Thank God im not a Cluchie...

WhiteWashMan

Hi,
My name is Eamonn, and I've been a troll now for about 3 years......

SWEET!

Quigs Snr

Theres no cluchies round here mate. Loadsa bleedin culchies though.

bombidol

Muck savages
mulla's
hillbilly's
john boy's

what else are they known as?

MDR

I get down on my knees every morning and thank the lord that I amn't one ....

Beruthiel

Thank God im not a Cluchie...

care to elaborate on that one Eamon aka WWM???

Beruthiel

You know, I really shouldn't encourage this sorta thing, seeing as I'm a culchie (and proud of it!!) living in Dublin for over 10 years now!

He lives in a house, a very big house, he's a culchie
Puts cabbage on his bread, has a big mutton head, he's a culchie.
He doesn't pay tax, he wears dirty kaks, he's a culchie.
He's ugly and smelly with a big flabby belly, he's a culchie.

WhiteWashMan

Originally posted by Beruthiel
Thank God im not a Cluchie...

care to elaborate on that one Eamon aka WWM???

yeah, a cluchie.
someone from cluchtown.

why are you all putting down our beloved country brethren?

The Sweeper

/me wonders if eamo's having a dyslexic moment with 'cluchie' or if he really means to spell 'culchie' and 'cluchie' and he's just trolling...

And if you're claiming not to be a culchie, I have to say I can't think of anywhere more deserving of the title 'the arsehole of nowhere' than the Australian Outback... *cough*

MDR

why are you all putting down our beloved country brethren?

beloved?????

Beruthiel

Originally posted by WhiteWashMan
why are you all putting down our beloved country brethren?

why.. people always try to put down what their scared of!!

zAbbo

Calling everyone from rural areas a culchie is the same as me saying that all dubs are skangers.

The dub posters here on boards go up in arms when they`re called knackers/skangers etc., yet they deem it ok to call non city folk culchies.

Ah well.

Can we come up with a boards collective term for the skangers/tramps/knackers/in bred of society(tm )

I propose calling them white wash men

eg: Thiose dirty white wash men baxtards planted a seed in my dogs belly.

those dirty white wash men baxtards robbed a 80yr old granny for €5

etc etc etc.

post your collective term here(tm )

WhiteWashMan

Originally posted by Minesajackdaniels
/me wonders if eamo's having a dyslexic moment with 'cluchie' or if he really means to spell 'culchie' and 'cluchie' and he's just trolling...

And if you're claiming not to be a culchie, I have to say I can't think of anywhere more deserving of the title 'the arsehole of nowhere' than the Australian Outback... *cough*

one word




mmmmmmRAY

thedrowner

to me, culchie's are people who are from the republic of ireland but not from dublin

i thought people from dublin were called jacquine's (or somehting to that spelling effect...) coz when u say scanger i just see someone clad from head to toe in sports gear/tracksuits and with a lot of gold jewellery, and maybe a paco jumper for the female's, and dublin has far more to offer than that.

yes, we have rugger buggers....usually found on the south side wearing o neill's tracksuit bottoms and a rugby shirt, and maybe a body warmer, although i dont think they wear the body warmers anymore

Jim

Also known as gob****es, farmers, smelly ****s and boggars!

I tend to stay in dublin as much as possible, country folk scare the **** out of me, cant understand a feckin word there sayin :eek:

Winters

he, he. Jim you hate it when i even talk like a cluchie ... loike.

I tend not to leave dublin for the country unless I
a) Have to or b) Need to (very rare)

mostly becouse of the following reasons: Lack of computers in the boglands. Fresh air scares me.

Culchie Boy

Thank God im not a Cluchie...

Hey why not come down to the farm and try out the culchie life for a while i'm sure you would like it. getting up at 6.30am to feed the cattle. at 7 you could give the sheep a bale of hay. ..................... and so on

No seriously arent alot of people living in dublin from the country and then they call us culchies dosent make sense does it !

Regards Culchie Boy.

Winters

I knew you would have something to say there :rolleyes:

corkey

Can anyone here say that there a true blue, Look back at your family and see where they are from ? you will be found lacking

Quigs Snr

Yeah I was in Dublin 8 years and found in that time pretty much a 50% split between true blues and 'mongerels'.

Dustaz

Originally posted by corkey
Can anyone here say that there a true blue, Look back at your family and see where they are from ? you will be found lacking

Note: You must be 3 generations between the canals to be considered a true blue.
I dont count:/

corkey

even they are blow ins go back further

MDR

Or you could take James Joyces view on it, he said if you weren't born between the River Liffey and the Five Lamps you aren't a Dub.

