us bastards, and looking at our computer screen, and all you can see is a dodgy pic of yourself and a few losers drooling over it...
ID GO ****ING MAD

Jackz

I think that tall finish chick with the dark hair is pretty fine.

Laguna

yeh i read in the paper if you take a picture with one you are supposedto get the permission of everyone in the picture that you've taken an image of 'em

Snowball

the day I see a pic of u on boards and a few losers drooling over it will be the day

Stephen

Nordic birds rule.

Jackz

Only thing is sexy as the pout is, she doesn't seem to have any other facial expressions.

Laguna

ahhh! i've had enough of this! i'm going to the canteen!

Snowball

Originally posted by Jackz
I think that tall finish chick with the dark hair is pretty fine.

[edit]she's sweet, she is a ns person 2. and has good english.[/edit] (needed refraseing)
God bless international day

gogo

Originally posted by stevenk
haha, imagine your really good looking chick from college just accidently sitting beside one of us bastards, and looking at our computer screen, and all you can see is a dodgy pic of yourself and a few losers drooling over it...
ID GO ****ING MAD

LOL, I can see it now. Ye'd be lokked at funny for the rest of ye're lives, 'did ya hear about them dirty feckers(carlow talk for perverts)'
ROFL, it would be so funny if ye got caught.

Jackz

Snowball my man have you somthing to tell us ???

Laguna

yeah... it'd be almost legendary

the dirty feckers that went down in history for being.. dirty feckers

hey! are you that cute french girl i've been talkin about gogo?

Snowball

spent about 20 mins talking to her on international day

ShayK1

gogo is cute but not french!