how far would you go for a million

pinkpig · 14-02-2003 12:18pm #1

kill your pet.?

eat ****.?

kick your boss in the balls/punch the jugs off her

be with the same sex? (if the money was right)

kill my pet tuffy.

Price can fluctuate just how much would it take.

mooman_00 · 14-02-2003 2:04pm

kick your boss in the balls id do that for a hundred, eat **** i doubt it, kill a pet why not a million is enough to put any emotional distress well past you

pinkpig · 14-02-2003 2:09pm

Would you eat sh*t for 2 million
F*cking sure with a side order of sh*t aswell as the main course.
Even a guiness one

Would u kiss a knob for 1 million.

Big Chief · 14-02-2003 2:11pm

i'd kick my boss in the balls if she had any

depends on the pet, dog i prolly wouldnt but if it was a goldfish id just drain the water yes..

eat shìt, hmm if the suitcase was lying open with million bucks beside it i could maybe be tempted..

the fnj · 14-02-2003 2:18pm

All of the above for one million (1,000,000 look at all the zero's) easy.

The boss one is stupid because you wouldn't need a job after you collect your money so getting fired would be no big deal.

elexes · 14-02-2003 2:27pm

i would do all the above

ragabone · 14-02-2003 2:34pm

listen to sh*t...talk sh*t....eat sh*t--why not, especially if its nutty

McGintyMcGoo · 14-02-2003 2:35pm

I'll do the whole lot for €50, and I'll throw in a free toaster!

SoundWave · 14-02-2003 2:37pm

all of the above, apart from the same sex one... i draw the line there!!

im sure tempura poo wouldnt be too bad

pinkpig · 14-02-2003 2:38pm

Not comfortable with your sexuality??????

how about 20 million then

have a look - 20,000,000

McGintyMcGoo · 14-02-2003 2:39pm

Okay...... €45, a toaster and a free sliced pan...but that's it!!!!
I'm not a whore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanx 4 The Fish · 14-02-2003 2:40pm

Originally posted by The FANJ
All of the above for one million (1,000,000 look at all the zero's) easy.

The boss one is stupid because you wouldn't need a job after you collect your money so getting fired would be no big deal.

However a civil case for assault could be a million quids worth the way things are going...

SoundWave · 14-02-2003 2:40pm

im very comfortable with mine, its others i worry about

azezil · 14-02-2003 3:57pm

i'd perform aural sex on the pope

[CALIBUR] · 14-02-2003 4:02pm

Originally posted by pinkpig
kill your pet.?

eat ****.?

kick your boss in the balls/punch the jugs off her

be with the same sex? (if the money was right)

kill my pet tuffy.

Price can fluctuate just how much would it take.

all above and kick ur balls (if u have any) for spaming to much in the after hour boards.

mooman_00 · 14-02-2003 4:03pm

same sex not a bother as long as i had a nice bleach bath afterwards.Im quite comfortable with my sexuality but im open to million dollar offers at the mo and for that kind of price id be easily swung. As for offing a gold fish leave it on a hot cooker and boil the ba.st.ard
that way you can claim both the million dollars and incompentence if the rspca come calling. And anyone you says they wouldn't do sth for a million would change their mind if it was put in front of them........but here comes the stupid question would you kill yourself for a million dollars???

Asuka · 14-02-2003 4:20pm

None of the above.

Except maybe killing pinkpigs pet Tuffy. I dont have a boss.

A

pinkpig · 14-02-2003 4:23pm

i haven't got a pet called tuffy i was saying it would be a tuffy.(as in hard to do)

No boss?
Silver spoon?
i suppose if you have money you wouldn't do any of the above.

Asuka · 14-02-2003 4:38pm

No, Im at university.

I wouldnt do those things because the value i put on money is merely the residual value of what I could acquire with said money. And I dont want anything enough to eat shit, sleep with a guy, or kill my pet (if i had one - my last ones dead already

) at the moment.

A

Magic Monkey · 14-02-2003 4:39pm

Originally posted by azezil
i'd perform aural sex on the pope

What, you'd like, talk dirty to him?

Asuka · 14-02-2003 4:40pm

Originally posted by Magic Monkey
What, you'd like, talk dirty to him?

Aural is related to the ear.

A

mooman_00 · 14-02-2003 4:45pm

appearently its very stimulating i wouldnt know i lost both ears in the wars, i guess im missin out

azezil · 14-02-2003 4:51pm

its good clean family fun! well unless ur the recepitant...

Magic Monkey · 14-02-2003 4:56pm

Originally posted by Asuka
Aural is related to the ear.

A

Umm, I know. Which is why I was making a sexually suggestive remark in that vein, i.e. "talking dirty", as Azezil had used "aural", perhaps mistakengly for "oral".

elexes · 14-02-2003 5:28pm

Originally posted by #MEAT#
all above and kick ur balls (if u have any) for spaming to much in the after hour boards.

like u never done it b4

azezil · 14-02-2003 5:32pm

Originally posted by Magic Monkey
Umm, I know. Which is why I was making a sexually suggestive remark in that vein, i.e. "talking dirty", as Azezil had used "aural", perhaps mistakengly for "oral".

eh no i mean i'd ram my cock into his ear

PunyHuman · 14-02-2003 5:36pm

So who would shag the pope in the ear for a million quid?

