my rein of terror is over

Derek_S

i've handed in my notice in work coz i'm a disgrace to the company i work for coz my eyebrow is pierced damn i rule

tman

pretty stupid reason to quit, everywhere else you work will prob have the same attitude to you

Helix

whats your job derek?

Derek_S

tman i sense the geek is strong in you(and i have another job where i can have it so na na na na na)

i'm a pimp(office work,don't work with the public) ,i got a lecture of some bag sreaming at me even though it was okay to have it in first once i put a plaster over it and i said i'll take it out when it heals and it was all sorted and it was all settled then she dragged me into an office today start screaming and i was told i'm a disgrace to the company i've let everyone down and that i should consider my position with the company all coz my eyebrow is piecred.damn discrimination



and theres nothing in the dress code about having your eyebrow pierced

ps i rule

Ste-

derek go to your union about it
then maybe the papers
let the public know


DEREK RULES ????


i can see the headlines

allan f

tahst aload of ****e i tells ya!!!!

tell her to **** off derek!!!!

tell her also that its the cobra way!!

Derek_S

i already had a go at the cow american companys suck they do what they want

Im_Not_Here

Hmmmmm the only time i can understand employers taking a stong stand regarding something like an eyebrow piercing is if the employee is dealing with the public face to face.....

otherwise why the hell does it really matter?!


But anyway Derek.... uve hated the place for ages so its probably given u the kick up the arse uve needed to get out and try to get something better!

Derek_S

testify caz

Dj Mark K

Word

Derek_S

nuff respect

Chucky the tree

i hipe ur gonna urinate all over her desk o nthe last day

DeeJ

my american company is nice they said my lip ring/tongue stud/belly ring/tattoo is cute!!

thats probably cos im only doing relief work for a week though, i bet theyre secretly planning my assassination

DeeJ

derek, you rule- dont let no institution ruin your devil-may-care attitude and will o' the wisp ways

keep on rockin in the free world

Derek_S

if only someone could tame you dee

DeeJ

lord no, i play by my own rules

Derek_S

so when ya back in college?

Ste-

Originally posted by DeeJ
lip ring/tongue stud/belly ring/tattoo

your a dman hippy

DeeJ

actually i prefer the term "new age treehugger" thank you very much


peace out man save the whales

Ste-

Originally posted by DeeJ
actually i prefer the term "new age treehugger" thank you very much
peace out man save the whales

can i interest you in some fine tye dye t~shirts ?

or how about some whacky tobacky ??

Derek_S

damn your tree hugging ways and as for that green peace boat on the quays oh i'm all riled up

DeeJ

shut your cake hole

actually i do look like a hippy ive my hair all in plaits and dreamcatcher earrings and a rasta head band and my lip pierced


good lord im a freak somebody call a doctor

Ste-

mr. burns I thought i told you to stop licking my windows ?

barney Well i woke up this morning and i sed im not gonna lick his windows but.................

DeeJ

never a truer word spoken

you have enriched my day no end

Derek_S

the cobras don't take kindly to hippys

Ste-

the names power

max power


p.s. what was the name of the tree hugger lisa liked ??


this log is our log this log is your log etc etc....

DeeJ

Originally posted by Derek_S
the cobras don't take kindly to hippys

oh derek i thought you off all people would get it. its a diguise - ye see im going on a "save the daisies" march with them next week - but little they know i have organised a Traffic Cone
To The Groin Extravaganza - those shower hating whale shaggers will never be able to procreate and spawn any more dreadlocked losers mwa ha hahahahaha

Derek_S

i know baby those hippys won't be to groovey then

DeeJ

ha ha indeed Mr S, you might even say they'll be "far out" of their minds with the pain mwa ha ha

Derek_S

have you got a stash of cones?

DeeJ

yep theyre in the old cobra layer behing old man gilligans deserted car lot

Derek_S

i see then it's clobbering time

DeeJ

clobbering time it is



ha ha those new age space cadets wont know what hit em

Derek_S

get me my doorknobs

DeeJ

il get right on that


remember to watch out for surprise brooming ambushes, theyre a fiesty bunch

Derek_S

there was to many of them my 2x4 could only bust so much head get me a shady doctor at once

DeeJ

well Dr. Corlioni is away on 'holidays' but he shoud be back in 15 to 20

Derek_S

looks like i have to bleed to death like a man

DeeJ

or a cat thats been ru nover and has to bleed to death

Derek_S

always with the cats

DeeJ

yes well the apple doesnt fall far from the tree

Derek_S

oh your so learned dee

DeeJ

its learnd deredk, learnd

Derek_S

okay pepsi

DeeJ

dont you dismiss me like that

Derek_S

what no toilet roll?

this sir is a fish mongers

DeeJ

i bid you adieu

Derek_S

so nice weather eh