I cut my hair!

Karl Hungus · 25-11-2002 7:32pm #1

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Yes, it's true... I cut my hair!

Shocking, it must seem, but it was becoming seriously unmanagable in it's guinness book of world records standard! Took nearly half an hour to brush if it wasn't kept brushed daily. Half way down my fecking back it was, you know? So, after long irritation, it's now been cut to a more sensible lenth, just below shoulder lenth.

I'm sure this'll take half the stress out of washing and brushing it now. But perhaps the ladies might find it more to their liking? You never know.

richindub2 · 25-11-2002 7:35pm

you should shave your head, get some skin tight jeans and an adidas tshirt. trés stylish!

Gordon · 25-11-2002 7:35pm

You are now clearly Carl Weathers.

Repli · 25-11-2002 7:36pm

Yes, it's true... I cut my hair!

The_Bullman · 25-11-2002 7:38pm

how can there be a poll withour some pics so we can judge you.

ykt0di9url7bc3 · 25-11-2002 7:39pm

POST A PIC NOWWWWWW!

i dont believe m8!

Karl Hungus · 25-11-2002 7:42pm

Sorry m8ies, but the poll wasn't for any serious opinion, hence no pic. I dont have a digicam, so next pics prolly wont be until the christmas beers. But I might indeed have it cut even shorter by then, as I'm heading to the Two Towers premier, and I wanna get pretty spruced up for that. Maybe another foot off it? It's about nipple-lenth at the moment.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 25-11-2002 8:35pm

you should shave your head, get some skin tight jeans and an adidas tshirt. trés stylish!

that's what I pictured when was waiting for the thread to open

po0k · 25-11-2002 9:25pm

From this:

Originally posted by AngelWhore
Half way down my fecking back it was, you know? So, after long irritation, it's now been cut to a more sensible lenth, just below shoulder lenth.

to this:

Originally posted by AngelWhore
Maybe another foot off it? It's about nipple-lenth at the moment.

Are you nipples on your collarbone?
I take it the surgery was a success....

Seraphina · 25-11-2002 10:41pm

Originally posted by SyxPak

Are you nipples on your collarbone?
I take it the surgery was a success....

LOL i actually had tears running down my face i was laughing so much. i have no idea why i found that so funny, but thank you for giving me a much needed laugh:p

Karl Hungus · 26-11-2002 12:16am

Yes, that was more of a 'Hmm... On another look it's about so long' thing there syx. Glad to cause you such amusement. But from the amount of operations I'm going to have thoughout the next year or so, I can't think of any that's going to relocate my nipples. Add more perhaps, but not moving 'em.

Calibos · 26-11-2002 12:17am

Anglewhore??

He's not that Fortysomething looney with the blonde mullet that goes to all the popstar auditions is he??

Karl Hungus · 26-11-2002 1:34am

Yes.
Yes I am.

Kambika · 26-11-2002 9:03am

Oh no, not anyother one that buts his hair. I always fall for guys with long hair and as soon as I come close to them they cut it off.... the story of my life...

Tazz T · 26-11-2002 10:14am

you do realise, Angelwhore, that by cutting 75% or your hair, you lose 75% of your metal prowness.

Really. I'm telling the truth. Honest. Seriously.

Mr.Applepie · 26-11-2002 12:28pm

Originally posted by AngelWhore
Add more perhaps, but not moving 'em.

Nah four is enough imho!

po0k · 26-11-2002 1:18pm

Originally posted by Seraphina
LOL i actually had tears running down my face i was laughing so much. i have no idea why i found that so funny, but thank you for giving me a much needed laugh:p

You're welcome

/me returns to casting funny dust over the forums á la crack dealers getting kids hooked by passing it off as posh sherbert

Originally posted by AngelWhore
Yes, that was more of a 'Hmm... On another look it's about so long' thing there syx. Glad to cause you such amusement. But from the amount of operations I'm going to have thoughout the next year or so, I can't think of any that's going to relocate my nipples. Add more perhaps, but not moving 'em.[/B]

I heartily endorse any and all increases in Ken's nipple-count, no matter where their location.

Beruthiel · 26-11-2002 1:38pm

oh noooooooooooo Ken
don't cut it any shorter!!
I can't imagine you with short hair!!!

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 26-11-2002 1:43pm

I can't imagine you with short hair!!!

neither can I, that's why I want to see it

Beruthiel · 26-11-2002 1:57pm

Originally posted by Mordeth
neither can I, that's why I want to see it

yup!
we demand a picture!!

thegills · 26-11-2002 2:17pm

Long hair on blokes below neck length is history, unless you are in a decent rock band which you're probably not. Cut it now and you'll wonder why you hadn't done it years ago. Think of all the additional time you'll have in your life, probably an hour a day, or 15 days a year.

Chicks like short hair or on some blokes, hair thats a bit long.

As regards relocating your nipples, I haven't seen a piccie but if you loose that extra few pounds they might find their natural position once again. You spend that hour each day in the gym instead of washing / combing your hair. You're not prone to a bit of goth-makeup are you??

Lemming · 26-11-2002 2:25pm

/me sighs Sadly t'would appear that its left to me and Kharn to fly the flag now ......

Originally posted by Kambika
Oh no, not anyother one that buts his hair. I always fall for guys with long hair and as soon as I come close to them they cut it off.... the story of my life...

I still have mine?

posted by thegills

Long hair on blokes below neck length is history

In your opinion m8ty. I like my hair thank you very much. And I know several other people whom like it too

BEAT · 26-11-2002 2:47pm

i want to see!
can you post a pic please

just for me

hehehe

Beruthiel · 26-11-2002 2:51pm

Originally posted by Lemming
I like my hair thank you very much. And I know several other people whom like it too

I would concur with this statement!

po0k · 26-11-2002 3:27pm

Originally posted by Lemming
/me sighs Sadly t'would appear that its left to me and Kharn to fly the flag now ......