Mistakill · 14-02-2003 7:21pm

Count me in.

As for all the other stuff nnot sure.

i wouldnt have the heart to kill somthing else unless it really pissed me off....

Im not a big fan of the old anal ambush meself but if you would make it 5m i might do it

Caesar_Bojangle · 14-02-2003 7:57pm

This reminds me of that south park episode were Johnny Knoxville, Tom Green and kenny are on the howard stern radio show.

daveirl · 14-02-2003 8:26pm

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Sangre · 14-02-2003 8:32pm

Originally posted by azezil
eh no i mean i'd ram my cock into his ear

Wait!......I hear someone coming.

Winters · 14-02-2003 9:57pm

Originally posted by pinkpig
eat ****.?

Girls do that for less then a million, you can find movies on KaZaa of it.

Or my planned whitty remark: how do you eat an asterisk?

I would go pretty far, how far i dont know right now but far. But i wouldnt go on some stupid tv show and answer about 15 questions i can tell you that.....

Jim · 14-02-2003 10:26pm

wud u shag yore ma??

[why is everythin sex based??]

Carbiens · 14-02-2003 10:53pm

i bit off subject, but i would like to take this oppurtinity to thank pinkpig for yet another beautifully spamy moment

Mossy Monk · 15-02-2003 12:45am

Originally posted by Jimeatsmenu
wud u shag yore ma??

that's wrong, everything about that sentence is wrong

Woden · 15-02-2003 1:25am

"that's wrong, everything about that sentence is wrong"

perhaps that is due to his spelling?

is it your own **** you eat? that somehow makes it easier

ManWithThePlan · 15-02-2003 2:01am

I'd do all of the above for 1 million. Except the sex with mother suggestion. That's nasty.

ozt9vdujny3srf · 15-02-2003 2:27am

Originally posted by Sangre
Wait!......I hear someone coming.

rofl, brilliant m8, humour board tbh :P

DMT · 15-02-2003 2:36pm

Originally posted by Jimeatsmenu
wud u shag yore ma??

I'd shag your ma, does that count?

Sangre · 15-02-2003 3:36pm

Originally posted by TruckledUncivil
rofl, brilliant m8, humour board tbh :P

The freakiest thing is that I just said that very same thing for the first time ever this week to a friend. We were cracking our s**** on that one for ages...

memphis · 15-02-2003 6:03pm

Originally posted by azezil
i'd perform aural sex on the pope

You'd do that anyway, regardless of whether there was money involved or not. hahaha!!! :-)

I'd do anything for a million, except eat sh*t or sleep with the same sex..... ya'd have to offer alot more before I'd even consider doing anything with a guy.

Caesar_Bojangle · 16-02-2003 8:35pm

Even though i'm not a back door tradesman or have any slight inclination towards homosexual tendencies. I'd certainly oblige anyone who swings that way, who is willing to offer me 1million for my heterosexual ass.

How low can you go? pun intended

catspring · 17-02-2003 2:47pm

i guess i'd probably do most of that stuff for 1million,
the thought of eating sh!t really doesn't appeal to me (obviously) but i reckon i still would.
as for same sex stuff, just get me drunk enough and i'd prolly oblidge though preferably the chic would be good lookingbut i'll not be too fussy for that kind of cash

woosaysdan · 17-02-2003 3:01pm

could we put sauce on the sh!t???

pinkpig · 17-02-2003 5:03pm

no

you can have **** with your ****.

Kell · 17-02-2003 5:24pm

Can you clarify just how much shít you would have to eat. A whole log, or just a iddy biddy bit? I'd do pretty much anything for a million- you only live once, may as well have the funds to live it well.

Beëlzebooze · 18-02-2003 5:14pm

...but what if it isn't a log you are require to consume, but more of a ....ehhh....puddle...and you need a spoon or a straw......

woosaysdan · 19-02-2003 12:09am

Originally posted by woosaysdan
could we put sauce on the sh!t???

not even a small bit of sauce? what if i left ye off with 100,000 euros to do it?

ManWithThePlan · 19-02-2003 12:53am

Just eat the ****.

Vomit.

Feel sick for a few days.

Become a millionare.

Not too hard.

Lenny · 19-02-2003 1:12am

I'd do praticually anyhting for a million, ecept kill someone
I was talking about something like this with a friend today about getting 70,000 for ridin a fella.
I'd do that for that ammount of money even.
yea cna always get a youn one for a few hundred quid and proove your inniconce

Caesar_Bojangle · 19-02-2003 1:21am

I'd run out into the middle of Parkhead(celtics ground?) wearing a rangers jersey chanting god save the queen during the Hibernian - celtic game where it would be mostly a predominantly anti - rangers atmosphere and i'd be likely to receive multiple ass beatings.

how far would you go for a million

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