what would you name a bandif you had one ?

Pugwash

We all have dreamed of having our very own trash-meatal band [or maybe its just me :rolleyes: ]

but if you had on what would you name it ??

back to front

'THE COGS' or 'SPANK THE PONY'

seamus

ANUS VERTICAL
or maybe
DROWN THE MADNESS

Oh what crap names...It's all just a ruse to keep you from guessing my band's secret weapon of a name :D

Karl Hungus

Well, I'm getting my band together, have a load of stuff written, and already have members.
And I still have no idea what I'm going to call it.
My band is Doom/black metal. Just so you know.

Perhaps I will come up with something in Elvish.

Goodshape

Atari Jaguar.
actually a pretty cool name for a band IMO

stickinikki

id have to go with
"pink elephant"
or "rabies"


i dunno..im **** at this sorta thing

tony 2 tone

Emmmmm....Rev tony 2 tone and the flaming jesus monkeys
coming to a doorstep near you soooooooooon..........

Kali

flagulent hippys

beardedchicken

pudding

Engor

Blazing Inferno. Doesn't it just sound cool? It'd have to be a really heavy band though...

Dr. Loon

Thrash Metal eh????
I'd call em "Fúckin evil motherfúckers from hell"

andell

Well, if its thrash metal its got to be.........

"we're gonna rip off your head and **** down you throat"

(Ahem)

p-t saviour

Chainsaw Gut-fuk!

andell

psychotic paraplegic mutant killer droids (obviously)

EvilGeorge

I liked the name of that band at the charity gig in "Coming to America" - SEXUAL CHOCLATE !!!

Karl Hungus

Not that anyone cares about me, or my band, but I think Hrívë Mornië is gonna be it. Working title at least...

Monkey

"SEXUAL CHOCLATE !!!" - that's taken from the WWF

I'd call a band "the Special Guests" or "the Scallywags"

Bard

plagiarism (from High Fidelity) as it may be... what about...

SONIC DEATH MONKEY



awwwwhhh...yeahhhhh

Karl Hungus

I'll take it that I'm the only one on the thread being serious...?

the fnj

Doctor Heratio Huffnagles Fabtrackulas Fantraction

Thats what I want to call my band.

Monkey

"I'll take it that I'm the only one on the thread being serious...?" - eh no, that's what I'd call my band if I had one

DadaKopf

Is Sexual Chocolate not from some Eddie Murphy film like Coming to America or something?

Karl Hungus

Again, Dadakopf has wowed us all with his sparkling skills of stating the most blatantly obvious!

Originally posted by EvilGeorge
I liked the name of that band at the charity gig in "Coming to America" - SEXUAL CHOCLATE !!!

the fnj

Post Apocalyptic Panda’s

Death by Catapult

Distorted Vision

Blame it on Bush

Will there ever be a rainbow

Muted



PS Doctor Heratio Huffnagles Fabtrackulas Fantraction is seriously what I want to call my band.

Karl Hungus

Originally posted by The FANJ

PS Doctor Heratio Huffnagles Fabtrackulas Fantraction is seriously what I want to call my band.

Do I detect a Simpsons quote perchance?
Quality though, I must say!

the fnj

ssssshhhh you'll get me sued, my lawyer said I changed the spelling just enough so I don't have to give them any money.

Karl Hungus

Originally posted by The FANJ
ssssshhhh you'll get me sued, my lawyer said I changed the spelling just enough so I don't have to give them any money.

Ah, you know what?
My Simpsons quite detection device seems to have a malfunction.
*Your secret is safe with me Batman!*

o sleep

Originally posted by AngelWhore
I'll take it that I'm the only one on the thread being serious...?

you were being serious??? about calling your band Hrívë Mornië???

oh dear.

Karl Hungus

Originally posted by o sleep


you were being serious??? about calling your band Hrívë Mornië???

oh dear.

What's wrong with it!?

PiE

Vittü mä öunaan su ja sun sükat häisee?

Karl Hungus

You've lost me Pie...

irokie

misadventure

long story

Bard

Originally posted by AngelWhore
I'll take it that I'm the only one on the thread being serious...?

no- I'd love to have a band called Sonic Death Monkey... that would SO rock

atonal

I would like to name a band Mystery White Boy... in honor of Jeff Buckley, but that seems soo prententious and not very thrash..oh well.

Yurmasyurda

My username would make a great yet strange band name and it would have to be changed for the american market yourmommasyourpoppa

thedrowner

i was once in a band called jimmy saville and his big brass all star band
we sucked ass big time
had a song called "hot lesbo action" (we changed the lyrics from summer lovin)
other jokey band names me and my friends came up with were the chicken drumsticks or unconcsious computers (and then radiohead brought out that bloody album and rendered the name useless)
im "in a band" at the moment, who were organised enough to make a cd, but not organised enough to think of a name...

