The Big One

lordsippa · 23-07-2002 7:27pm #1

I'm giving plenty of notice on this one... but on the 9th of august, at 12pm, at the green... EVERYONE MUST COME FOR MY SPECTACULAR <in the not quite so way> RETURN! WHEE!

Actually... I'm home on the 8th, but I won't really be able to make town that day. People who are close to me get presents. Maybe. Depends how close and how easily forgettable... Other people will get hugs and MAYBE massages.

AND I WANT EVERYONE THERE! Even you people who i don't know beyond here! Even the non-CTYI people who come here and make occasional comments! EVEN THE MODS OF THIS BOARD GOD DAMMIT!

And... erm... COME MY PRETTIES! and post crap here to keep it omnipresent so it'll remind people closer to the date!

thank you. all.

Mystic Fibrosis · 23-07-2002 8:14pm

WAHEY!!!(if i'm not in Amsterdam then)

Dalamar · 23-07-2002 8:44pm

right, i'm gonna be there. i'll get my g/f to move her birthday party.....if it's gonna interfere.

Plasticman · 23-07-2002 8:52pm

i don't know you, but i'll go anyway

s0l · 23-07-2002 10:41pm

ARSE!!!!!

I dont know if I'll be able to go! thats the friday before I go to Belfast for a week.
that and my mums not to happy about my spending the money all the time (eh, its not my fault she gves me money)
but I _should_ be there!
For I shall meet this mighty golden haired being known only as Sven, well okay there are some other names but there for behind closed doors . . .

lordsippa · 24-07-2002 3:28am

ZIING! I had actually thought that that was saturday, but it matters not. 10th is someones bday so you can all go to hell <sorry but it's his 18th>.

AND... YOU MUST COME! I might even give you a small jelly. That or a really big hug and massage.

Oh and anyone who's on here and knows people i'd want to come, please bring my pretties to me.

AND! Anyone on fizzytings, please send a message telling all those cappers that they MUST BE THERE or Jimi's left nut gets it. And so does carolines... erm... also mention that mine's stopped working <won't send or receive> and i forget my yahoogroups password... so send me subscribe thing again.

Thank you all.

lordsippa · 25-07-2002 7:23am

just want to keep this one on top... make sure everyone knows... <yes.. i do feel stupid tooting my own flute, but i really want to see EVERYONE as soon as i get back to make up for these stupid 2 months of isolation>

shep the malevolent pixie · 25-07-2002 9:02am

well you know i'll be there sweetie. WE CAN FROLIC!! YAAAAAY!! okay. funfunfun. should we dress in hippie clothes and go prancing around with bubbles, or is that a different day's work?
ShEP :cool:

s0l · 25-07-2002 5:43pm

*bump*

dont know if i'll be able to make it yet

lordsippa · 25-07-2002 8:33pm

YAAAAAAY! CHLOE! ... You'll have to be my Kalima cause she's away!

BUT! CHLOE! WHOOO!

And hippy stuff? Anytime babes... anytime... might go thrift store hoppin if i have the funds... JOY! WHOOP!

erm... that be it. Oh and chloe babes, be a dear and get sam and jess and carolin et al to come. And if you're on it, do the fizzyting thing. thanks.

TheAlmightyArse · 25-07-2002 10:18pm

Even though I'm non-CTYI scum (and proud, natch) I might saunter on down... provided I'm not in Belfast... probably won't be, but we'll see...

Man U babe · 25-07-2002 10:52pm

Sven....you said before that you wanted to meet up with me, might this be the time?

lordsippa · 25-07-2002 11:36pm

YES!!!

lordsippa · 27-07-2002 7:05pm

so who's gonna bring the incense?

and... <thinks>... dye, basins and elastic bands?

actually... those last 3 are kinda important. well... at least i need them sometime early when i get back.

TheAlmightyArse · 27-07-2002 10:05pm

I tie-died a t-shirt once. In the words of the inimitable Herr Lipp, "'s blue..."

But then, like all good things, I outgrew it, and it fits me no more.

Now I'm depressed...

...

The depression un-connected with me wearing black a lot now. That's only because black is cool, and you know it.

And also because my blue t-shirt doesn't fit anymore. *sobs*

Barry Aldwell · 27-07-2002 10:12pm

Why don't you dye a new, larger t shirt?

lordsippa · 27-07-2002 10:46pm

I want to tyedye a cream trenchcoat. I have plans. Oh yes!

Mystic Fibrosis · 27-07-2002 10:50pm

you can have mine for such a purpose. And I have sh!tloads of incense.

Elvish · 27-07-2002 11:00pm

I can't go, i off to Espana that day.

-Rob

Man U babe · 27-07-2002 11:35pm

i too have some incense, its spring blossom flavour. bring me sobe!