*cough* Mord Factor *ahem*

see meh sig

Lemming · 26-11-2002 3:43pm

Originally posted by SyxPak
*cough* Mord Factor *ahem*

see meh sig

I stand corrected ........

myself, Kharn, and "other"

:D

richindub2 · 26-11-2002 6:00pm

I replied to this when it was on a different board. I feel both shocked and cheated!

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 26-11-2002 6:08pm

*other*

I like that

i was about to correct you myself, but it appears my fan club got to it first

Karl Hungus · 26-11-2002 6:56pm

Originally posted by thegills
Chicks like short hair or on some blokes, hair thats a bit long.

I know more than a few girls who'll disagree with you there, Gills. One girl I know nearly had a heart attack when I said I was going to cut it, and pleaded with me not to do it. She was happy when she saw it the other night though.

But I'm sure there's many a girl who likes short hair.
Mostly Skangers, probably.

Originally posted by thegills
As regards relocating your nipples, I haven't seen a piccie but if you loose that extra few pounds they might find their natural position once again. You spend that hour each day in the gym instead of washing / combing your hair. You're not prone to a bit of goth-makeup are you??

Hmm... I'm pretty well built, thank you.
But loosing a few pounds is already done, since I'm off the beer.
I walk plenty, and do about 2 hours in the Gym at the weekends.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 26-11-2002 7:06pm

angelwhore is one sexy mofo!

Oeneus · 26-11-2002 7:11pm

Your not the only one who's recently had the hair chopped off, Mord.

Mine is now about an inch above the shoulders.

It's growing back pretty damn fast though.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 26-11-2002 7:28pm

erm
read the thread again Oenus

Oeneus · 26-11-2002 7:35pm

Hehe, whoops! I looked at the latest posts on the frontpage and saw your name at the side. Then the first thing that came to my head was "Heh, Mordeth cut his hair off?"

Karl Hungus · 26-11-2002 7:39pm

boards.ie - striving to raise the national IQ level standard

strat · 26-11-2002 7:50pm

Karl Hungus · 26-11-2002 8:02pm

Originally posted by StrataGIST

The Sweeper · 26-11-2002 8:07pm

In response to the original post, allow me to use a particular favourite from the playground:

Big fookin whoopie do.

Mossy Monk · 26-11-2002 9:50pm

Originally posted by StrataGIST

that's brilliant

Shad0r · 27-11-2002 12:07pm

Originally posted by StrataGIST

It needed to be said.

elexes · 27-11-2002 4:27pm

er... ken ..... you feeling alright there ??? nxt ting ull b wearing blue jeans white t-shirts and gel'd back short hair !!!

so where will ur music b then !!! i demand it goes to a good home ...

Dustaz · 27-11-2002 7:14pm

Originally posted by StrataGIST

ps i had longer hair than you aw, AND i didnt need to brush it every day you big woman.

Karl Hungus · 28-11-2002 7:41pm

I doubt you did Dusty, quite frankly if you didn't take care of it, you'd have a mop like a hobo... You smelly wino, you.

po0k · 28-11-2002 9:21pm

In fairness tbh tbh

Mr.Applepie · 28-11-2002 10:11pm

Originally posted by ol' man Dustaz
ps i had longer hair than you aw

You still have your hair?

Seraphina · 28-11-2002 10:35pm

awww angelwhore, out of 35 people who voted not one person thinks its 'dead secksie' as you put it yourself...
sorry, the public has spoken:p

Lemming · 28-11-2002 10:39pm

Originally posted by Seraphina
awww angelwhore, out of 35 people who voted not one person thinks its 'dead secksie' as you put it yourself...
sorry, the public has spoken:p

HA-HA!!!! Long hair wins the vote!! (I think)

I 0wn3Z you all

Seraphina · 28-11-2002 10:53pm

i dont think the vote was about long hair.... was it

Lemming · 28-11-2002 11:01pm

Originally posted by Seraphina
i dont think the vote was about long hair.... was it

Well, not per-se.

But y'see, the public voted that AngelWhore's cutting of his hair didn't result in seckseh-ness, therefore longer hair was better

Therefore I RuleZ.

Wh00t

Oeneus · 28-11-2002 11:12pm

Did we actually get to see what he looked like with shorter hair?

I can confirm that I've gotten more female attention after cutting my hair!

Dustaz · 29-11-2002 2:45am

Originally posted by AngelWhore
I doubt you did Dusty, quite frankly if you didn't take care of it, you'd have a mop like a hobo... You smelly wino, you.

I have pictures. Including the emabarassing 'Interim' crap poochie cut that everyone gets when they first cut thier long hair. You are headed for this, prepare yourself.

Karl Hungus · 29-11-2002 7:21pm

Please post them then Dusty, I'd love to see.

You'll have to excuse my skepticism though, as it's something I've heard quite a lot from random people who make bogus claims. This guy I know was telling me how he had hair longer than mine, that it was down to his arse, but as it turned out, when I was over his flat, with his room-mate, was that all he ever had was a curly peice of half-mullet down to his shoulders. It was never even half the lenth of mine.

So I'm always dubious about people like that. It's either that, or they say 'Oh yeah, I was into all that music when I was young... All that Megadeth stuff, yeah.' :rolleyes: Actualy, WWMan comes to mind, at the beers god knows how long ago... It was in McTurkles, anyway. But the point is, he came up to me telling me he listened to all these death metal bands back in the day. The ironic thing was that he told me Paradise Lost were the only band out of the lot he still listened to, that being ironic as they were the only band he named that I even had a single album of.

But of course, I'd love to see you prove me wrong here.
Post yer pics!

I cut my hair!

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