Gar_ptc

Priory Turf Conference.

what does anyone think?

remember;there's no need to be cruel;take it j!vingly

o sleep

i don't think anyone could be cruel about that name, gar. it's fine. a little bit boring (using conference in any sort of rock band is just ... not rock-like), but i think if anyone was to be cruel it would be due to the use of the word 'jive' in any sort of context: be it verb, adjective, etc etc. why? why???

Beany

SATAN'S CONFESSOR

It is based on the idea that God has no-one to confess to, so he has to confess all his wrong-doings the the Divil.

Satan's Confessor actually existed for a few weeks...we were ****e...cool name though.




http://satansconfessor.com

PiE

Originally posted by AngelWhore
You've lost me Pie...

n/m, I thought seeing as you're into all that Scandinavian stuff you might know some Suomi

Karl Hungus

Originally posted by PiE


n/m, I thought seeing as you're into all that Scandinavian stuff you might know some Suomi

Unfortunately not.
I would actualy love to, it's a very beautiful language.
But I'm already learning Elvish, and gonna get around to learn German at some stage, as I'm heading over to Germany later in the year.

o sleep

Originally posted by Beany
SATAN'S CONFESSOR

It is based on the idea that God has no-one to confess to, so he has to confess all his wrong-doings the the Divil.

Satan's Confessor actually existed for a few weeks...we were ****e...cool name though.

why would god confess to the devil, who is inherently evil, a fallen angel? surely he would (if he had to confess) do so to one of his many legion of angels? of course, this is ignoring the fact that what exactly would god have to confess about? he is good. he does no evil (although, he could).

so the idea's ****ed, then.

stickinikki

Originally posted by AngelWhore


Unfortunately not.
I would actualy love to, it's a very beautiful language.
But I'm already learning Elvish, and gonna get around to learn German at some stage, as I'm heading over to Germany later in the year.

hopefully ill be learning latin and russian next year, it being transition year with all the extra options and all that.i cant wait, im gonna be able to sound like the baddies in james bond!

Chickenuts

Definitly "Antidisistablishmentarianism Monkeys"

Karl Hungus

Originally posted by stickinikki

hopefully ill be learning latin and russian next year, it being transition year with all the extra options and all that.i cant wait, im gonna be able to sound like the baddies in james bond!

Cool!

And if anyone ever asks "Why bother learning that language?" ALWAYS reply with: "Better than learning Esperanto, isn't it?"

o sleep

Originally posted by AngelWhore
I'm already learning Elvish

it's weird. people on another thread were debating the purpose of learning irish, due to it apparently being a dead language, and here's a boy/girl learning a fictitious language*. so anybody who thinks that there's no point in learning irish, just consult angelwhore.

*if elvish is a real language, i apologise.

Gar_ptc

why do people get so upset about j!ve and jiving?

just because you dont understand...

j!ve is a bit like a version of f.uck;it means anyhing;except j!ving means more.

you know?
#
satans confessor is a rawkus name.

THE CONFERNCE LIVES!!!
(and it j!ves)

AtlantaSuburb

Originally posted by Chickenuts
Definitly "Antidisistablishmentarianism Monkeys"

YEAH, that one is brilliant! i'd have to go for climate strange myself, tho... it was a slip of the tongue on the radio at some point, the guy wanted to talk about strange climate change, and i loved it!

:-)

AtlantaSuburb:cool:

Beany

why would god confess to the devil, who is inherently evil, a fallen angel? surely he would (if he had to confess) do so to one of his many legion of angels? of course, this is ignoring the fact that what exactly would god have to confess about? he is good. he does no evil (although, he could).

O Sleep, I agree, the premise of Satan's Confessor was pretty weak, but it made sense at the time. We didn't get involved in a huge theological debate about the name, as we were merely young pups out for a good time, who thought it was a cool name...we also reckoned with have some class posters and T-Shirts.

And you can't go wrong with Satan in a band...the name that is...not the actual Dark Lord himself...like, on bass or keyboards.

I'm now picturing Beelzebub playing keyboards to some 80's tune...now that is evil.

Karl Hungus

Originally posted by o sleep


it's weird. people on another thread were debating the purpose of learning irish, due to it apparently being a dead language, and here's a boy/girl learning a fictitious language*. so anybody who thinks that there's no point in learning irish, just consult angelwhore.

*if elvish is a real language, i apologise.

It's up to people whether or not they have an intrest in it.

It's all different opinion. Personaly, I always hated Irish. Couldn't stand it in school.

beardedchicken

Originally posted by AngelWhore


"Better than learning Esperanto, isn't it?"

what's wrong with learning esperanto???