Carlow IT girls

EnigmasWhisper

Greetings Carlow IT students! Just out of curiosity, are there any girls from the college in here, or just guys?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

I think there are one or two girls here.. Moonbeam is a girl anyway


and there are a few long haired lads here too, if that makes you any more comfortable

we're well in touch with our feminine sides

TomTom

I don't think moonbeam is in the college, this is if she is who i think she is.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

ah, she used to be or something?

yeah I think I remember her saying something about wishing she were back in carlow or something, so I'm not sure.

EnigmasWhisper

Im actually a guy, but Im just curious to know if any ladies frequent here. Although my nick could perhaps be mis;eading. Any of you up in the Rag ball last night?

the_syco

Moonbeam is now working (shudder) in Esat, me thinks.


(work sucks)

theciscokid

i don't attend carlow it

EnigmasWhisper

Greetings to you all, and congrats on the board! As you can all see, I am pretty new in here. However, while Im in here I feel I must use this opportunity to speak a moment about the girls in IT Carlow at present. They have to be some of the most beautiful and fun-loving gals ever to come to this little town of ours and unrivaled in any other of this country's fine academic establishments (any of you been in Scraggs recently, nuff said) ........ You got to get more of the gals into visit this cool board of your's guys Any suggestions?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

yes there is a large amount of fine anused bitches in the college alright.

perhaps if we made a pink boards skin, and added lots of flowers and stuff they would be tempted to join?

EnigmasWhisper

Mr Mordeth I like your ingenuity, together we can achieve this goal. The masses will follow and we will receive our just rewards in time.

TomTom

Sad people.
I doubt if you will be able to use boards as a method to score.

EnigmasWhisper

Who said anything about scoring! A few bevvies and a visit to the Foundry late on a Thursday night usually does it for me (although it has been a while hmmmmmmm) Just thought some girls in here would brighten up the place, thats all!

TomTom

I was sitting in the canteen the other day, doing a bit of perving and I was disapointed. But other days you just sitting there and this absolute cracker walks by restoring your fate in the women of IT carlow.

theciscokid

im thinking of signing up ,

wheres the dotted line

TomTom

Originally posted by theciscokid
im thinking of signing up ,

wheres the dotted line

Sign for what?

EnigmasWhisper

Damn, I have to say there are some hot foxe's in the Foundry on a Sunday night................................ Anybody know the blonde Hailey out of 'Home and Away' look alike in 1st year me thinks? ( 'Home & Away'!!!I hear you scream, I know, I know......**** it! ) Anyways, she is a babe.......and Im possibly in love, but then again Im pissed and havent had a decent shag in a few weeks so hey?...............while Im at it theres a brunette babe whom sits regularly on the 3rd floor of the library..........I love you too............Actually, I love you all!!!!!!!...........Ok Garda, take you fuc***g hands like, off me now like, or Ill kill ya like, coz Im from Carlaaaaaaw so I am, Im coming awightttt!:D

ShayK1

are you making fun of the Carlow people cause if you are i may have to kick your ass!
And yes i do think the ladies in the IT are quite spectacular!

Redrocket

if you hop me on my belly when you've the beer goggles on i could be a woman

Snowball

Originally posted by Mordeth
yes there is a large amount of fine anused bitches in the college alright.

perhaps if we made a pink boards skin, and added lots of flowers and stuff they would be tempted to join?

I think that that may be bourding on insulting. lulu and gogo are both of the other sex and thy (acouring to them) spend way to much time on boards.

Problem is that is any of the extreemly sexy girls who dont normaly fequent Boards.ie read this post they might leave the college, so stop the nerdie feak talk, u'll scare them all away

ShayK1

Should we name names when talkin about sexy ladies??

