anyone in here gots any talents

JOOROWNED

what is yours ........

i have a small talent when it comes to art.......and comp art.
oh and i can down a pint in under 2 secounds.

Dr. Loon

I'm pretty decent at art/drawing, I can play the drums and I can drink loads of pints

Shiminay

Singer/guitar player/sometimes artist.

I've also got a special talent for talking complete shyte when drinking loads!

RopeDrink

I can rant about anything - Comes with being mildly experienced in writing and literature...

I am basically a pesimist who criticises almost anything and everything I disagree with, but I take the time to add relative points, facts or opinions that I back up with my continuous huge drivel - It's just the way my writing has developed...

Along with my attempts at novel writing, poems and the like, I took up drawing and arts since I was very young and have various folders full of previous work, but my main interest now stands within my Computer Mapping, Game creation, Flash Designing, Running of a Long term CS Clan (Bless) and basically any and all Computer Related Topics... (Except programming and Computer Mechanics)

Other than that Im a happy go lucky youngster with nothing better to do than check threads like this and offer up my pointless replies... Nice, aren't I?

ToxicPaddy

sport and pints.. thats about the extent of mine.. :rolleyes:

JOOROWNED

Lol well it seems to me that there are a lot more artists in here than use the artist channel to show their work , i would be interested in talking to some of you to see if you would like to show your art on my site..... drinking is a talent indeed , i think this get together for the beer boards should boast some interesting results for sure.... poetry and lit are a form of art i can definetly show respect for you ..... i think its because i cant make even the simpliest of posts without making spelling mistakes or make valentines rhymes longer than four sentences....

Computer art is something im big into , check the art forum for a little sample of what ive done recently... but i too love gaming and webdesign..

Oh and anyone interested in the art thing on my site , contact me through instant message here. frank.

Mr.Applepie

I used to be able to drink many a pint but after last saturday my belief in myself is not so high

I also have an uncanny talent for sarcasm and general good humoured evilness/bitterness as anyone who knows me will testify to

logic1

Originally posted by JOOROWNED
i would be interested in talking to some of you to see if you would like to show your art on my site.....

I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours.

(haha Applepie I'm ashamed you didn't say this already - more sarcasm lessons for you )

.logic.

Asuka

I have no talent at anything.

At all.

A

Shiminay

Then you must be the most talented at being non-talented! A

Bard

I'm one of those creative types who got into art and design, web design, ... so my talents are mostly creative ones. I'm a fairly accomplished designer and also write a bit. I *can* sing... I'm crap at sports, but I'm good at pulling (and drinking) pints.

Asuka

Oh yeah... didnt think about that... Kharn, you have given my life new meaning! Thank you!



A

seamus

I am one of the best singers in the country. *Especially* when sober.

yellum

I'm very good at spotting someones character flaws and using them to play mind games. I only use my talent for good though..

Beruthiel

I can change the plug/oil and tighten the chain on me bike ...
does this count?
(please say yes as it's all I have)

I can also drink some... though I tend to talk and laugh too much the further the night goes on.... (I'm not quite sure if that's a talent or a hinderance!)

Karl Hungus

Talent?

Guy Incognito

Extreme willpower. Is that a talent?

The Sweeper

...I can pick things up with my feet.

I can also do that sharp-object-between-the-fingers-of-a-splayed-hand-very-very-quickly a la Bishop from Alien trick, and I still have all ten digits on my hands so I must be able to do it well... For some reason I seem to want to do it more when I'm drunk, so my reign of success probably wont last...


And I just not telling anyone I originally had twelve fingers...

smiles

Well talents....

I'm told that i'm a good hugger, which is always good

Em, lets see.... I'm generally good at self-expression and explanation, whether in debates or general stuff.

I seem to be able to hold my drink (EXCEPT aftershock!) :P

Oh and I find that being able to raise eyebrows individually is a spectacular talent that leaves people in stitches laughing !

<< Fio >>

Dave

I'm fairly ok in the whole graphics department and I can do this nifty thing with my fingers that no one i know can do, so either i'm a freak or i'm special

Irish_Ranger_IR

I can paint house, block laying, building, computers, drawing, shooting, cooking, I can sell anything...and many more......


Talent....................................


tal·ent Pronunciation Key (tlnt)
n.
A marked innate ability, as for artistic accomplishment. See Synonyms at ability.

