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Ugly Footballers

  • 01-09-2002 2:25pm
    #1
    Pigman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭


    Found this site when looking for a site that had jokes about Bobby Charltons old 'haircut'

    http://www.uglyfootballers.com/

    Denis Irwin is the only player born in ROI to get an honourable mention (but he's from cork so that was to be expected!).

    Oh, what a handsome race of people we are! :)


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  • #2
    TwoShedsJackson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,438 ✭✭✭TwoShedsJackson


    Kinda surprising that Ronaldinho didn't make the 2002 WC XI :)

    As for no Martin Keown in the England XI, that's just silly - Keown's as ugly as it gets.


  • #3
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Check out this -

    http://www.uglyfootballers.com/rogues/ugly_injuries/ugly_injuries2.html

    Terry Butcher by name...:D

    Mike.


  • #4
    cheeky_monkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 91 ✭✭cheeky_monkey


    As for no Martin Keown in the England XI, that's just silly - Keown's as ugly as it gets
    He was the first person to come into my head when I saw the thread title - he's a mutant! ;)

    Remember the United Uglies email with Luke Chadwick? That was classic. Colin hendry's a mug also. :)


  • #5
    Robbo
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,581 Mod ✭✭✭✭Robbo


    I remember a fanzine that was on sale in Easons a number of years ago called "The Onion Bag". They used to run a "Soccer Sex Gods" section featuring such beauties as Iain Dowie and Graham Kelly.

    Anyone else ever read this?


  • #6
    PiE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭PiE


    Luke Chadwick off Man U should win, he's the most wretched thing ever.

    Those pics there dont do his ugliness justice.


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  • #7
    Pepe LeFrits
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 15,001 ✭✭✭✭Pepe LeFrits


    hehe, great site.

    Savage from Birmingham really should be there tho.


  • #8
    Hairy Homer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,018 ✭✭✭Hairy Homer


    Am I the only one struck by the irony of a poster called Pigman looking down his snout at footballers who are less than Adonis like in their countenance?

    Have a look at the Beauty and the Beast page on that site and see the sort of babes these super fit, athletic, high-stamina and let's not forget filthy rich guys get to sleep with. (What doo they see in them?)

    I bet Martin Keown's got a sorer knob than any poster here, and not from being elbowed by Roy Keane either.


  • #9
    Thanx 4 The Fish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,399 ✭✭✭✭Thanx 4 The Fish


    Noted Absence of Lee Carsley there too.


  • #10
    Pigman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭Pigman


    Originally posted by Hairy Homer
    Am I the only one struck by the irony of a poster called Pigman looking down his snout at footballers who are less than Adonis like in their countenance?


    Yes Homer you are totally alone in your amazingly astute observation.


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