What are ye??

jimcmgee

Just to get an idea

excuse if its been done before

Practical

Straight 100%

phreak

i'm straight 100%

is this about that board you requested?

heres some advice, all the gay talk you could possibly want is on #fortress.ie

Hobnail Monkey

Wasn't sure whether I was 100% Str8 or not until I had to resist the advances of a guy in my own bedroom. Since then, I'm very very sure. Someone said they're gay though, who was that?

Shinji

You know, I reckon anyone who feels the need to post here going "grr argh I'm 100% straight me check out the hairs on my chest and the manliness I exude!" has sucked at least half a dozen other men off while drunk.

Or perhaps while sober?

Either way, it's those with most to hide who bluster most

logic1

Originally posted by Hobnail Monkey
Wasn't sure whether I was 100% Str8 or not until I had to resist the advances of a guy in my own bedroom.

You shouldn't resist, it only hurts for the first minute or two.

.logic.

Mercury_Tilt

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Hobnail Monkey

No way logic1, he was an ugly fcuker so I could've never went through with it. Not the first time though, in my life I've had 3 guys come onto me so far. Mind you, two out of the 3 were nice about it, the 3rd guy (the one in my bedroom) was a guy I knew through a friend. After a few of us had gotten pissed in my gaff, he uttered the immortal line "Do you want to fool around" to me in my bedroom. That sentence will be burned onto my brain for the rest of my life.
He has a girlfriend now, ironically enough!

JustHalf

Perhaps he was bisexual or trying to piss you off for the laugh.

Hobnail Monkey

Bi-sexual......would make sense I guess!
Definitely not a wind-up though, everyone else had gone home at this stage. I can take a joke, but this was just plain annoying.

bombidol

DAMMIT No Lesbians!!!:mad:

Hobnail Monkey

I guess you could classify all the 100% straight guys in here as being bona fide Lesbians, Bombidol. In a roundabout way, it makes sense. Only one thing, would you want to see 2 of these lesbians going at it, eh???
No, me neither!!!!

STaN

lol Hobnail Monkey

OLDYELLAR

100 % straight meesta

STaN

Originally posted by Hobnail Monkey
Someone said they're gay though, who was that?

/me wonders what u thought the outcome was going to be like.

0 gay, every1 straight?

glass onion

Why on earth was Bisexual not one of the options?

I am Bisexual with a Hetero leaning.

I am a bloke who has been with other blokes, but prefer to be with girls...

So none of the "categories" suited me...so I didn't vote

jimcmgee

it was ment to be, sorry (i knew i left something out, but i cant edit it after i post ;/ )

Hobnail Monkey

I think you should vote for 'Unsure' because personally speaking, I think that Bi-Sexual people are only kidding themselves.

Thanx 4 The Fish

Straight as a die

glass onion

Originally posted by Hobnail Monkey
I think you should vote for 'Unsure' because personally speaking, I think that Bi-Sexual people are only kidding themselves.

And what exactly would you know about me, you don't know me, so please don't pass judgement on a subject you obviously know so little about.

Yes, I was unsure in the past, but not anymore, I know what I like and want from life, and I am kidding nobody.

Shinji

Bisexuality: Because ruling out 50% of the human race is just denying yourself chances, really.

Pepe LeFrits

Too right Robert, now send the Millenator home!

Hobnail Monkey

Jesus, take a chill pill Glass Onion, I wasn't targeting you in particular, fer cripes sake. If you feel so strongly about this subject, then ask one of the Mods to move it to Personal Issues then.
But I really dislike people who say "you don't know me" and the likes. Deep rooted paranoia, I reckon.
And if you reckon I don't know much on the subject of my sexuality, then try reading the full thread then. I've resisted offers from men in the past because of a conscious decision to protect my sexuality as a heterosexual male. Just because you're partially bi, doesn't mean you automatically know more on the subject than me or anyone else here.

WhiteWashMan

i like to rotate my sexuality every month.

this month i am mostly shagging homeless men.

havok*

100% straight

Originally posted by Hobnail Monkey
I guess you could classify all the 100% straight guys in here as being bona fide Lesbians, Bombidol. In a roundabout way, it makes sense. Only one thing, would you want to see 2 of these lesbians going at it, eh???
No, me neither!!!!

I think i'd quite like to see 2 lesbians go @ it tbh...

jimcmgee

still early days but a ratio of 30:7 is v high, i fink we need more voters

swiss

Straight as a roundabout.

TacT

Can we have a Heterosexual board too pls :rolleyes:

STaN

suggest it then anni see how it goes down, next youll want hetrosexual societies in colleges .. theres no point

po0k

if a guy will happily let a girl suck him off yet cringe at the idea of going down on her he should be shot.

Anal sex is a great contraceptive.
It's only one small step from that to full-blown homosexuality...


And they have such wonderful toys on the market these days, gender is no longer a factor in which bits fit....

[/blather]

Caesar_Bojangle

I am a Hybrid Transexual, i consist of a penis which can only be described as a retractable gatling gun. I am the Irish governments classified millennium universal soldier, i can switch gender in a matter of a nanosecond.

Mossy Monk

as straight as straight can be. i am only interested in the ladies

Caesar_Bojangle

Originally posted by WhiteWashMan
i like to rotate my sexuality every month.

this month i am mostly shagging homeless men.

