Who are the Boards Boirds?

CuLT · 29-03-2003 1:17pm #1

In this community inhabited predominately by males,
there are a small(?) number of female posters. I know
of only a few, and most have only surfaced over the last
couple of weeks, even though they've been around for a while.

C'mon, make yourselves known so we don't make eejits out
of ourselves , or get too many weird surprises from you

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vac · 29-03-2003 1:20pm

Hey *HeHe* *blushez*

AnGeL_eYeZ

Littletinyman · 29-03-2003 1:27pm

Girls have cooties

Doodee · 29-03-2003 1:40pm

well, i wore a dress, does that count?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 29-03-2003 1:42pm

i have long hair and boobies

maybe if doodee and I had a child, it would be a woman?

Doodee · 29-03-2003 1:49pm

yea, u can bare the ****er

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 29-03-2003 1:50pm

i already have a large belly, there's no room for a child!

the responsiblity is yours dress-wearer!

smiles · 29-03-2003 2:03pm

I'm a 50 year old man pretending to be a girl.

<< Fio >>

Doodee · 29-03-2003 2:17pm

her names lucy

TomTom · 29-03-2003 3:22pm

Originally posted by Mordeth
i have long hair and boobies

maybe if doodee and I had a child, it would be a woman?

Due to these outlandish revelations, I vote mordeth be removed as a mod and all his power be given to me.

exiztone · 29-03-2003 3:23pm

I could be a girl... if I wanted to >=(

Sangre · 29-03-2003 5:10pm

Originally posted by exiztone
I could be a girl... if I wanted to >=(

Thats the spirit!

Riamfada · 29-03-2003 8:29pm

Im a real toughie

Gordon · 29-03-2003 9:47pm

smiles = exuberant babe. Seraphina = laid back pretty one. eth0 = sexy ninja. Gordon = babelatti.

Sangre · 29-03-2003 10:37pm

God if I had known this thread was going to be so sexually charged I would have worn by WonderBra.

:cool:

Oh Gordon! I got some issues I want you take care of personally.

Phwooaarr!

Tusky · 29-03-2003 11:11pm

Originally posted by Gordon
smiles = exuberant babe. Seraphina = laid back pretty one. eth0 = sexy ninja. Gordon = babelatti.

yah but have nevah seen seraphina - think she hates me

all i did was try SAYBAR her a few times...

DeadBankClerk · 29-03-2003 11:18pm

the fnj · 29-03-2003 11:38pm

Originally posted by DeadBankClerk

"Could it be any more obvious?"

Avril Lavigne

[CALIBUR] · 29-03-2003 11:55pm

Wow thats old

whats the story with her?

Gordon · 30-03-2003 2:55am

Beruthiel - sultry babe. Amz - chilled babe. Thaed - witchy babe. Catastrophe - quiet babe. Typeys girlfriend - French babe. Flamegrill (or is it qualm) - rar babe. Majd - hairplaying babe.

There, I think that sorts me out with all the laydeez I've met on boards

Oh yeah - mirv = schoolgirl babe!

What's a Saybar?

CuLT · 30-03-2003 10:04am

I think is CYBAR. rar.

Beruthiel · 30-03-2003 12:22pm

gordie - scottish babe

Tusky · 30-03-2003 1:56pm

Originally posted by Gordon

What's a Saybar?

whats a SAYBAR !?!??!? pm me on irc and ill show u

Nevyn · 30-03-2003 2:35pm

a Lady is only a Biord/bird if she take up with a guy who is a wrom !!!

Amz · 30-03-2003 9:41pm

Wow I've never been called chilled before... hehe!

CuLT · 30-03-2003 10:21pm

So a grand total of 7?

i'm finally an Insane Poster, go me

koneko · 30-03-2003 10:23pm

I hate you Gordon. I truly do. You forgot me?:(

Am also a girl. Excuse me while I cry a while.

Ok I'm done;)

DeVore · 30-03-2003 10:53pm

<Ripley> And a pretty one too...

DeV.

