Riddleses(yesss my preciousss)

DrunkLeprachaun · 12-04-2002 9:51pm #1

Anyone got any clever riddles?
I'll start it off. To keep things going, don't post unless you have another riddle as well as the answer to the last one.
Here goes.

What traps warmth, sprays forth ice and water, yet slips through your fingers with ease?

Victor · 12-04-2002 9:59pm

Clouds.

sisob · 12-04-2002 10:01pm

sprays forth ice? you should really see a doctor about that

sisob · 12-04-2002 10:06pm

you are put in a room with two men.
you are blindfolded and a hat is put on your head.
You are told that the hat is either black or white.
You will only leave the room alive if you can tell the dude outside the door what color the hat is.

You are told that one of the men only tells lies and the other only tells the truth - you do not know which is which. You may ask both men a question - but it must be the same question. Both men can see your hat

What is the question?

DrunkLeprachaun · 12-04-2002 11:07pm

Is it; You ask both men what the other one would say(i.e. black or white) and say that the hat is the opposite colour of what they both said?
I haven't heard it before, in case you're wondering.

An easy one now.

What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The

btw clouds was right.

kiffer · 12-04-2002 11:27pm

Originally posted by DrunkLeprachaun
An easy one now.

What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The

Um the answer is nothing... but it's not really because the poor have to have something... even if its just air ... plus God is more evil than the Devil...

fi · 12-04-2002 11:38pm

a chicken, a fox and a grain of rice are on the side of a river,

there is a guy in a boat and he must get them to the other side.

he cannot put anything in his pockets, he canoot carry more then one of the things above mentions at a time

now the rules, you cannot leave the chicken with the rice as he will eat it, you cant leave the fox with the chicken as he will eat that, so how will he get the 3 of them to the other side safely?

Lump · 12-04-2002 11:41pm

Taka the chicken the first time...... then the fox cant eat the chicken and the chicken cant eat the grain,

John

fi · 12-04-2002 11:47pm

Originally posted by Lump
Taka the chicken the first time...... then the fox cant eat the chicken and the chicken cant eat the grain,

John

but if he takes the chicken the first time.... then the fox when he drops the fox off to go get the grain of rice the fox will eat the chicken

sorry wrong

I've got to go to bed, just thought id warn you, ill be online first thing and see if anyone got it.

Baz_ · 13-04-2002 12:03am

1. Take the chicken accross
2. Go back get grain and bring accross
3. Bring chicken back to first side leave there
4. Bring fox accross
5. Go back for chicken

PWND!!!!

Makaveli · 13-04-2002 12:07am

Take the chicken first leaving the fox and the rice.
Then go get the fox and bring him over, drop him off but take the chicken back over with you.
Leave the chicken off and take the rice over.
Now with the fox and rice on the other side come back over and get the chicken.
Bingo bango problem solved.

SantaHoe · 13-04-2002 12:07am

Originally posted by sisob
What is the question?

Will you take off this blindfold?

Makaveli · 13-04-2002 12:08am

God damn it I get distracted and forget to post and someone beats me.

Baz_ · 13-04-2002 12:29am

hahahaha, did I say pwnd already, well I think I'll say it again PWND!!!!

nah santahoe that devil avatar dude got it right

fi · 13-04-2002 11:03am

Originally posted by Baz_
1. Take the chicken accross
2. Go back get grain and bring accross
3. Bring chicken back to first side leave there
4. Bring fox accross
5. Go back for chicken

PWND!!!!

ys indeed this is correct

but dare i ask.... what is pwND?????????

DrunkLeprachaun · 13-04-2002 1:06pm

Another piss easy one.

What always ends everything?

Oh yeah, pwnd means the same as 0\/\/|\|z0|^3|).

Baz_ · 13-04-2002 1:51pm

pwnd is something thats said a lot in online multiplayer games, when you kill someone or do really well. Its a derivative of owned, as in I owned your ass, dont know when it got changed to pwnd though.

In answer to drunk leprechaun:
A g

DrunkLeprachaun · 13-04-2002 2:10pm

Tear one off, scratch my head, what now is black, once was red. What am I?

G is right.

Victor · 13-04-2002 2:28pm

Surely you mean a letter "g".

Originally posted by DrunkLeprachaun
Tear one off, scratch my head, what now is black, once was red. What am I?

A match / matchbook.

kitton · 13-04-2002 2:37pm

its not really a riddle well it kinda is but its really annoying!
k,three men go into a hotel and pay 30 euro for a one room (dont question what they're doing) all together,they split the 30 euro between them,they then go up to their room.when they've gone the manager realises he has overcharged them,the room actaully costs 25 euro so he sends the bell boy up to the men's room with the extra 5euro he overcahrged them.
on the way to the room,the bellboy realises he cant split the fiver evenly between the three men so he decides to give them each one euro back and keep the remaining 2euro for himself.
here's the riddle part:
that means that each man paid 9euro each as they got one euro each back,3 times 9=27 plus the two euro the bell boy has,thats 29euro...WHERE DID THE OTHER EURO GO?god,i'v confused everyone,hehe

DrunkLeprachaun · 13-04-2002 2:43pm

The riddle tells you something that is not true. You are meant to subtract the 2 the bellboy takes away from the 27 istead of adding it. The room cost eu25.

Kate had an evil uncle. he wanted her to marry one of his two ugly sons bill and ben. kate doesn't want to marry either of them. she pleads but the uncle says " you are allowed to say one sentance. if the sentance is true you marry bill, if it is false you will marry ben." what can kate say to get out of marrying either of them.

There are a few different answers to it. I came up with around 4.

Victor · 13-04-2002 2:51pm

Kate could say "Under duress I agree to marry Ben." As it's a true statement she would have to marry Bill, but seeing as she agreed to marry Ben ....