Or you could take the MDR view on it, 3 generations on boths sides within what is considered to be city at the time of each generation.

pika

All generations off my family on both sides date back to Dublin So There fore I am a true dub and to stick up for those "Culchies" I think they have a much better social life in the country look at Galway or Kilkenny ya have a great larf there on the pish. In dublin you just get mugged by some heroin addict or a asylum seeker (speaking from experience) 'nuff with the culchie bashin they pay less for their clothes and foods cos their shops dont have to add on the hig prices for shop rent in Dublin, Their taxis are a 5 even though its 20 miles from the town to the gaff. And they could buy 3 houses a Frigging Range Rover and a couple of sheep for the price you pay for a decent gaff in dublin. So Shut up we're the fools been charged through the b.o.l.l.o.x for everything. Even the beer is about 40c a pint dearer in dublin.:mad:

MDR

<rant> The rest of the country is laughing at us, point at us and saying thank jasus we don't live there. Pika is dead right, the question is are you prepare to FIGHT for what you deserve or are you going to move down the country or out of the country. Quality of Life is Dublin isn't great for the new generation, no one will argue with that.

I don't mince words, you have a decent job but you can't afford to live, you can't afford to eat, you can't afford to socialise, you sit in traffic all day, your a professional but your pinching pennies more than you know you should.

Now other parts of the county are great at having their voices heard, just look at the anti-incenerator protests, anti-refugee sentiments, farmer lobby etc, but what do Dubliners Deserve ?

What has the sweat of you brow, your fathers brow, your brothers brow bought you ? Time to fight back for Dublin, the rest of the county are well capable of lookin after themselves, its about time for some self interest.

Think of the next generation of children growing up in the city now, what future is your work buying them ? </rant>

thedrowner

although i think i qualify as a northsider now too
that'd be an interesting poll :the northside versus the southside.....;););)

cournioni

Anyone here interested in buying a ton of raw silage and a Landini 175?

The Sweeper

Originally posted by WhiteWashMan



one word




mmmmmmRAY

I'd rather come from MMMRRRRAAAAAYYYYYY than the world's biggest open air penitentiary.

And I have two words for you.

Steve. Irwin.

WhiteWashMan

Originally posted by Minesajackdaniels


I'd rather come from MMMRRRRAAAAAYYYYYY than the world's biggest open air penitentiary.

And I have two words for you.

Steve. Irwin.

i didnt know the council had called steve irwin in to clean up all the reptiles in mmmmmray.
god, some of those women are fúcking ugly.

they must have the worlds largest ugly tree there.

amp

I like the way Dublin smells. The hops or something. And I only ever notice it when I've been away for a while.

The Sweeper

Originally posted by WhiteWashMan


i didnt know the council had called steve irwin in to clean up all the reptiles in mmmmmray.
god, some of those women are fúcking ugly.

they must have the worlds largest ugly tree there.

Indeed, Bray is full of two-headed scale-ridden fork-tongued slit-eyed man-eaters. It's the home of the world's second-largest ugly tree, to clarify the point. (Meath's the home of the largest one.) Its denizens eat their young. Raw. Without salt. The average woman's clothing size is around a 20+. Judging by the appearance of the men, all of the tattoo parlour owners are dyslexic and love their mothers. Bray is a kip, a hovel, a hole, a place where burnt out cars go to die.

And you're dating someone who comes from there.

Although I suppose anything's a step up from a sheep, outback boy...

strat

fecking img tags

WhiteWashMan

Originally posted by Minesajackdaniels


Indeed, Bray is full of two-headed scale-ridden fork-tongued slit-eyed man-eaters. It's the home of the world's second-largest ugly tree, to clarify the point. (Meath's the home of the largest one.) Its denizens eat their young. Raw. Without salt. The average woman's clothing size is around a 20+. Judging by the appearance of the men, all of the tattoo parlour owners are dyslexic and love their mothers. Bray is a kip, a hovel, a hole, a place where burnt out cars go to die.

And you're dating someone who comes from there.

Although I suppose anything's a step up from a sheep, outback boy...

its true, you can take the girl out of the country.......

The Sweeper

to quote you:

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

amp

Originally posted by StrataGIST
fecking img tags

Don't think it's a troll, so much as off-topic romantic sweet nothing type stuff. Best just to let them get on with it

WhiteWashMan

Originally posted by Minesajackdaniels
to quote you:

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

sorry,
you must have heard that the last time i had a conversation with you and i fell asleep......

MDR

Don't think it's a troll, so much as off-topic romantic sweet nothing type stuff. Best just to let them get on with it

if you replaced the club for a tractor, it could almost be a bogman ...

The Sweeper

Originally posted by WhiteWashMan


sorry,
you must have heard that the last time i had a conversation with you and i fell asleep......

...we've had a conversation?

WhiteWashMan

Originally posted by Minesajackdaniels


...we've had a conversation?

yes.
well no.
the wall didnt say much.
you said a few thigns but they were less intelligent than the wall.
it was a blue wall.
i might go out to dinner with it sometime.

it was able to tell a joke

Dustaz

GET A ROOM

thedrowner

Originally posted by Beruthiel
You know, I really shouldn't encourage this sorta thing, seeing as I'm a culchie (and proud of it!!) living in Dublin for over 10 years now!

