The perfect kiss

SOL

what makes a good kiss?
what makes the best kiss?
what makes the perfect kiss?

Odian

preferably something of the opposite sex!


lol

alaskagirl

yeah, definitely someone of the opposite sex for me.


ummmm... the PERFECT kiss would be someone i really like. but a generally pretty darn good one could be with a complete stranger. yeah, if the two were just as good as each other, but i really wanted one of them more, the one i wanted more would be the better one. im rambling. a kiss that tastes sweet or tart like from a candy would be nice. i guess i dont get enough play. josh hartnett or however you spell his name is on david letterman right now. i dont think it would b cool if the guy had a really pokey chin and it got in the way. he has to have hair on his head. so i can run my fingers through it. geez, i never though about it, but theres alot that goes into a good kiss, and not just lips!

sisob

perfect kiss: lips, toung and roaming hands(in a sentual way of course) - can't really explain it - but i could show you eh cormac?

Crash

Hehe, lets all show Cormac.

I am abstaining from my opinion because i am not hugely experienced and thus would come up with some random bull**** like this

seamus

Originally posted by sisob
perfect kiss: lips, toung and roaming hands(in a sentual way of course) - can't really explain it - but i could show you eh cormac?

LOL, sorry to butt in here, but trust the first male post to talk sense!!!:D No soppy crap, just tongues and a feel. :D Ah yes sisob you are the man!!!

(I'm assuming Mercury_Tilt is female, very sorry if you're not )

Crash

Ah yes, Mark was the first horny bastard to post

sisob

Originally posted by foobar
Ah yes, Mark was the first horny bastard to post

I am THE horny bastard - fell my wrath(or anything else you want)

well actually there is more to a kiss than just tongue, lips and hands - feelings for the person I'm kissing helps - but the part of the kiss that makes you a 'good' or 'bad' kisser is the part you must learn from experience

sisob

oh and at the party(see other thread) on sunday - we were playing spin the bottle *grinn* and I had one good kiss, one terrible kiss and one incredible kiss.

The incredible kiss was with someone I have i have feelings for - and the bottle landed on her and, well, I thought I would start the kiss gently - but she had other ideas she practically took my teeth out with her tongue - damn that took my breath away
I guess for me a lot of what makes a kiss incredible is what it tells you about what a person is feeling - the rest is just instinct

the terrible kiss - i donno how to describe it, either she didnt want to be kissing me or she just doesnt have the instinct...

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smiles

Originally posted by SOL
what makes a good kiss?

something with actual feeling and attraction in it.

what makes the best kiss?

Something that starts out gentle and gets kinda out of control with hands, (legs too if possible), and everything roaming

what makes the perfect kiss?

The perfect kiss would be one that has all of the above and a part ion your mind that just says yes, and knows that you'll be happy with that person.

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alaskagirl

yeah, youre right thats probably it fionnuala

sisob

Originally posted by alaskagirl
yeah, youre right thats probably it fionnuala

indeed, well said

but, I do think that you can never know for sure - there always a kiss around the corner that will surprise you.

SOL

I had a really good kiss tonight and i'd say it was probably something to do with nice tongue action, and minty,
sometimes you have horrible outa sync kisses which are kinda really annoying, really annoying, but hey what do I know, I'm a guy

sisob

i remember that If i'm leaning my head to the right it all works well but it goes horribly wrong the other way

SOL

The perfect kiss should start off just a liiiiiiittttttttttleee slowly, just so it's obvious to everyone that we don't just want to cop a feel, even if we do!, Then the pressure should increase, GRADUALLY!!!!!!!, again you've got to make it look like you're interested in the PERSON, still with me? Good

Then you let your hands slide, SLOWLY!, down just a little, that area just below the waist, well it's like the neutral zone between the jews and the palastinians, SO BE CAREFUL!!!!!!!!! ONE WRONG MOVE AND YER F****D, OR EVEN WORSE NOT F****D WHICH IS THE POINT OF THE WHOLE EXCERCISE.

halenger

what makes a good kiss?
what makes the best kiss?
what makes the perfect kiss?

