what's your type?

shep the malevolent pixie

okay, i'm bored to tears so i'm startin a vegetable thread.:p what kind of guys/girls would you normally like/go out with/lust over? just a vague idea/description (i can't believe i've just started this).

first of all, PERSONALITY. gotta have a good one.
lookswise i likes brown/blue eyes
darkish/lightish hair
kinda thin but well built (jeezus, i keep contradicting myself)
and i kinda like black clothes but that's just coz i like blackness.

this isn't particularly typical, i go for lots of different kinds of guys, i'm just generalizing for the purpose of this incredibly stupid (but entertaining) thread that i've just begun.
sHep :cool:

Green Hand Guy

You can't go wrong with dark hair. Always a good quality. Also personality wise a touch of insanity is a plus. Serious girls just aren't that much fun.

claire h

Woo! Pointless thread!

Hmmm... preferably human, for a start, although attractive aliens are acceptable.

The usual stuff: sense of humour, sensitivity and/or compassion in some form, ability to be articulate and creative, mild insanity.

Physically: strokable hair (dark or bleached blonde), great smile, dark clothes (more so in girls than guys), a good voice (the type you wish would do books on tape or something), lickable necks.

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

It all depends really, there are loads of things that are attractive about people and it all depends on the person in question really. One thing might look sex on wheels on one person but look incredibly wrong on another. It's hard to describe, personality is a must though. Personalities are still variable though, I like lots of personalities. It's too hard!

Barry Aldwell

I have dark hair and am insane. So how come I don't have to fend girls off with pointy sticks? Explain that away Conor.

Also, I'm human and am quite sensitive and compassionate while not high on caffeine/rage/hate. Other than that, I got nothin'. Looks like I don't need thespark.com to tell me I'm not dateable.

imp

Well generally my type is the totally unatainable.

Hrm... that's a dilly of a pickle, eh?

That usually entails a girl who is smart, funny, kind and loving, mature but not too serious. And preferably good-looking too, tho the others are more important to me.

Looks-wise I generally look for nice eyes above anything else, but generally a nice face too.

}:>

Crash

my type is actually fairly simple.

A good personality, able to laugh and make me laugh. and generally someone i can also have serious conversations about.


Thats pretty much my only pre-requisite. i usually end up with things just clicking with someone and all other "type" things go out the window.

Generally, nice people, is the only pre-requisite. and there has to be some sort of connection, or else it just sucks. and am i the only one who absolutely DETESTS getting set up??

lordsippa

That we trust each other and that we understand each other. Looks are not an issue to me. But if i did have to choose based on them... skinny goth guys are gorgeous, but i also really like full bodied <not fat> normal girls or really petit girls.

Really though, as i said looks mean nothing because i will beautify anyone i love.

smiles

I dont really have a type!

/me tries desperatly to think of matching types.... but fails.

I think for me the important thing is for the person to have something they are incredibly interested in, it gives them a spark and a light that makes them irresistable

<< Fio >>

Declan L.

Anybody, anybody at all, preferably female.

oh yea also someone who wont cheat on me with 5 other guys, yea that was a nasty break-up.

gunshotglitter

Oooh I love pointless threads like this!!
I like really really tall lads!! Also dark haired!! but having said that I still end up with boys who are completly different to that!!
Personality: must have good sense of humour and also actually listen when I'm talking iunstead of just waiting to talk about themselves!!
But most of all it's about the individual.

lordsippa

IDEA!!! why not start a kinda singles thread, where we match peoples compatability and set them up <CTYIers only... and their associates>. Yes... I am THAT desparate right now.

TheAlmightyArse

My ideal gal...

<insert long, detailed, lovingly biased account of every single one of Miss Seaneen Kathryn Molloy's many and wondrous multiple wonders. She's great. No, really. Ack, I miss her...>

Or, failing that, my ideal bloke...

Having thought of this, I, quite frighteningly, came up with an account not dissimilar to the last one, but with the person in question looking to all the world like that JD bloke from Scrubs... and with a bit more Steve Pemberton in the old personality, he's almighty funny/disturbing chap...



Ack, I still miss my Seaneen...