Natural endowment or ability of a superior quality.
A person or group of people having such ability: The company makes good use of its talent.
A variable unit of weight and money used in ancient Greece, Rome, and the Middle East.

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[Middle English, inclination, disposition, from Old French, from Medieval Latin, from Latin, balance, sum of money, from Greek talanton; see tel- in Indo-European Roots. Sense 3, Middle English from Old English talente, from Latin talenta, pl. of talentum, from Greek talanton.]

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talent·ed adj.
talent·less adj.
talent·less·ness n.



Nouns] skill, skillfulness, address; dexterity, dexterousness; adroitness, expertness, expertise; proficiency, competence, craft, callidity, facility, knack, trick, sleight; mastery, mastership, excellence, panurgy; ambidexterity, ambidextrousness; sleight of hand (deception) [more].

airmanship, coachmanship, craftsmanship, draftsmanship, draughtsmanship, horsemanship, huntsmanship, marksmanship, penmanship, seamanship, sportsmanship, statesmanship, swordsmanship; rope-dancing.

accomplishment, acquirement, attainment; art, science; technicality, technology; practical knowledge, technical knowledge.

knowledge of the world, world wisdom, savoir faire; tact; mother wit (sagacity) [more]; discretion (caution) [more]; finesse; craftiness (cunning) [more]; management (conduct) [more]; self-help.

cleverness, talent, ability, ingenuity, capacity, parts, talents, faculty, endowment, forte, turn, gift, genius; intelligence [more]; sharpness, readiness (activity) [more]; invention [more]; aptness, aptitude; turn for, capacity for, genius for; felicity, capability, curiosa felicitas, qualification, habilitation.

proficient [more].

masterpiece, coup de maitre, chef d'euvre, tour de force; good stroke (plan) [more].

[Verbs] be skillful; excel in, be master of; have a turn for.

know what's what, know a hawk from a handsaw, know what one is about, know on which side one's bread is buttered, know what's o'clock; have cut one's eye teeth, have cut one's wisdom teeth.

see one's way, see where the wind lies, see which way the wind blows; have all one's wits about one, have one's hand in; savoir vivre; scire quid valeant humeri quid ferre recusent.

look after the main chance; cut one's coat according to one's cloth; live by one's wits; exercise one's discretion, feather the oar, sail near the wind; stoop to conquer (cunning) [more]; play one's cards well, play one's best card; hit the right nail on the head, put the saddle on the right horse.

take advantage of, make the most of; profit by (use) [more]; make a hit (succeed) [more]; make a virtue of necessity; make hay while the sun shines (occasion) [more].

[Adjectives] skillful, dexterous, adroit, expert, apt, handy, quick, deft, ready, gain; slick, smart (active) [more]; proficient, good at, up to, at home in, master of, a good hand at, au fait, thoroughbred, masterly, crack, accomplished; conversant (knowing) [more].

experienced, practiced, skilled, hackneyed; up in, well up in; in practice, in proper cue; competent, efficient, qualified, capable, fitted, fit for, up to the mark, trained, initiated, prepared, primed, finished.

clever, cute, able, ingenious, felicitous, gifted, talented, endowed; inventive [more]; shrewd, sharp (intelligent) [more]; cunning [more]; alive to, up to snuff, not to be caught with chaff; discreet.

neat-handed, fine-fingered, nimble-fingered, ambidextrous, sure-footed; cut out for, fitted for.

technical, artistic, scientific, daedalian, shipshape; workman-like, business-like, statesman-like.

[Adverbs] skillfully; well [more]; artistically; with skill, with consummate skill; secundum artem, suo Marte; to the best of one's abilities (exertion) [more].

[Phrases] ars celare artem; artes honorabit; celui qui veut celui-la peut; c'est une grande habilite que de savoir cacher sonhabilite; expertus metuit [Horace]; es bildet ein Talent sich in der Stille sich ein Charakter in dem Strom der Welt; "heart to coceive the understanding to direct, or the hand to execute" [Junius].

Giblet

ive been known to drink a pint of Guinness in about 2 seconds. and i'm only a small fella me. I can also play guitar behind my head with one hand while drinking through a straw and still sound like im playing the hardest solo in the world.

Mr.Applepie

Originally posted by logic1

(haha Applepie I'm ashamed you didn't say this already - more sarcasm lessons for you )

.logic.

