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The frog

Chinafoot · 2002-09-10 09:23:06

A man arrives home from a trip to the Amazon. When he gets back to his house he pulls a small box out of his suitcase and hands it to his wife. The wife opens the box to see a large frog staring up at her. "Whats this?" asks the puzzled wife. "That, dear, is a cócksucking Amazonian" replies the husband. "What am i supposed…

10-09-2002 10:23AM

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A man arrives home from a trip to the Amazon. When he gets back to his house he pulls a small box out of his suitcase and hands it to his wife. The wife opens the box to see a large frog staring up at her.
"Whats this?" asks the puzzled wife.
"That, dear, is a cócksucking Amazonian" replies the husband.
"What am i supposed to do with this!?" she says, even more confused.
The husband smiles and says...........................

..............."Teach it to cook and then fúck off"

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