The right person.
That's all i think it takes.
I got mine. You got yours? :-p

halenger

Me thinks ya got it there Fio.
Pretty accurate...

imp

Originally posted by halenger
The right person.
That's all i think it takes.
I got mine. You got yours? :-p

Damn you!!

}:>

Crash

Ok, here are my thoughts for the best kiss....

1) it has to be with someone i actually have strong feelings for, can never have a decent kiss with someone i don't know too well.

2) spontaneousnessness.......

3) other parts mentioned above that i'm too lazy to retype

lordsippa

I find being included in it one of those big factors for a good kiss. Yeah.




Sven,
The Pathetic,
The Lonely,
The Sleeze.

smiles

Hehe. I'm glad people agree, at least I know i'm not doing it wrong so!

There has to be some passion... in everything

*hugs*

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Crash

yeah, see, i have the problem of being a hopeless romantic.
it causes *Soooo* many problems for me

alaskagirl

right on, Sven!!!! we should have a club: the "people who would be happy enough to be included" club!


my cat is meowing really loudly right now. yeah. just thought i would mention it.

halenger

How so Mr Foobar?

halenger

oh yeah.
Sorry imp!!
some of us have had it rather lucky. by us i refer to me and me alone!!!
have patience and i think a good suggestion is not to look for love. let love find you...
now i don't mean run away from it but don't go out thinking i gotta find me the love of my life etc.

The voice of experience has spoken! :-p
Damn i feel so old talkin like this. Gotta fix it:

SCHNARF!!

Crash

Oi! Podge, you will refer to me by my correct names, either Ms. Foobar, if you are taking the piss, Neil if you arent, or, Zwin (ask Sven about that)

Basically, it causes problems with me because
a) i'm an idiot
b) i'm an idiot
c) i'm an idiot
d) i'm an idiot

pretty much explains both my mood at the moment, and my life.

sisob

Mark's Philosophies to create happiness seem appropriate.

1. Never do anything your going to regret.
2. Life is too important to take seriously.
3. It's better to regret something you have done than to regret something you haven't.
4. There's nothing wrong with being single as long as you have good friends.

Crash

See, i follow all those, its just, i think the exact quote from my mom was "You've seen your friends once already this week"

And that is how she feels about me meeting up with people in town. so that has me depressed.

Focalbhach

I don't think you can have a perfect kiss, just really really good ones If it was the perfect kiss, then you'd effectively have to stop kissing because everything else would seem crap by comparison!

What I find is that you need to have real feelings for the person who you're with - if you're just shifting someone in a club or somewhere when you'll never go with them again, then it's not really all that good. If you really like someone though (and obviously, if they like/love you too), then it's always going to be special.

I have spoken.

Neil - make some mobster acquaintences. Then you can just intimidate her into letting you into town

sisob

Originally posted by foobar
See, i follow all those, its just, i think the exact quote from my mom was "You've seen your friends once already this week"

And that is how she feels about me meeting up with people in town. so that has me depressed.

yeah parents can be a pain. i 3rd year i had to fight every time i wanted to go out. 4th year i managed to go out once a week. this year - well i was out today, yesterday, saturday ...

Crash

Oh, its not just going out, they don't reallly mind that. tis the fact that most of the people i meet up with are at least a year older than me, and my parents are worried i'm a stoner.

Oh well, next year i intend to hardly ever see them, as i will have a brilliant place to crash

WhiteWashMan

when she starts at the top, and the works her mouth all the way down......

The Sweeper

what makes a good kiss?

co-ordination

what makes the best kiss?

co-ordination with someone you like

what makes the perfect kiss?

anticipation that leads to a hands-in-the-hair, hands-on-the-ass, well-timed, soft to start and turning into a salty, tongue twisting, teeth nipping breath stealing knee shaker of a sort of kiss.

That or a bottle of malt liquor.

Crash

Originally posted by WhiteWashMan
when she starts at the top, and the works her mouth all the way down......

Whitewashman: the voice of horniness.

lordsippa

i'm currently in the more romantic frame of mind so...

