The most painful thing that won't kill you

yellum · 23-03-2003 1:17pm #1

Just so you know I'm not into S&M and all that. This is a bit of genuine scientific research.

What do people think is the most painful thing to be done to them or a person which will not cause long term injury or death. Physical damage would be allowed but should be repairable.

I'm looking for really painful things, not some of those stupid jackass horse and pony stunts and tricks.

Big Chief · 23-03-2003 1:22pm

getting kicked square on in the gonads......

really is no comparison of pain to that..

s0l · 23-03-2003 1:30pm

aye gonads leaves the dull pain for ages after words, but off the top of my head, getting the skin between your thumb and forrfinger pierced with no anesthetic, i've been bitten there before and oh dear sweet holy crap it hurts.

Moriarty · 23-03-2003 1:36pm

Apparently a chemical burn is more or less the most painful thing you can do to yourself without dying. For a homemade lightweight version, try pouring vinegar in your eye. Let us know how you get on.

pickarooney · 23-03-2003 2:14pm

Giving birth. Apparently.

KdjaCL · 23-03-2003 2:19pm

Giving birth doesnt count as women have some chemical which makes them forget the pain but remember the incident (trust me 3 kids me knows it so well)

Most painful thing is stubbing baretoes of wooden bed/furniture item or standing on a small plastic toy barefeet.
Knee of bike handlebars can make also make you cry.
Nipple twists could fall in there as really painful with no longterm damage.

kdjac

Woden · 23-03-2003 2:23pm

its ok yellum your s & m tendancies are safe with all the viewers of this thread, for most painful see below whats really annoying at the time when you get them is those slivers you get under your nail and salt in a wound.

Most painful maybe some surgery without anasthestic that you could survive, like ripping out one of your testicles or kidney's or how about taking out a lung.

Tusky · 23-03-2003 2:32pm

dont think this is the MOST painfull thing ever but betcha it will make u cringe !

jumping off a bunkbed and the bottom of your foot ( lol i originally spelled it fouth !!!) landing on the 3 prongs of a plug =/ ouch ouch ouch

Gordon · 23-03-2003 2:35pm

Cuticles is another one. I don't want to mention any more for fear of ickifying my mind.

elexes · 23-03-2003 2:40pm

afaik it is getting somthn done to your knee's one of my friends has knee prob's and according to him he's been told its the most painfull thing u can go through .. r maby second most painfull .,, im not sure ...

becides that im going with having to watch what happens to a kitten when left in a room with 2 dogs and syxpak

oeNeo · 23-03-2003 2:42pm

I'd have to say that a kick in nuts is the probably the most painful thing I can think of atm, without leaving any serious damage.

Papercuts inbetween your toes and fingers looks pretty damn sore awell though (Jackass). Getting pinched really hard is quite paintful, as are Chinese burns.

Barry Aldwell · 23-03-2003 2:45pm

Originally posted by Tusky
jumping off a bunkbed and the bottom of your fouth landing on the 3 prongs of a plug =/ ouch ouch ouch

I once jumped off the top of a bunk bed (it was one of theose ones with a double bed on the bottom) and landed kidney first on the frame. Damn that hurt, and the frame (already weakened by myself and two others doing that repeatedly) collapsed a few days later.

yellum · 23-03-2003 2:49pm

Originally posted by Dataisgod

Most painful maybe some surgery without anasthestic that you could survive, like ripping out one of your testicles or kidney's or how about taking out a lung.

I think the shock would kill you actually, unless you are of a strong mind. Didn't Tony Quinn hypnotise someone before for surgery ?

tman · 23-03-2003 3:06pm

Originally posted by Moriarty
Apparently a chemical burn is more or less the most painful thing you can do to yourself without dying. For a homemade lightweight version, try pouring vinegar in your eye. Let us know how you get on.

lol, reminds me of the jackass version of cribs where steve-o poured tabasco sauce in his eye:D

the worst pain i've ever gone through is a boot in the nads. i wouldn't wish that, or worse, on anyone else.

Caesar_Bojangle · 23-03-2003 3:11pm

getting a punch in the ear, god damn that hurts and the pain lingers for ages.

s0l · 23-03-2003 3:26pm

You people have no imaginations

Being lifted off the ground by several fish hooks through your skin?
Teeth being removed with no anesthetic
Or getting your kneecap pierced by a random stranger

Repli · 23-03-2003 4:11pm

One time i was making food and using chillis.. there was still traces of them on my fingers hours after (even after washing my hands)
Then i had to take my contact lens out.. and some chilli got in my eye.. THAT was the most painful thing i've ever experienced

Gordon · 23-03-2003 4:21pm

Heh I did that once and touched my willy after!