GoneShootin · 30-03-2003 11:28pm

i think that any names should be accompanied with a relative image.

for "non perv" reasons of course

DriftingRain · 30-03-2003 11:37pm

I guess I could be the American babe!:D

As he forgot me too Koneko. We can cry together!! LOL

evie · 31-03-2003 7:54am

I guess I'm too new to be considered but yes it has been said that I am a girl!

Gordon · 31-03-2003 7:56am

Ah now I can't tell people you are babes if I haven't met you!

Next time don't shirk off at the next boards beer and show your babefulness.

rar

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 31-03-2003 8:43am

hehe, I don't see Driftingrain flying over to Ireland just to impress a few boards-men

catspring · 31-03-2003 11:07am

ok, hello

i'm so proud to be one of the elite female members of this fantastic site
yay for us girlys!!!!

b3t4 · 31-03-2003 11:15am

I may be new but Im female too.

A.

bug · 31-03-2003 12:50pm

I'm a girl, a small one at 5ft2"

Is Gordon really a girl?

Mercury_Tilt · 31-03-2003 12:55pm

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Gordon · 31-03-2003 1:01pm

Originally posted by bug
Is Gordon really a girl?

Only when tickled.

Merc - baldy babe

bug · 31-03-2003 1:27pm

Nah.

I am though

hmmmmm 5ft2" Nice!

Are you a lesbian? I got punched in the face by a lesbian once. She wasn't a nice girl.

Mercury_Tilt · 31-03-2003 2:10pm

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bug · 31-03-2003 2:17pm

I'm 24, why do lesbians hit?

I didn't even insult her, she just didn't like me. The one that punched me was built like a tank, It was like getting hit with an iron bar.

Sorry I'm not into women, just wanted to get away from the politics forum for a bit of light relief, it get's very heavy after a while. I did my experimenting in college.

I once got an almighty slap in the face from a girl who thought I called her a lesbian due to me being rat arsed and having difficulty saying “you look like a girl I met here last week who’s a lesbian”

That's a classic!!:D

I just had a look at your profile and it says your interested in hubcaps, are you a girly wirly, or are you leading me up the garden path.

Mercury_Tilt · 31-03-2003 3:13pm

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DriftingRain · 31-03-2003 3:22pm

I may not get the chance really soon to fly Mord but I am working and saving for the trip. And yes Gordon Doll I 'll not smirk at ya at a boards beer. I'll give ya a hug!

:):):):):):)

Gordon · 31-03-2003 3:24pm

[GLOW=4]I'm glowing in anticipation![/GLOW]

Lemming · 31-03-2003 3:29pm

Originally posted by bug
I'm a girl, a small one at 5ft2"

A munchkin!!! :eek:

Lemming · 31-03-2003 3:31pm

Originally posted by Gordon
[GLOW=4]I'm glowing in anticipation![/GLOW]

you mean that bald head is shining from the reflection of light off it

bug · 31-03-2003 3:36pm

A munchkin!!!

I know ridiculous isn't it. Being small is crap.

Typedef · 31-03-2003 3:40pm

tiiiimmmee is on my siide

yes it is.

monument · 31-03-2003 3:40pm

Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt
What age are you btw?

Is this turing into A/S/L?

Dustaz · 31-03-2003 3:42pm

Im a 16 year old girl pretending to be a 30 year old saddo.

sad but true.

Lemming · 31-03-2003 3:43pm

Originally posted by bug
I know ridiculous isn't it. Being small is crap.

being tall is crap(er)

- Cold feet in the morning when you wake up and your feet are sticking out the end of the bed.

- Cars, Buses, and especially Aeroplanes weren't designed with tall people in mind. I'm convinced they were designed by and for pygmies.

- Tall people are more conspicious in moshes n'stuff, so the bouncers/security staff go for you first

- The small person asking to "just lift that box there that I can't reach" followed by the realisation that this box weighs a bloody ton followed by a snap and a "Arghhh .. my f*cking back!!!"

Plus small girls are cute(r) for some reason. Most of my g/f's have been under 5'3 (I'm 6'2/3).

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