Me no understandy???? Im quite sick and my brain refuses to operate properly

JustHalf

I'm a f**king genius.

The Corinthian

My party trick is generally singing an operatic or semi-operatic piece, such as Torna a Surriento. Unless I'm in Italy, in which case I'll sing something Irish (my voice ain't bad, despite a pack and a half of ciggies a day).

JOOROWNED

Originally posted by Giblet
ive been known to drink a pint of Guinness in about 2 seconds. and i'm only a small fella me. I can also play guitar behind my head with one hand while drinking through a straw and still sound like im playing the hardest solo in the world.

You should time yourself on that guinness ..... the world record for downing a pint of guinness is 3 secounds ....

Khynareth

Well talent... Can draw, write novels, short stories, role playing game campaigns, fix computers without knowing what I'm doing, fix loads of things without knowing what I'm doing now I think about it. I can... Grab stuff with my toes too and I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue and and and.... Oh... I'm too good, not gonna list everything

stjohn smythe

i can juggle myself.

stjohn smythe

oh, also i dabble in nuclear fusion of hydrogen nucleii. i'm almost done with a new method that promises to be an easily made, clean fuel that will probably save mankind from extinction. so screw you and your novels and role playing nonsense.

neuro-praxis

I can spin a cocktail stick on my nose, windmill style.

Da Bounca

I'm good at everything.
Life is enjoyable.

Irish_Ranger_IR

I have put a condom up my nose and taken it out of my mouth, new one out of wrapper, and put it over my head and blow it up....pint in 3 seconds, Also I am a Good Lover......and dabble in Cold Fusion,,,,......

amp

I can burp at will, have perfected the fill mouth with lighter gas and breath fire. Can drink virtually anything and not fall over.

Due to my large feet and average height I cannot be tripped up. I am an excellent skier despite only having one skiiing holiday.

Apart from that I am generally a jack of all trades, master of none. I dabble in art, programming, linux, music, script writing etc. but due to my short attention span I rarely...

smoke.me.a.kipper

im not good at very much. except spam.

mike65

Drawing, painting, photography, graphic design, composing music
sound design, engineering and producing er can't sing. Well I could try but you really would'nt want to hear that!

Oh and I can type Anyone Here Got Any Talent.

Mike.

JustHalf

Jeez amp, you're including your foot size as a talent? Why not compare convertibles, or I don't know, a giant moon monster with no faces?

Guy Incognito

Originally posted by amp
I can burp at will

I can do that too. Can really annoy people. So I do it more and end up with hiccups...so I can hiccup at will too.:D

Giblet

Guinness is the easiest to down quickly. I'd aliken my method to inhaling the drink into my stomach(?). i'd usually get a very sore throat afterwards like i'd just swallowed a whole egg.

Terminator

I have a gift
a wonderful thing
cos everyone listens
when I start to sing

azezil

wahey! i'm not the only one who burps on command :cool:

other talents include dodging work, makeing up excuses and insulting people (humourously of course)

Ronan|Raven

Lighting my farts and drinking till I pass out

Irish_Ranger_IR

I can eat hot currys..........

JOOROWNED

well im so happy now that i have found out the sum of all your talents equals to zilch , lol , i think ive found home

daftbegger

Lots of women have told me I give spectacular head.

Who knows?

WhiteWashMan

Originally posted by daftbegger
Lots of women have told me I give spectacular head.

Who knows?

i think you misheard, what the said was youre a complete príck

daftbegger

See YOU at the boards drinks. You pompous little ****.
Gonna **** your night right up.

Puck

Todays Lesson: Humour.

:rolleyes:

seamus

I see that sarcasm device needs some recharging. It's not as effective as it used to be :rolleyes:

Pepe LeFrits

i can.... um.... em......

let me get back to ya's

kitton

Originally posted by Dave
I'm fairly ok in the whole graphics department and I can do this nifty thing with my fingers that no one i know can do, so either i'm a freak or i'm special

i think i can do that finger thing too!so,your not a freak,im sure your still special tho!i've always been told i was a witch cos of it!when i read i can turn the pages with my toes and i can sing!yey

The_Bullman

I am among the many who can burp at will.

I also have the uncanny ability to spit while talking loudly and while drinking.

i also can bore someone to tears in minutes of my pointless ramblings