DrunkLeprachaun · 13-04-2002 3:00pm

Right. There are other answers though...

I can go up the chimney down but not down the chimney up. What am I?

fi · 13-04-2002 3:02pm

an Umbrella!!

how far can a man run into the forrest?

DrunkLeprachaun · 13-04-2002 3:16pm

Half Way?

A black cat stood in the middle of a black intersection, in a city painted black. The city was also habing a blackout, so there was no light coming from streetlights, windows, etc. There were no other cars, and no people were present. A car with broken headlights (guess what color it is!) arrives at the intersection, and the driver sees the cat in time to swerve. How is this possible?

It really is too easy. I'm sorry.

Baz_ · 13-04-2002 4:00pm

broad daylight

Makaveli · 13-04-2002 5:14pm

I can go up the chimney down but not down the chimney up. What am I?

smoke

Baz_ · 13-04-2002 5:20pm

makavelli really has to start reading replies

fi · 13-04-2002 5:21pm

how many birthdays does the adverage man have?

Makaveli · 13-04-2002 5:25pm

One birthday

Makaveli · 13-04-2002 5:27pm

Or maybe I should read the questions properly...
Me == Stupid

fi · 13-04-2002 5:28pm

If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, what should you light first?

Makaveli · 13-04-2002 5:35pm

The match.

What gets wetter the more it drys?
What gets bigger the more you take from it?

Both easy but I cant think of any others right now.

fi · 13-04-2002 5:40pm

Originally posted by Makaveli
The match.

What gets wetter the more it drys?
What gets bigger the more you take from it?

Both easy but I cant think of any others right now.

teatowel

i cant think of the other answer right now!!!!!

fi · 13-04-2002 5:43pm

A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?

Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?

A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?

a few for you untill i come home be back around 9pm

Makaveli · 13-04-2002 5:47pm

Originally posted by fi
A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?
meat

Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
all of them

Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
70

How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
None it was Noah wasnt it.

A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?
once again meat

a few for you untill i come home be back around 9pm

Mr.Applepie · 13-04-2002 7:03pm

Originally posted by fi
Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

12

Originally posted by fi
Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

70

Originally posted by fi
How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?

1

Originally posted by fi
A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?

???No idea

Cerberus · 13-04-2002 7:30pm

What gets bigger the more you take from it?

A hole?

Makaveli · 13-04-2002 7:48pm

Yeah cerberus that's right.
Mr. Applepie I already answered all of those.

How many sides does a circle have?
A doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one every 30 minutes, how long do they last?
A man on his way to Dublin meets a man and his wife who have 12 daughters each of which have 12 more children, how many people are going to Dublin?

Makaveli · 13-04-2002 7:53pm

A monkey sits in the corner of a square room, in each other corner there is a pair of monkeys. How many monkeys can say they saw other monkeys?

How much dirt is in a 3' by 3' by 3' by 3' hole?

fi · 13-04-2002 8:04pm

Originally posted by Mr.Applepie

12
WRONG

70
CORRECT

1
WRONG

???No idea

WRONG !!!!!

you will kick yourself with the aswers. please let me know if you want me to tell you??

fi · 13-04-2002 8:07pm

Originally posted by Makaveli
Yeah cerberus that's right.
Mr. Applepie I already answered all of those.

How many sides does a circle have?
A doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one every 30 minutes, how long do they last?
A man on his way to Dublin meets a man and his wife who have 12 daughters each of which have 12 more children, how many people are going to Dublin?

circle has one side?

1 hour

one, this is the same as i met a man going to St IVEs anyone remember that one?

A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

Makaveli · 13-04-2002 8:25pm

It is the St.Ives one I just couldnt remember the name of the place

9 sheep left

The cirlce one is a bit of a dodgy question I probably shouldnt have asked it.

Makaveli · 13-04-2002 8:29pm

Fi the answer 12 is right.

The answers to yours were, seeing as people didnt see my answers:
The clerk weighs meat
The months are 12
70 you gave as right
Noah did the ark not Moses so none
The last question is the same as the first.

Cerberus · 13-04-2002 8:34pm

A circle has infinite sides

Cerberus · 13-04-2002 8:43pm

A monkey sits in the corner of a square room, in each other corner there is a pair of monkeys. How many monkeys can say they saw other monkeys?

How much dirt is in a 3' by 3' by 3' by 3' hole?

Monkeys can't talk so I presume none of them could 'say' how many monkeys they saw?

A 4 dimensional hole ehh..??

I presume you mean a 3 foot cubed hole. It being a hole would imply that there is no dirt in it.

fi · 13-04-2002 8:46pm

yes sorry, 12 is correct!!

and it was when i was going to St Ives i met a man with 7 wives each wife had 7 cats each cat 7 kittens

kittens, cats wives, how many were going to St Ives

but Dublin, and mothers and kids is good too

:):)!!!

Moriarty · 13-04-2002 8:47pm

Originally posted by Makaveli
A monkey sits in the corner of a square room, in each other corner there is a pair of monkeys. How many monkeys can say they saw other monkeys?

7.

Originally posted by Makaveli
How much dirt is in a 3' by 3' by 3' by 3' hole?

None. <edit: A 4 dimensional hole?

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fi · 13-04-2002 8:48pm

Two men play five games of checkers.Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this

im running out of them now!!!

Moriarty · 13-04-2002 8:51pm

Originally posted by fi
Two men play five games of checkers.Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this

im running out of them now!!!

They both win all 5. Their playing against 2 others. ??

fi · 13-04-2002 8:54pm

Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it

I start with an E and end in an E
and inbetween there is only one letter, what am i?

Riddleses(yesss my preciousss)

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