He lives in a house, a very big house, he's a culchie
Puts cabbage on his bread, has a big mutton head, he's a culchie.
He doesn't pay tax, he wears dirty kaks, he's a culchie.
He's ugly and smelly with a big flabby belly, he's a culchie.

and seeing as im a true dub i possibly shouldnt encourage this but:

He lives in a flat, a very small flat, he's a jackeen
Takes all manner of pills, nicks cash from tills, he's a jackeen.
He doesn't do a thing, he wears a sovereign ring, he's a jackeen.
His sister is worse, she keeps spare knickers in her purse, she's a
jackeen."

CuLT

rofl thedrowner pld
, im a true dub too, even my surname is from dublin as opposed to being just generally irish.

thedrowner

rofl thedrowner pld

erm...... i know you talking to me, but i dont know what it is you're saying, he he!!!!
im really bad at comp lingo....or are they just typo's that threaten to bring my reign as queen of the typo's to an end?

Hobnail Monkey

I think being a culchie is more a state of mind than to do with where you live. I'm from a deliverance-style backwater in county meath, but I certainly don't feel like a culchie, despite the fact that I'm tripping over them most of the time. A lot of them are only too happy to accept this moniker though, and if they do, fair fecks to them because I'm not gonna.
So, each morning, in county meath, I too kiss the floor and thank all the gods that I am not a culchie either.

Jaden

But you are a culchie, deal with it. Bleedin' Royals.

I always laugh when one set of muck savages call another bunch of Bog Warriors "Culchies", pot and the ****ing kettle as far as I'm concerned.

And remember, just because you had to drag yourself out of the Bog Of Allen to go to Dublin to get a Job, doesn't mean you can be one of us. Living in our glorious capital doesn't make you a Dub, any more than sitting in a garage makes you a mechanic.

The rest of the country can be viewed as nothing more than a drain on the resources of Dublin. Culchies bedamned.

MDR

its offical, Jaden is my god ...

Hobnail Monkey

It would kill me to accept the fact that I am a bog-hopper. Compared to some of the slackjawed yokels back home, I am deffo nothing like them. reasons being;
- My trousers do actually fit me and are not 15 times too big
- My clothing is clean
- I prefer to pronounce words rather than slur them
- I don't own a tractor, nor a landrover
- my name is John, not paudie or seamus or micky or some foreigner-confusing variation of the above
- I rather use words like f.u.c.k than statements like "ya oul' boll-yucks ya"
- I don't ask people "hows she cuttin'?"
- I don't wear a cap
- I know where Abbey Street and Grafton Street are in Dublin (you would be surprised at the amount of real culchies who don't)
- I can tell the difference between a french and german accent
- I don't shout at tourists because I think they don't understand me (unlike a lot of people in meath)

amongst other things.

thedrowner

but were u born in dublin?

Hobnail Monkey

Not born there, nope. Work 5 days a week there though, if that counts. But I don't want to be a jackeen either...I just wanna be unlabelled

thedrowner

not born in dub eh? definately a culchie then!!!

Jaden

Nothing worse than a muck savage who won't accept his place in the food chain.

I say unto thee:

"Back to the bog with thee, foul culchie".

Further more, I don't want your welly wearing kind reading this hallowed board. Read the Meath one FFS, have SOME loyalty to your place of origin, even if it is a kip.

That goes for the rest of you mullahs too.

P.S.

Eamo, yer not even Irish, much less a Dub, sod off and cook my sock, you Bleach headed rugby top wearing, Q2 playing muppet.

cournioni

Originally posted by Hobnail Monkey
It would kill me to accept the fact that I am a bog-hopper. Compared to some of the slackjawed yokels back home, I am deffo nothing like them. reasons being;
- My trousers do actually fit me and are not 15 times too big
- My clothing is clean
- I prefer to pronounce words rather than slur them
- I don't own a tractor, nor a landrover
- my name is John, not paudie or seamus or micky or some foreigner-confusing variation of the above
- I rather use words like f.u.c.k than statements like "ya oul' boll-yucks ya"
- I don't ask people "hows she cuttin'?"
- I don't wear a cap
- I know where Abbey Street and Grafton Street are in Dublin (you would be surprised at the amount of real culchies who don't)
- I can tell the difference between a french and german accent
- I don't shout at tourists because I think they don't understand me (unlike a lot of people in meath)

amongst other things.

I am the same, but I couldn't give a shít if a Dub called me a bogger I'd just call em a jackine or skanger or whatever. Most people in civilised Cavan (the people who live in towns or the twons surrounding area) are nothing close to being farmers even though they're labelled as farmers. I hate farmers. The farmers from Cavan are usually the ones living in parishes like Killinkere or Knockbride and are the REAL muck savages. Call me what you want, just remember what you are before labelling me.