Biscuits

Shorty

I like those new white chocolate and raspberry ones. Mmm mmm good! Tasty!

the66electric

Fruits and bisciuts should never ever merge.

Jaffa cakes...eugh!

Mewzel

i completely agree, i thought i was the ONLY one who doesnt like jaffa cakes!

lamda

Good god no!! I hate them they are the devils snack treats!!!
Im a choccie digestive kinda gal!! Ohhh and those toffee ones..cant remember what they called but yum yum

Shorty

So no fruit shortcakes then?

the66electric

Ah! My fellowship of Jaffa Cake haters!

This is what it sounds like when doves cry...

Al Higgins

Cadbury's choc chip cookies

If you havent tried them..well you havent tried them.


There is a time and place for jaffa cakes but there not my fave.

the66electric

that 'time and a place' sounds when you have the munchies.

Love for all biscuits can be destroyed by excess. I used to love chocolate fingers, toffee pops, and hob nobs (God they all sound like gay practices) but due to consuming warehouse amounts of these, the thought of them make me want to hack up dense swathes of vile pasty chunkage...

I go on a bit don't i?

Amz

Does anyone remember the bags of chocolate chip cookies you used to be able to get for 99p?

i lived on them in the gaelteacht.........

i like any biscuits that have chocolate on em specially white chocolate........

the Germans have the nicest biscuits ever though......
i miss my german biccies.....
i think ill go back and stock up soon.......

and bretzeln.......mmmmmmm.......

Raggamuffin

cadbury's animal busicuits.

Marieta busicuits for the poor at heart

Amz

If we had a sick stomach as kids my dad used to get us marietta biscuits on his way home from work.........

ahhhhh memories.......

*sniff*

the66electric

Those new 'bisc &' things are ****ing stupid.

STUPID!!!!

polarbelly

jaffa cakes are cakes... hence the name


















cake

the66electric

Who ate all the cakes, mick?

polarbelly

i seem to remember ed mashing them against his face or something

the66electric

You remember that????? I thought you were well out of the game by that stage.

polarbelly

i got a flashback while floor sweeping

the66electric

Its called 'Total Recall'...

...and it can destroy a man's soul if he fully remembers every detail of the night before....

polarbelly

i knew i saw a three breasted woman

Shorty

White chocolate fingers.

Fox's Classic bars.

Those pink wafer things.

SprostonGreen

Dark choccie homewheat,

accept no substitute !!

Tyrrial

I'm afraid that i MAY get jumped for this but my seacret shame...
i like jaffa cakes.....



and i would ask that the federation of Jaffa Haters (F.J.H) not to send some one over to.... <gulp> show me biscut vengence








(i'd better lock my door just in case)

Wacker

I occasionally like Jaffa Cakes. I treat digestives like Crackers; great with cheese or something but a bit dull otherwise. To accompany a cup of tea though, what you need is a Kit Kat. Can that count as a biscuit, as it is all biscuity inside?

thedrowner

marks and sparks white chocolate chip cookies are the definitive biccy

but u cant eat any more than one or ull be sick or ahve rampant heartburn

the66electric

For some reason the total number of Rich Tea biscuits i can consume with a cup of tea makes them my favorite buscuits.

Any cheap buscuits from LIDL are smashing too because of the fact that you can buy 9 packets for 40c.

SprostonGreen

9 pckts for 40c, probably full of chemicals that lower your sperm count, you'd wanna watch that 66

the66electric

It actually has rendered me sterile but luckily i spent a week in solitude when i was 18 'producing' enough to make me a hundred families and it all resides nicely in a cryogenic facility in my basementfor the last few years awaiting usage.

Thanks for caring though....

Minidee

I also lived on those huge bags of choc chip cookies in the Gaeltacht, Amz,... interesting....it seemed to be the only edible food in the whole of Galway!...somebody should teach those "Bean an Ti's" how to cook! ..my fave biscuit at the moment would probably have to be tho...toffee pops, followed closely by two rich tea biscuits with butter in the middle....class!

Amz

I think part of the charm of the gaelteacht is the fact that the bean on ti's can't cook! it adds to the excitement at every meal you sit and ponder "will this piece of chicken be the one?" or "the fact that there's still a red liquidy liquid still coming out of this meat doesnt mean anything.....does it?"

ah the evenings afer ceilis when you were so hungry you wolfed down yer slice of toast and were damn greatful for it! coz you knew you werent gonna be eating until that same time the following day!

I think it makes you appreciate the work that our primary care givers do........uncaring animals that they are sending their offspring down to Galway or god forbid if you were like me Mayo!!!!

But yeah i liked those chocolate chip cookies........especially if they had hazelnuts in em..........at least i think they were hazelnuts......

bandit

Originally posted by polarbelly
i knew i saw a three breasted woman

No that was me!!!!!