Deserves post of the month

BuffyBot

Straight as an extremely bendy banana :P

STaN

Originally posted by BuffyBot
Straight as an extremely bendy banana :P

rofl

Originally posted by Shinji
You know, I reckon anyone who feels the need to post here going "grr argh I'm 100% straight me check out the hairs on my chest and the manliness I exude!" has sucked at least half a dozen other men off while drunk.

How did I know you'd say this. It was at the back of my mind and I bet myself a tenner that you'd have said it .


I know I'm pretty much 100% straight, having to restrain a guy from licking my cheek and biting my neck . He had deon this to some1 else. *sigh*

leeroybrown

Straight!

RopeDrink

Straight, a ladies man if you will (And I don't mean I dress upin nighties and skirts )
Would I be right in saying that the majority of gay people turn out to be sounder than heterosexuals!?


As for encounters, a gay bloke I worked with came onto me once years ago, and where I work now there is a gay manager (Supervisor - Not sure)
The manager bloke is dead on and, immediately after the other bloke came onto me he slept with one of the girls from work.

Sexual preference is one daunting subject 0_o

The Gopher

Straight-even though the Oz prison bitch name generator thinks Ill be called Herr Homo in jail.:D

DapperGent

Straight. I wish I was bi-sexual. Double the potential sexual partners would be nice plus I reckon men would probably be better at blowjobs.

mike65

Originally posted by Mossy Monk
as straight as straight can be. i am only interested in the ladies

Should'nt that be ladiezzze a la Swizz Tony.

what was the question again? oh yeah Straight until a better
offer comes along...

Mike

www.futuremusiccorp.net

The Gopher

Ive been looking at the results-14% of the members here drop anchor in shi*e harbour?Methinks some people are voting for the laugh:D And whos the one transexual who voted?:D I voted straight as its my primary preference but im partial to beastilaity on those lonely nights on a country farm.

RopeDrink

To be quite blunt, I couldn't give a **** who's what and what's who.

Whatever your sexual preference, fair play to you.
It's no-ones business, other than your own.
As I said, there is an openly gay bloke in the place I work in and he's dead on, I went out with a bisexual before (A lady that is, incase someone wanted to sneak a comment in), and have been a shoulder to cry on for people who are very confused in that manner... And then, when I think of it all, they are all the damn same in many ways (Bar sexuality). It's only a problem when you throw homophobes and the likes into the mix.

Im just suprised to see that some arsehole hasn't come along and flamed this thread yet. The only negative comment I have here is my dislike for the "Poncey" [spelling] members of the gay community, you know the ones, all floppy wristed, high pitched, girly walking ****s that go around acting all feminine and talk like they have had an entire country up their ass...

STaN

afaik this is a post for people to see actually how the community shapes up... but is seems to show the narrowmindedness of certain people...

btw this is was created to show that theres not 0 gay people on the board (which is what the poster 2 posts up seems to have expected)

Btw the sqweely feminine types are annoying sometimes

Caesar_Bojangle

And whos the one transexual who voted?

Twould be me, as i mentioned before i am a Hybrid Transexual.

The Gopher

Originally posted by RopeDrink
As I said, there is an openly gay bloke in the place I work in and he's dead on, I went out with a bisexual before (A lady that is, incase someone wanted to sneak a comment in),

You went out with a bisexual woman?Dude,there are men who would KILL for that chance
"Ah jaysus Ive had a long day.Im too knackered to shag-get your friend to come round so i can watch."
Heaven:D
As for the 14% methinks honestly its a couple of messers mostly.I mean think-of all the people you know how many are gay?Hardly 14% is it?More like 1.4%!My school had about 600 boys-about of 5 of them were known funboys.Of them all but one was effeminate-I couldnt believe it when I heard about the one I didnt suspect:eek: :eek: Now if we assume that there are another 5 guys keeping it secret 10 out of 600 is hardly a huge figure.Less than 2%.

STaN

then get more people to vote and see what happens. I know a guy in a course (wont name the college) and 80% of his male classmates r gay, ive heard the same elsewhere.

The estimated number is about 10%, get this poll to get over 1000 votes and im sure something like that would come out (excuse the pun)

Btw there doesnt seem to be much evidence for this kind of false voting, theres no reason to

The Gopher

Originally posted by Dave|STaN
then get more people to vote and see what happens. I know a guy in a course (wont name the college) and 80% of his male classmates r gay, ive heard the same elsewhere.

Thats either a lie or its a hairdressing/fashion design/art college/Maynooth seminary.You dont really expect anybody to believe that statement do you?(well,UCD students would readily believe it about Trinity students:D Ive read the student mag from UCD as my cousins there and its hilarious!:D TCD students are all inbred gays according to some articles)But dismissing partisan beliefs between colleges that statement of yours is obviously just a plain lie.As for false voting if we have hybrid transexuals on the board Im sure we have Beavis and Butthead style"Ha ha lets vote gay huh hiuh cool"users here.
Anyway im not trying to start a flame war and thats where this is heading..........

STaN

agreed but i swear its not a lie, im sure its some freak coincidence (cant spell) though, but i assure u its not a lie

cartman

i wanna be lesbian but im a guy:(

DapperGent

Originally posted by The Gopher
Ive read the student mag from UCD as my cousins there and its hilarious!:D TCD students are all inbred gays according to some articles

You know all the time I was in college Trinity mags never mentioned UCD once at all...

As for the proportions someone else mentioned 10% as the general population figure and from what I've read that is pretty accurate. So that means roughly 60 guys in your school are gay Gopher, does that make you horny?