TheAlmightyArse · 28-07-2002 12:42pm

A new, larger t-shirt?
That is bloody GENIUS!

A trenchcoat?
*foams at the mouth and falls over backwards*
Why isn't this man Taoiseach?!

shep the malevolent pixie · 28-07-2002 2:03pm

ooh incense and tie dyeing! YAAAAAY! happiness. i will also bring incense, i have opium stuff

oh it smells so good. i'll tell the other peoples for you svenykins.:) I'M GONNA WEAR MY ORANGE PONCHO!! *jumps up and down then collapses on a pile of stoned hippies* (remember, i'm the one who doesn't wear colours all that often so you should be extra amazed)
sHep :cool:

mister almightyarse person, please come along to our reunion dealie-i am curious as to who the frick you are.

TheAlmightyArse · 28-07-2002 3:07pm

Oh, I'm touched, but know me you will not...
Alas, it was destined that I would never make it to CTYI, being as I am far too ignorant to acknowledge it's existence until... until it was too late... and I'd missed out... spent my summer alone, in a drak room, with nothing but a single They Might Be Gitans album driving my dementia slowy forward, but oh!, it gave me time to plot, to plot the downfall of any and all, and plot I did, oh yes, in the tiny, small morning hours, I did build the device, and...

Anyway sure, I'll be there. Or Belfast, depends when I get enough money for the ticket up there, working on a "the sooner I go up the sooner I come back down again" principle, without any dirty connotations I migt add. Stop before you start you sick pervs.

Most likely I'll be there, though.

strawberry · 28-07-2002 5:19pm

FOUR DAYS!!! FOUR BLOODY DAYS!!!!

Why the hell do i miss everything! Bloody hell! I've been away for just as long but do I get a joyous reunion? NO!!!

I get LEAVING CERT RESULTS!!!!

I hate you all.
And for whoever that fool was's information, Sven does not have golden hair. Its pure platinum blonde. Pah, uneducated idiots. Grrr.

TheAlmightyArse · 28-07-2002 5:34pm

Four days? Humour my ignorance, please.

Crash · 28-07-2002 7:01pm

Grace, i will guarantee you you lots of people in town when you're able to come in after getting bacl. Okso?

shep the malevolent pixie · 28-07-2002 9:20pm

Originally posted by TheAlmightyArse
Oh, I'm touched, but know me you will not...

i don't care if i don't know you, i like new people.

new people means NEW BLOOD!! sh*t, loud part quiet, quiet part loud....
sHep :cool:

TheAlmightyArse · 28-07-2002 10:41pm

Okay now I'm scared... but damn yoiu, also intrigued, and I'm far too fool-hardy to NOT go along to find out what all this blood malarky will lead to...

Curiosity kills the cat? Better a satisfied and dead cat rather than an old and bitter one.

Unless you get to wear suspenders and tell those crazy kids to get off your cabbages.

shep the malevolent pixie · 29-07-2002 5:17pm

cabbages in suspenders eh? don't be scared....or you could be scared, i don't really mind either way. i'm not *that* crazy...:D heeheeheeheeheehee. anyway, you damn well better be there, it'll give me something to look forward to.

sHep :cool:

TheAlmightyArse · 29-07-2002 5:36pm

Oh, I'm rather determined to be there. It'll go someway to making me feel that I haven't wasted the entire summer, and meeting new people's always interesting.

I've heard.

shep the malevolent pixie · 29-07-2002 5:40pm

good good excellent excellent and so forth. I'M GONNA DRESS UP LIKE A HIPPIE!!YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!! i like hippies....especially with chocolate sauce. yup, you can't go wrong with a chocolate coated hippie....
sHep :cool:

lordsippa · 30-07-2002 4:46pm

SILENCE! I'M BARELY AWAKE, NOT YET CAFFEINATED AND BEING FORCED TO LISTEN TO INSOLENT FOOLS?! ooh...wait...NO-DOZ MAX STRENGTH?!?!?! WHEEEEE!

hippy is sufficing... erm. be sure to bring your penises one and all. and... <thinks>

gotta lobster and you gotta magnet...

GRACE! I'll see you afore you're in town. i'm gonna take you out. out back. ;p

erm... love me. who thinks i should bring my old army form things? so we can all see how funny people weren't?

oh and someone bring a hi-fi or something we can play music from.

TheAlmightyArse · 30-07-2002 5:07pm

I've a discman with mini portable speaker things.

The "sound" "quality" is "great". But hey, portable!

Incidentally, bring your own CDs, because I couldn't forgive myself if I made y'all listen to my tosh.