KdjaCL · 23-03-2003 4:23pm

Having your fingernails peeled backwards with a pliers.
Having to listen to Gareth Gates 24/7 .

kdjac

Sangre · 23-03-2003 4:49pm

Kicking something really hard while having an ingrown toenail!

So, so painful.

And your sock is always red with blood afterwards.

azezil · 23-03-2003 4:54pm

WEll from personal experience i'd have to say a 'spinal fusion' without aid of pain killers.

In short: foot long incision, 1 1/2 ribs removed, metal rods stuck intospine, oh your illergic to morphine here have disprin... NOT NICE.

Ryo Hazuki · 23-03-2003 5:05pm

It was quite dark one night, I may have been a bit un-sober, but I saw a big piece of airboard, the type used for insulation or packing (or so I thought....)

Anyway, it was not airboard, it was 3/4 of a concrete block and I kicked it as hard as I possibly could. I was on the ground for about 15 minutes in pure agony.

It was amazing how no serious damage was done.

Not the most painfull thing ever but worth a mention.

Tusky · 23-03-2003 5:07pm

Originally posted by Sangre
Kicking something really hard while having an ingrown toenail!

So, so painful.

And your sock is always red with blood afterwards.

i have never had an ingrown toenail but i did allmost break my big toe...i got it bandaged etc and the day after i kicked a wall by accident with my sock on....omg omg omg i can feel the pain now :eek:

Tusky · 23-03-2003 5:08pm

and as for you azezil your soo brave !!!!

conZ · 23-03-2003 5:21pm

lol.
i would have taught it would be a badly broken leg, like in bits up around the knee (well probably the most realistic of the lot.)
playing a match today, i went one on one with the keeper, crunching tackle.
taught i had broken my leg - just under the knee. was ****in painfull, just for that minute or so tho

you should have seen the keeper after it

Drunk pirate · 23-03-2003 5:29pm

I'll give you pain!

My friend thought he was mad jumping from the top/middle of the stairs until he landed his left foot on a slant!

About 5 feet he fell from...

His bone is poking out of his ankle btw..

ozt9vdujny3srf · 23-03-2003 5:31pm

i heard of a torture called smily torture, where your lips are papercutted on each side (the bit beside the dimples.

Then your nails are plied off, and as you scream the paper cuts get wider.

also collarbone breakge in a rugby injury is pretty painful

also one where you get paper cutted 1000 times

GoneShootin · 23-03-2003 5:54pm

listening to Celine Dion/Cher for any amount of time is quite painful

tho that may induce suicide

Circumsition (sp?), from personal experience, was the most painful thing i ever went through. the "post in bed dance with HEAD + BED CLOTHES" was a nightmare.

[CALIBUR] · 23-03-2003 6:28pm

I was walking down the stairs and then got this pain in my nuts and at the same time I sayed "wtf was that..?" 3 hours later my left nut was getting bigger and my right nut was getting smaller and it was REALLY REALLY PAINFULL and this is at 4.30am at night. I had to be rush to the hospital to relieve blood pressure that was going in my left nut. If I didn't went i'll lose my nuts

. After 5 days later in the hospital I went home with some pain.

THE END

Corega · 23-03-2003 7:15pm

Well....

- Having your nipples cut off with a scissors or any other sharp implement.

- Without anathestic, having your teeth pliered out.

- Wedgie while wearing a pair of speedoes, I was 7 at the time.

- Having each of your nail's pulled out.

- Being burnt almost to death, but not quite.

- Listening to Drake talk in real life.

ykt0di9url7bc3 · 23-03-2003 7:33pm

Bad day: dislocating your shoulder in a soccer match...

Good day: friends help you to the touch line for help...

God forsaken day: friends carry you by your shoulders only thinking that you got a knock...

Sangre · 23-03-2003 7:51pm

Originally posted by Corega
Well....

- Listening to Drake talk in real life.

Great news! The guy has got a voice com

Having one of your fingers cut off.

Using a chainsaw on the fleshy part of your thigh.

Placing a jaws of life in your ass and turning it on :O

DerekD Goldfish · 23-03-2003 8:44pm

That hobbeling thing in misery seemed pretty painful.

Crucifix · 23-03-2003 8:48pm

Having bone marrow taken out for a transplant is supposed to be unholy kinda painful. I've never done it so I don't know, I just heard it was agony for weeks afterwards.