Asuka

BETTER IDEA!!! Lets not. Leave that kind of thing to the other kind of internet forums.

A

imp

But then it wouldn't be a CTYI-only thing, would it?

}:>

shep the malevolent pixie

singles thingy eh? oh dear sweet jeezus no. i hate being set up, it scares me. i'm cripplingly shy (as well as the practically non-existant self esteem and everything else) so when i finally do get offered happiness, i run away. very fast. it sucks. :mad:
but, having said that, it could be very funny.
sHep :cool:

Hat Girl

ah....many of my 'relationships' have ended terribly from my growing bored/losing interest, so i'd have to go for the always changing schizophrenic who will ruin me emotionally and leave me a wreck of a person....preferably taller than me though, and willing to let me be the dominatrix cow i am....
<sigh> will be all alone forever....am doomed....

pretty*monster

NO!
Boys are bad
They give you cooties. And cooties make you crazy.

I tend to either go for guys who are horribly wrong for me or really sweet ones who would be good for me if I wasn't busy being so bad for them.
Looks and Personality are optional

Hat Girl

good lord no do not make this some weird match making site! anyone matched with me would be in so much debt from psychiatrist bills, poor guy.....

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

I'd like to be matched with you Theresa. I think. You seem damn cool in anyway.

Mystic Fibrosis

Do NOT make me smite you with righteous fire. You shouldnt have a type. I dont really care for looks that much. Thats just the icing on the cake. I just like personality best. Everything is somsuperficial these days. I mean, why date a hot girl who treats you like turd?? love is about FEELINGS, not appearance.

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Garóg, whilst I agree love is all about feelings. You will note that most people here described a type of personality that they prefer. Not a set of specifications that people must meet, just a rough outline of the type of people they normall like. Calm down dude.

Declan L.

just a question...

so, are there any girls that happen to like guys that look like doug funny? Ya know, the cartoon character, doug.

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

I dunno, the way I see it even the ugliest guys (I include myself in that group due to my low self esteem and such) get married eventually so I guess that eventually all girls realise that looks are not the most important thing. Most girls at CTYI are not muppets though so they realise it a lot quicker. I guess this can all be reversed aswell, guys realise looks aren't important aswell. Luckily, I learned it a couple of years ago when I also learned that a gorgeous exterior can mask a horrible mutilated and evil interior. (Thanks Rachel, you whore.)

TheAlmightyArse

Who the hells said anything about Doug Funny being ugly?

In the words of the eponymous Jay, "Do it Doug!"

s0l

Lets see, personality!! someone its fun to talk too, and can except my duel personalities, I go between sad(in many of the meanings of the word) and inanely hyper after 3 large espressos poored through cream, 3 singles poured through cream, a large iced tea and 3/4s of a moocha latte in all of which is over 25 sachets of sugar, for 2 days i was hyper, up and down, and now my voice is horse from all the talking i did.
(Listening to Pink Floyd at 6:30am is an experience in its self)
but anyway, enough of my ramblings, in a partner I look for someone who accepts me for what I am (hentai) and has enough quirks of there own to equal everything out

Plasticman

i'm guessing a lot of people don't know what hentai means, so i'm obliged to explain.

it's a japanese word the literally means perverted, but it's more commonly recognized as a form of art that is a hybrid of manga and porn, of which McDara has SEVERAL HUNDRED MEGABYTES IN PICS AND MOVIES ON A CD currently in hugh's possession. sick sonnofa...

Hat Girl

well, bob! i am overwhelmed with emotion!
i really have to meet you now....hmmm...but i cannot understand whether it is bravery or just plain foolishness that attracts you to me....:p

claire h

I love Doug Funny for his mind rather than his body. *sighes dreamily* (Whaddya mean he's a cartoon character...?)

Because personality is more important, after all, as we all realise. That was a pointed statement aimed directly at you, Garóg.

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Yay! I overwhelmed someone! Hooray! And I guess it's a little bit of bravery, a smaller bit of foolishness and your damn sexy eyes that attract me to you. Probably. Anyway, I have to see you naked!!!* Maybe. Oh yeah, thanks for your help 'bout that confusing girl problem.