(As in my music, I don't mean I've terrible flatulance brought on by self-owned CDs)

(Maybe)

shep the malevolent pixie · 30-07-2002 6:44pm

i'll bring some Cream (as in the band, not the dairy product, although....:D ). oooh, sven you have to bring gong. i'm sure you were going to anyway but meh. what else is hippie music? SOMEONE BRING HENDRIX!! and some beatles...anyone for some bob dylan? or are we going to do the whole folk music dealie, because then i can bring some joan baez and james taylor as well.
sHep :cool:

Man U babe · 30-07-2002 9:41pm

GRRRRRRRAAAAACCCCCEEEEEEE! I havent seen you since I decided Irish grinds were a bad idea! Are you coming in for this reunion/hippyfest/incenseburnathon?

Smiley · 30-07-2002 10:46pm

DamnfeckinglivinginGalwayness....

M...

lordsippa · 31-07-2002 2:54am

ok... one request... after today i'm giving up caffeine binges (i took 7 no doz and threw up for the last 5 hours making me realise "i really DO have a huge problem") so please no-one bring me energy drinks. no matter how much i beg. and please stop me if i go to have more than, say 1 sobe.

thanks.

Mystic Fibrosis · 02-08-2002 7:33pm

dont put a lobster on a plate, hell use his magnet to escape, hell jump right up and claw your ear, and then hell bite your
EEEEYYYYEEESSSS!!!!!!!!
,etc.

Unfortunately, I cant make it in because its the EXACT damn day i go to Glasgow. Maybe Svennykins and I could have a private reunion(hehehe)

lordsippa · 03-08-2002 6:53am

I WILL ARISE AND GO NOW
AND GO TO INNISFREE
AND A SMALL CABIN BUILD THERE
...

someone's been listening to too much stuff by Daevid Allen eh?

hehe
so yes. I AM THE SILLY HIPPY! DANCE! DANCE! DANCE! W00T!

<smiles>

strangely i am not stoned.

SOMEBODY SOMEWHERE HAS GOT TO BE HIGH!

believe the secret codes in my hidden mantra of ostrich love in sands deep and knowing. Wise tree roots.

Mystic Fibrosis · 04-08-2002 8:30pm

WOOP!! I just realized I get back at 2 on that exact day!!! WHEE!!!! I CAN SEE SVENNYKINS!!!!WHEE!!!!

Also, I can bring in my copy of Mbleh!! and we can laugh at its inanity.

lordsippa · 04-08-2002 8:32pm

AND BRING ... something... SO WE CAN BE POT HEAD PIXIES YEAH?!

And pr0n. Obviously.

YAY! GAROG!

Mystic Fibrosis · 04-08-2002 8:39pm

Im sorry to say this, but im in a worse mood than yesterday. Im seroiusly contemplating it. And if I decide, ill actually carry it out this time. So dont be suprised if I dont turn up.

lordsippa · 04-08-2002 9:03pm

<sigh>...
man... stop. look around. if you hate what you see completely, if you can't go on there... then leave. go to friends house. walk around town. go somewhere. move your body not your being. if you know what i mean.

nosmo · 04-08-2002 10:39pm

I shall supply pr0n!
not mine, obviously.but then i'll have to bring a computer.
to town.

imp · 04-08-2002 11:19pm

*poke*

}:>

nosmo · 04-08-2002 11:33pm

que?
i understand not your strange eenglish tounge.and i fart in your general diretion,etc.

imp · 04-08-2002 11:37pm

I said "*poke*".

}:>

lordsippa · 05-08-2002 4:40am

I could get into the whole monty python thing. But I'm not so pathetic <yes i'm kidding when i say that>.

Instead I'll honourably post a silly reply to UP MY POST COUNT ever nearer to that 1000. I'M BEATING FIO AND MARK! W00T! WAR IS GOING WELL!

lordsippa · 05-08-2002 5:42am

I remember what I wanted to say!

Aideen! COME ON THE 9th! AND BRING YOUR FRIENDS! ok? Thanks.

shep the malevolent pixie · 05-08-2002 5:42pm

oh you and your post count. won't somebody please think of the children etc. :rolleyes: fish and so on. 4 DAYS!! WOOOOOOO!!

can't wait to see you svenykins.
sHep :cool:

lordsippa · 07-08-2002 6:03am

<in a few hours>...

I'm coming home... soon...

I'M FU<KING COMING HOME! BOOYAH!

Christ I miss dublin. I fu(kin miss ya so much!

Some of you i'll be seeing thursday <expect a grumpy, tired, and generally unpleasant me> and the rest friday <expect worse>.

CHLOE! GOd I can't wait to see you again! You too ian and hug and neil and grace and various others.

And as for the people i've yet to meet (notably s0l and manubabe)... i'm so excited i'm hard.

Well... right now i need sleep before i cry.

Night.

The Big One

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