Sangre · 23-03-2003 9:07pm

Landing on your tailbone is oh so painful.
Bam Magera broke his, Im sure that hurt like hell.

aliesneo · 24-03-2003 12:49am

Ryo Hazuki
, haha i know what you mean
one time at football training,few years ago.
it was nite time and the manager was over turning on the lights
and we were kicking all the footballs all over the place. Cudnt see where we were kicking them as it was pitch dark. Then i ran over to kick what i thought was a football. I hit it as HARD as i could,
And after i kicked it i realised it was a MASSIVE ROCK!!!
didnt participate in the training anyways

DRakE · 24-03-2003 1:07am

Originally posted by Sangre
Kicking something really hard while having an ingrown toenail!

So, so painful.

And your sock is always red with blood afterwards.

WORST PAIN EVER. or someone standing on your toe when it's ingrown.

so so so so so so painful. i cant even describe it.

it's like your foot is burning on fire, and wont stop

(oh i just described it)

DRakE · 24-03-2003 1:09am

Originally posted by Corega
Well....

- Having your nipples cut off with a scissors or any other sharp implement.

- Without anathestic, having your teeth pliered out.

- Wedgie while wearing a pair of speedoes, I was 7 at the time.

- Having each of your nail's pulled out.

- Being burnt almost to death, but not quite.

- Listening to Drake talk in real life.

ROFL !

Andy you spasmo.

[That is exactly what i'd say in real-life, i'd even pronounced "roffle"]

Oh how sad am i

smiles · 24-03-2003 11:28am

Originally posted by Gordon
Cuticles is another one. I don't want to mention any more for fear of ickifying my mind.

you're afraid of cuticles?

Hmm... being 4 and having cement blocks fall on top of you, breaking your thumb and then screaming yourself hoarse and eventually having to pull yourself out because no one can hear you. Oh and then not having it set for several days because stupid parents think all that was wrong was that it was cut.

Stupid thing is shorter than the other one now, and also aches in cold weather.

I still remember screaming for days on end from the pain.

<< Fio >>

Typedef · 24-03-2003 11:46am

Fractured my ankle once when I was small.

Never had it tended to for two weeks, when finally I had to have a cast applied.

Getting hit in the head by a dude with a knuckle duster, breaking my septum (nose) was sore.

Got a rib really badly broken Tae Kwon Do sparring... I have this really big calcified lump of bone at the site of the break..... that one was a doosie.

Big Chief · 24-03-2003 12:12pm

Originally posted by azezil
1 1/2 ribs removed

didnt prince do that so he could give himself a BJ ?

so look on the upside...

Big Chief · 24-03-2003 12:16pm

although

looks pretty damn painful..

Headcase · 24-03-2003 12:16pm

got my shoulder dislocated in the first few minutes of a rugby game. had to play the rest of the first half.
went to hospital next day only to have some Paki doctor tell me it ws muscle. a week later in which i still had to work and i still couldn't move my arm. went to a bone-setterand he put it back into place, now that was ****in sore!!
best thing was getting the free physio from this lovely female 4th year student in I.T. Carlow.
still hurts sometimes so i guess there is some long term damage

Sposs · 24-03-2003 1:27pm

walking barefoot in the middle of the nite half asleep and stepping on an up turned plug....sweet jesus its sore

Dampsquid · 24-03-2003 1:46pm

What about, having your heart broken?

seamus · 24-03-2003 1:47pm

Simultaneously breaking and dislocating your kneecap is no fun.

Mine still dislocates from time to time, which is completely unwelcome at any time. It doesn't hurt as much anymore though

hedgetrimmer · 24-03-2003 2:17pm

Even though it can be fatal, I'm assured by a sufferer that it's curable if caught early enough, but lymph-node cancer is apparently incredibly painful

Okie · 24-03-2003 3:21pm

Originally posted by Dampsquid
What about, having your heart broken?

Hmmmmm.. how bout having your heart broken with a jack-hammer :eek:

Big Chief · 24-03-2003 3:41pm

Originally posted by Okie
Hmmmmm.. how bout having your heart broken with a jack-hammer :eek:

that would kill you though, and the point of this thread is "the most painful thing that wont kill you"

regi · 24-03-2003 5:54pm

Getting kicked in the balls can kill you

"The evidence of the doctor clearly shows that death was caused due to neurogenic shock resulting from injury to testicles and scrotum"

ow

Mad_Patrick · 24-03-2003 6:25pm

There was this guy playing rugby and he had a bad tackle and had his hip dislocated,where the top of the leg bone ends, anyway the physio came over and decided to just knock it back into place. The guy screamed soloud that he tore his voice box. It turns out his testicles fell into the gap before it was snapped into place. Thats a true story. But the dude probablt couldn't have kids so they would be long term problems. I guess you could get your hands really really cold and whack them off a brick wall, that sucks ass big time.

The most painful thing that won't kill you

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