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Space Coyote

Some more blonde jokes, hey no offence...

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave to her.

Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Space Coyote

and finally ...

Why are blonde jokes always one-liners?

So that men can remember them!

Cheez

whats the difference between a giraffe and a bulldozer?

ones got hidraulics and the others got high ballix!

whats green and brown and gooey lookin?

a fresh snoh

strat

Originally posted by beserker
what do you call a three-legged donkey? ....wonky!

theres more ....

What do you call a three-legged donkey?
A Wonky Donkey

What do you call a three-legged, one eyed donkey?
A winky wonkey donkey

What do you call a three-legged, one eyed donkey who likes country music?
A winky wonkey honkey tonkey donkey

and finally

What do you call a three-legged, one eyed donkey who likes country music and stars in Teletubbies?
A tinky winky wonkey honkey tonkey donkey

STaN

most r great

ne more?