I think the perfect kiss is any kiss from someone who you want to kiss... it's the person. if you meet a random stranger (npc#325 for example) it's not going to be as good as the girl you're completely smitten with... no matter what it's amazing. that's my penny's worth. now go to hell. all of you.

halenger

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CHRISTYG

OK lads. Picture the scene. I'm relaxing at my (beautiful!) girlfriend's flat. Then suddenly, a romantic record or (occasionally) a piece of classical music comes on. Shee puts her arms round me and gives me a long, lingering, both-eyes-closed kiss. I follow, and suddenly-Bob's your uncle- WE''RE OFF!!! Now that, to me, is the PERFECT KISS!


PS- Wish me luck, I'm planning to propose over the Easter weekend!

smiles

Eh lads now.... enough with the hornyness - remember the majority of the readers of this forum are 17 and under!

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Carolan

someone reminded me about these this morning so i thought i'd pop along, and since i'm downloading perfect kiss by new order RIGHT NOW THIS SECOND (coincidence) i thought i'd look at this.

em. i like when people kiss me slowly for a while, then i get bored of that. so they have to keep it changing, sort of. and i'm not great at kissing with my head on the left. i like when you like someone so much that the kiss itself doesn't matter all that much, i mean whether it's great or not. if that makes sense.

hi everybody. adam, you were in my dream two nights ago.

love
carolan

Focalbhach

Good luck ChristyG

Crash

Ah fio, you know we're all desensitised to sex comments

got a question for people: can you remember your worst kiss? and what made it terrible??

alaskagirl

this is rambling. prepare yourselves


well......... there was one. my first one. in 6th grade. it was realyl good and really bad. probably the worst and best. it was this guy i really really liked and had liked for a long time and it was the last day of school before summer break nad we were kissing in the hallway after school let out and everybody was in the hallways, and he was weraing a really ugly tie and i was wearing a REALLY ugly dress. and he smelled like fabric softener. and all this sounds really weird i know, but it was really good just because i liked him sooooooo much. and then the next day i found out he didnt like me very much even though we had been together for like a month and a half and that was a long time for 6th grade. we were twelve for petes sake. but anyways, he didnt like me much anymore, and liked my best friend, so i dumped him and i have hated him ever since. and i have to see him every day because he's n two of my class, so three years later, every time i see him, i just want to puke. he was such a bad guy. i think i just like hating him. maybe thats it. i mean, im not usually a bitter person. and guys have come and gone since then, but when i remember that day, it depends on my mood whether it will be happily or with disgust. this is rambling, as i said.

smiles

I dont think I have a worst kiss!!! Seriously, theres been some embarrasing incidence, teeth clashing and stuff but it always ends in giggles and more kisses... so it's all been good!

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Carolan

someone bit me once, that HURT. i had this little dent just under my lip for DAYS. he was crap and i'm not sure why i was kissing him.

Scarinae

Good luck ChristyG!

I like kissing, it's fun. I don't know exactly what makes the perfect kiss cos most of mine have been pretty damn good and its hard to decide. Probably I'd agree with what other people have said before me; the right person is a huge factor in a good kiss. I'm in a long term relationship (Halenger/Podge/Padraic if you're wondering) and it's great!

Neil, you shouldn't worry, you're not an idiot. You're such a great person and you will find someone who appreciates that! Good things come to people like you

Love you all,

Ailbhe <FISH><

Crash

Oh, ignore that previous post, i was in a crap mood.

I'm reasonably happy now.:)

lordsippa

worst kiss was probably when someone dived into my mouth far to fast. no romance. simple gropy tongue hitting. wasn't as good as it sounds.

Mahotée

the vibe im getting here is that the best kiss would involve podge or ailbe. hmm... podge lives closer, but ailbhe would hurt me more if i done her wrong. its so difficult to know whats the best thing to do in these situations.

SOL

-Love is not a victory march, its a cold and its a broke hallelujah-

I hate my emotions, they **** me up so bad,
I have issues,


Help me

nosmo

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Crash

Originally posted by SOL
-Love is not a victory march, its a cold and its a broke hallelujah-

someone, i beg of you, tell me the name of that song!!! I love that song....

Cormac, *hug*.

But you're a person, emotions **** us all up, and you just have to live with it.