Post Paddy's Wreckedness

Jackz

Everybody have a good Paddy's Weekend ?? I feel like going to fall sleep, going by the lack of activity on the board, I guess everybody else is the same.

What did yee all do ?

gogo

I worked. BAA HUM BUG. Work in a pub, and there seemed to be not many people out in my town. Think everbody has been on the piss since cheneltham and then all weekend so by monday people had enough, well i know i had.

But as for all those tea drinking pub goers....... go to hell.
Nothing worse than working in a pub and been sent off to make tea.:mad:

grunt..moan..bitch..... :rolleyes:


gogo

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

hehe

tea.. in a pub what a novel idea

i wonder if o loughlains do that

lulu

I drank, drank, drank and then drank some more alcohol, then suffered the worst hangover in the world.

Try suffering while entertaining two kids,

Hell on earth

lulu

ShayK1

put a new drive in my Car then
went for a drive on my car!
Then went to the pub for a little while and then went to work!

TomTom

Mine was much like lulu's

TomTom

you filthy bugger, comments like that are not welcome in here.








(can I borrow the books)

Redrocket

i got ****ing twisted!! my phone went missing for about an hour and came back with a ****load of weird messages from people i knew and no credit... loads of prank calls were made. haha. funny to hear back. some weird **** was said. also aparently i went into a chippers and started to ask the foreign bastard behind the counter for a cock box a few times. then i started to ask some foreigner out side for his cock and tried to describe it to him. he then got very very very very confused didnt understand what a cock was and gave me a rose. thanks very much you foreign waster.. also got fired for being a bollocks at work... ah well. weekends are free now..

Don1

Worked in a frickin pub aswell.

Me deepest sympathies gogo I know exactly where you're comin from.
Customer:"Tea for two and a coffee there please. Oh and a few purple Snacks."
Me:"Certainly" (in my mind)"F**k off!!!!

Jackz

Tea and Coffee is not a problem.

Try Capuccino and Hot Chocolates and ****e when your busy !!!!

I had a sweeter Bar job before though "The Dutchmans Inn" on week nights I was able to sit on a bar stool between the till and the Guiness Tap / Bud Tap and would very rarely have to get up off my ass through-out an evening.

ratman

the parades are relly gone to ****, same again this year, ****e, glad to have them back after a 2 years absence MY BOLLOX

Don1

We do them too. Bar food as well. Worst is the lazy b*stard members (it's a golf club) who won't get the soup off the SELF SERVICE part of the carvery and expect you to get it. Every Goddamn Sunday.

Now "The Dutchman's" would be my kinda bar work!

ShayK1

Jackz your not workin in Germaines Now aswell are ya??
By the way I met Your sister Kathy last week! She seems sound!

gogo

Originally posted by Jackz
Tea and Coffee is not a problem.

Try Capuccino and Hot Chocolates and ****e when your busy !!!!

Try poxy toasted sandwiches,

Ugly lady"did you out butter on this"
ME "Why, did you want butter"
UL "No"
ME "No i didn't put any on it"
UL "What about my husbands"
ME "There's none on his either"
UL "He wants some"
ME "um, I mean there is some,on his"
UL gives sceptical look.
ME " umm, thank you"

And recieved rather large tip of 20 cents. Tourists breaking out.
rather they didn't leave anything than leave 20 cent- always feel like scab when putting into pocket.:p Although to poor to leave on counter. It's a visious circle.:rolleyes:

gogo

ShayK1

where do you work anyway??

gogo

Work in the famous old pub of morrisseys in abbeyleix.
Have to wear white coats (Like doctors coats), 3rd oldest pub in the country. Sound like a flipping ad for it now (also voted 8th best pub in the world)

gogo

Don1

Hmmm. Must be good then.

gogo

It would be bloody great aside from the customers.

Seriously, it a nice place to work. we get bus loads of tourists who drink nothing and are really annoying but some of the regulars are great craic. We have fairly wealthy clientel who tip really well. Got € 37 of one guy one night. sound.

gogo

Don1

hmm. What's the rent like up in Abbeyleix?!

ShayK1

Fúck the rent we'll scrape that together some how! What are the women like??

gogo

Only the best in Abbeyleix. Although you have the bad with the good, dublin people are relocating to abbeyleix because it's the first town of the motor way to cork. So a few scangers around now visiting their friends in portlaoise prison. lovely.

gogo

ShayK1

Originally posted by gogo
Only the best in Abbeyleix.

Excellent. So don man when are we goin??

Headcase

does Anna Nolan still work there?

Don1

Shay: How bout now?
Me = incredibly bored. There's fcuk all in.

ShayK1

theres a chat room for this kinda thing and PM's too

Don1

Aren't we snotty this mornin?!

you said you hated the whole pm thing and I can't work the chat room. Too lazy to learn!

ShayK1

i never said i hated PM's that was Jane
She said "I HATE PM's" and i replied:
"I think everyone hates PMS" get it P.M.S.??
oh my talent is wasted here!

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

get back in the bedroom so *wink*

if you can't work the chatroom, then check the chatroom thread up above and if you have any questions just ask

Don1

I'm there now. i've been shown how to use it again but I guarentee I'll 4get!

gogo

Originally posted by Headcase
does Anna Nolan still work there?

Yep, at the moment, she's leaving next week to move to dublin. She got a job up there.
Do you know her headcase?

gogo

ShayK1

Originally posted by Don1
I'm there now. i've been shown how to use it again but I guarentee I'll 4get!

I showed him twice!
TWICE!

Don1

How to do IRC before any of you lot get smart!

gogo

EDIT. Sorry keep getting someone else user cp, and is fcuking up my posts.

gogo

Headcase

i lived with her last year. she still comes down here everyonce and a awhile for a piss up