Moonbeam

Nah I aint in the college anymore,
Have joined the world of work as I tend to turn up more often:)

Snowball

lol, na ShayK1. ... well, if u want. Just reading over it and talking to a friend (girl) it just looks very nerdy. Looks like the kinda stuff girls run away from

Moonbeam

/me runs away

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

so what..we should talk about coronation street, our nails... feminist issues?

although I don't midn talking about hair, cos my hair ownz anyone else in the college. *sticks tongue out at stevenk*

Moonbeam

Coronation street rocks at the moment so that could be a good start,
they can talk bout ur hair mordeth:P

TomTom

moonbeam, i never knew you watched corination street or were into girley things.

Moonbeam

ummm well as for coronation street it has me glued at the moment,
as for other girlie things I havent really improved:(

TomTom

you still have that obsession with whinne the poo

EnigmasWhisper

So people of Ceatharlach ( Strange name that, where exactly are the 'four lakes' or are they hidden away behind a student house somewhere on Green Road? ) lets name the names..........who shall be awarded the 'Finest Lady' crown of It Carlow? My vote remains the blonde Hailey from Home & Away look-alike, just ahead of the tall brunette that seems to permanently reside on the 3rd floor of the library.......For the moment unless someone out there knows of their true identity, I shall refer to them both as Milly and Molly. However, as its only Monday my preferences are subject to sudden change and can of course be influenced, indeed

If Aisling 'The Dancer' is reading, see you in the Tower Thursday.....Keep on doing what ya do babe!:

Moonbeam

Tea tastes that much better every morn out of my pooh bear cup:P
Yes pooh bear still rocks:)

TomTom

I still think that pooh is gay

gogo

Originally posted by Mordeth
yes there is a large amount of fine anused bitches in the college alright.

perhaps if we made a pink boards skin, and added lots of flowers and stuff they would be tempted to join?

mordeth mordeth mordeth (me says with sigh), me thinks you are most unpopular with the ladies for such a comment,

Us girls on boards are most insulted at your use of the words 'bitches'
Also pink with flowers, my my, back to the dark ages with you cave man.

I hate to surprise you but i have known a few boards girls that even visited the technology board. Surprised, i know you are.

Hang your head in shame mordeth.
Repent and you might be forgiven.

gogo

ShayK1

Well my sister has the same Whinnie the Pooh obsession!!!

As for naming names..................maybe its not the best idea!!
mmmmmmmmmmm



Tempting though!

lulu

Originally posted by Mordeth
fine anused bitches

I have to say Mordeth (or should i say smelly peach) yr use of words leave an awful lot to be desired!!! It would answer u better to choose your words more carefully in the future as if you think like you type your going to be one lonely old man as regards the ladies!!
p.s. Thanks Snowball, nice to see theres a few gents left in the college.

Moonbeam

you big meanie
thats just evil how could anything soo cute and cuddely be gay?


mmmmmm

ShayK1

he should be a member of the DNA (National Dyslexic Association)
He can't even spell!!



Tigger RULES WWOOOWHHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

mada999

yeah chicks in carlow IT are class

Redrocket

mord: i bet you'd like pooh, if pooh had the same hole in the same place as that other abused teddy in your bedroom..

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

hehe steven

and I would also like to take this moment to apologise to any fine anused female human beings who are worth JUST AS MUCH as men in this world.

I am sorry if you were offended.


now,

mordeth mordeth mordeth (me says with sigh), me thinks you are most unpopular with the ladies for such a comment,

no, I'm unpopular with the ladies cos I'm an ugly sonofabitch

Us girls on boards are most insulted at your use of the words 'bitches'

did you ask them all? did you?! nice how you can speak for every single female on boards.. maybe one or two of them has a sense of humour..

I hate to surprise you but i have known a few boards girls that even visited the technology board. Surprised, i know you are.

wow.. I know one or two who haev actually POSTED there!! weird huh?



and now for lulu

I have to say Mordeth (or should i say smelly peach) yr use of words leave an awful lot to be desired!!!

yeah, they generally do

It would answer u better to choose your words more carefully in the future as if you think like you type your going to be one lonely old man as regards the ladies!!

if I thought like I typed there'd be napalm bombs hidden in strategic locations all around the college waiting for the day when I finally snap... or maybe there already are...
:eek:

Redrocket

what?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

you heard me, titmouse

Redrocket

mord: you know you now oficially spend 10 times as much time on boards as you do in college..