On the mixing of fruit and biscuit i must as usual disagree with dave 66 as there is no finer snack then the afore mentioned fruit shortcakes , they comein a purple packet for gods sake PURPLE..........

the66electric

Bandit you have no taste in food at all, you eat dry cereal and rice cakes for ****s sake. You actually order prawn crackers from a chinese.

bandit

Originally posted by the66electric
Bandit you have no taste in food at all, you eat dry cereal and rice cakes for ****s sake. You actually order prawn crackers from a chinese.

I've never had a rice cake in my life............... Dry cereal went out with lace up boots it was a passing phase and another word about prawn crackers and i'll bust up that not so pretty face of yours as they are food of the chinese gods:cool:

It isnt my fault that your the only one who likes to deep throat the sausages and tickle chicken balls with your tongue every time we get a chinese in!!!!!!!

thedrowner

oh my goodness. i also actually order prawn cracker with my chinese food. coz its nice to stick noodles and rice in the prawn crackers and then eat them. so stop slagging him.


*runs out the door*

Miss-Misery

I too eat prawn crackers *and* dry cereal, though not simultaneously. I also consider jaffa cakes to be the creation of a being of true evi. And i don't mean that in a good way.

Space Coyote

prawn crackers...mmm, just ordered some with my beef curry and fried rice (very original). But they go super together, of course i'll be doubled over in agony for the rest of the night but its all worth it.
wait a minute, its not worth it at all...what the hell am i doing.

Greatest bikkies ever have to be.....












Liga and Farley's Rusks

Nyom Nyom

Amz

I got liga on friday when i went shopping Mmmmmmmm........ tasty! my mam gives out to me for gettin em coz they'll rot my teeth.......

I was a deprived child.........
only got liga in other kids houses.........

Im noticing a pattern here..........

First of all No Liga's and no Rusks.....
Then they put me through the public school system and force me to go to the gaelteacht...........

Hmmmm.............

do i have grounds for a court case?

This looks like something that the Hague might be able to deal with.........

lamda

God no Liga is so foul.. ive never actually eaten it... but it conjures up images of soggy Liga all over kids faces.. *shiver*:eek:

polarbelly

Originally posted by lamda
God no Liga is so foul.. ive never actually eaten it... but it conjures up images of soggy Liga all over kids faces.. *shiver*:eek:

my therapist says that i need to get in touch with my inner child and she makes me put soggy liga on my face twice a week, i dont know if its helping

Amz

Well once your not in therapy to improve your ability to pick up women then it shouldnt hurt!


Not that im suggesting you need therapy for that coz of course you dont............ im just saying in general that.......yeah........im finished now.........

polarbelly

i should probably get sue to sort that out too

Amz

Well it's an idea....

Amz

Had one of those Bisc& twix things today.....

Not impressed....

But i still like biscuits particularly M&S white chocolate chip cookies....

Mmmmmmmm...........

Silverfish

Hmmm, I have to say I used to be a 'Chocolate filled with chocolate covered in chocolate with a chocolate cream' biscuit type person, but since I started the job I have now where I can buy all the biscuits anyone can eat for lo lo prices I've gone to a more Hob Nob type thing. I also like those Ritz crackers and the Biscuits for Cheese assortments.


Here, did anyone else like those Afternoon Tea chocolate biscuits with the jelly stars or was that just me??

Phantom Studio: Arrival of Ace bars, Jaffa cakes, and assorted other biscuits imminent. Apologies for the break in service.

lamda

I actually had Party Rings this week for the first time since i was about 10 and i had forgotten how good they are!! Mmmmm sugary!!!

Silverfish

Crikey Lamda, I've just had an incredible flashback there. Didn't they used to come in a fully round variety as well? I wasn't really allowed them as a kid cos I'd scoff the whole packet and be bouncing off walls for the rest of the day.

SimonMaher

Silverfish,

Yay! (Pete Reed clicks heels with joy). Yay for biscuits.

Personal preferences:
The aformentioned Jaffa Cakes (ideally McVitties Orange bit merged with Jacobs sponge).
ACE Bars
Chocolate Gems
Fox's Classic Bars
Bolands Custard Creams
McVitties American Masterpieces

Yum.

Regards,

Pete Reed
Phantom FM

Silverfish

Boland's Custard Creams????

My god, they were the only biscuits my parents bought for years and years and they are hideous. For shame.

I'm doing wee bits of market research here and McVities are winning by a mile.

'McVities......nine out of ten Phantom listeners prefer them.....and the one in ten is most likely a chumbawaba fan'

What a hook. Promotion imminent.

Cherry

Chocolate bourbons..

The name is slightly misleading as there is a noticable absence of alcohol but they're nice all the same.

lamda

Ugh no not chocolate bourbons!!!! I may call the Consumer Board for as you say they have nothing to do with bourbon and also they are a poor excuse for chocolate.. i was forced to eat them once... warped me for life!!!
And Silverfish YES! I think they did have circle ones as well as rings!! Ah the memories....

Cherry

I would say anything brown advertised as chocolate is ok in my book but that could lead to many, many unfortunate incidents.

So I'll withdraw my bourbons & submit Jammy Dodgers.

lamda

Ever look at Choc ices wrappers?? It actually says chocolate flavour coating.... im sorry but thats just too suspicious!!