* By naked I do of course mean fully clothed except without the hat.

Hat Girl

you have? oh god....
sexy eyes? *flattered*...why thank you!
> flutters eyelashes <
hmm still confused...i didn't think you knew me though...?

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Very sexy, I know of their sexiness 'cos Neil showed me a picture of you but thanks to your hat and such all I could really see wer your eyes. Sexy indeed. And I do sorta know you, well you said I count in your "do you know me?" thread. Sp ... hmmm ....

Hat Girl

oh god! a picture of me!
i spent the entire course avoiding the cameras of wrath that seemed to lurk in every dark corner....for shame!
whoever took the photo of me? they will die in pain, they will.

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Aww come on, you are one of the most photogenic people I know if all your pics turn out like the one Neil showed me. I dunno, your eyes are just damn sexy.

Hat Girl

ummmm....your a little obsessed by my eyes for some reason....
i hate photos unless they're done properly in a studio.
CAMERAS TAKE YOUR SOUL!!!!
RUN FROM THE FLASHING ALIEN POCKET SIZED BEAST!!!! RUN!!!

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Hehe, not obsessed per sé. They're just the only part of you I've ever seen, well, them and your hat. So yeah, not my fault. And yes, camera's are on the whole evil. Especially disposeable ones, 'cos they do their evil deeds and then just get away lightly. Unlike non-disposeable ones you get film shoved in them hundreds of time. No less than they deserve dammit.

Dalamar

gotta break the chain. yes, listening to pink floyd at 5.30 a.m. is an experience, but Slayer / Emperor / Dimmu Borgir would have been better. I can taste the colors! I can see the music! oh dear.
think my g/f, or like that, and there you are.

joe the coat

sorry but this is a good subject... its interesting.

anyway my type is probaly someone about as screwed up as i am (bad choice as far as sanity goes but whatcha gonna do? im confused ) and... im not sure really but someone i can talk to (obviously).

looks wise i like red heads. i dont know why i just do. another screwed up thing about me... as is my overuse of "...".

this will probaly result me seeing shrinks for the rest of my life between relationships but what the hell.

claire h

Yeah...or just date the shrinks too. I mean, most of them are screwed up anyway... all you need to do is find a red-headed one, and you're sorted.

Crash

Theresa, the cd had one of you and chris where both of you fecking posed for the pic!

lordsippa

The singles idea thing was merely a desparate sleep deprived attempt of mine to find flesh... i mean love... ehehehe...

ah, theresa, if only bob wasn't strangely obsessed with you i'd be your man. psychotic, probably schizo, crazy, and submissive lil biatch!

i had something to follow this with.. oh yeah! I always fall for the wrong person <like there's a right one for me>.

HENTAI ROOOOLS! yay! hehehe... oh yes. except that i never bother. ...

"I thought love was only true in fairytales..."

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Originally posted by lordsippa
ah, theresa, if only bob wasn't strangely obsessed with you i'd be your man. psychotic, probably schizo, crazy, and submissive lil biatch!

I'm not obsessed, I just know I don't have a chance so I got nothing to lose by flirting a lot.

lordsippa

I think Homer Simpson knows best Bob...
"That's the spirit... never try."

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

"Trying is the first step to failure."

And I am hardly in any position to succeed, now am I Svenicums?

lordsippa

ah don't say that now man! if i've scored you can! i mean, you've seen me! Not only am i ugly as feck but i'm also too eccentric for most people to be willing to be publicly seen with <especially in a relationship>.

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Thanks, but, meh. I dunno, I have no self confidence or self esteem, it doesn't really bother me though.

lordsippa

MY GOD! STOP STEALING MY PERSONALITY!

Fair enough... Bob, I challenge you to a knife fight over our personality traits... I bagsies the knife!

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

I bagsie the flea ridden monkey with a fez that was carrying the knife before you robbed it ...

lordsippa

The monkey that's walking funny? Wasn't just a robbery you know! I BEAT THE MONKEY ONCE AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN!

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

/me "accidently" drops pants ...

Oh no Sven, don't have your wicked way with me ... please don't ...

(whispers: the lube is in my pocket darling)

lordsippa

one word:

DIVE!