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

bullplop

i've spent way more than 10 hours on boards



and I was going to go in today, but I am now quite bloody sick.. think I've the flu or something, and I pulled a muscle in my back this afternoon too. every time I cough I get a lil back spasm, ehhe it's fun

EnigmasWhisper

When the Himalayan peasant meets the he-bear in his pride,
He shouts to scare the monster, who will often turn aside.
But the she-bear thus accosted rends the peasant tooth and nail.
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.
When Nag the basking cobra hears the careless foot of man,
He will sometimes wriggle sideways and avoid it if he can.
But his mate makes no such motion where she camps beside the trail.

For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.

When the early Jesuit fathers preached to Hurons and Choctaws,
They prayed to be delivered from the vengeance of the squaws.
'Twas the women, not the warriors, turned those stark enthusiasts pale.

For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.

Man's timid heart is bursting with the things he must not say,
For the Woman that God gave him isn't his to give away;
But when hunter meets with husbands, each confirms the other's tale.

The female of the species is more deadly than the male.

Man, a bear in most relations-worm and savage otherwise,
Man propounds negotiations, Man accepts the compromise.
Very rarely will he squarely push the logic of a fact
To its ultimate conclusion in unmitigated act.

Fear, or foolishness, impels him, ere he lay the wicked low,
To concede some form of trial even to his fiercest foe.
Mirth obscene diverts his anger Doubt and Pity off perplex
Him in dealing with an issue to the scandal of The Sex!

But the Woman that God gave him, every fibre of her frame
Proves her launched for one sole issue, armed and engined for the same, And to serve that single issue, lest the generations fail,

The female of the species must be deadlier than the male.

She who faces Death by torture for each life beneath her breast
May not deal in doubt or pity must not swerve for fact or jest.
These be purely male diversions not in these her honour dwells.
She the Other Law we live by, is that Law and nothing else.

She can bring no more to living than the powers that make her great. As the Mother of the Infant and the Mistress of the Mate.
And when Babe and Man are lacking and she strides unchained to claim Her right as femme (and baron), her equipment is the same.


She is wedded to convictions in default of grosser ties;
Her contentions are her children, Heaven help him who denies!
He will meet no suave discussion, but the instant, white-hot, wild,
Wakened female of the species warring as for spouse and child.

Unprovoked and awful charges even so the she-bear fights,
Speech that drips, corrodes, and poisons even so the cobra bites, Scientific vivisection of one nerve till it is raw. And the victim writhes in anguish like the Jesuit with the squaw!

So it cames that Man, the coward, when he gathers to confer
With his fellow-braves in council, dare not leave a place for her
Where, at war with Life and Conscience, he uplifts his erring hands To some God of Abstract Justice -- which no woman understands.

And Man knows it! Knows, moreover, that the Woman that God gave him. Must command but may not govern -- shall enthrall but not enslave him. And She knows, because She warns him, and Her instincts never fail,

That indeed the Female of Her Species is more deadly than the Male.

Redrocket

is that last post worth reading?
i could do loads of stuff instead of spending time reading all that.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

i really really doubt it

i've been up all bloody night writing yvonne's sodding lab reports

I still have another 4 or so to go hehe

fun fun fun!

Redrocket

haha, im trying to do these networking labs, it's tough goin. downloading music and taking a look through this place. oh yeah, we didnt have to come in this morning or all day. just incase you feel bad about skivin off college

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

really? sweet! hehe

I might give you a ring later so, see if you're doing anything in the afternoon.. I'm prob gona hop into town for a bit

i'm gona go finish these reports.. *meh*

Redrocket

yeah bring your sister!

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

i dunno where she is

Delboy_69

I know where she is, she stayed in my bed last night. Not the bigest of beds but I just pushed the second single bed over and, well lets just say that the dig's owner didn't get much sleep. heh heh heh. Your sister wants my body. And I was kinda surprised when your ma called and wanted to join in!