Snoop Dogg vs Afroman

adnans

its all about the zig-zag smoke... but who said it? let the battle commence!!!

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round1:
having been described as bob the builder with a spliff in his mouth one cannot be blind and see that afroman is only a marketing dream that has reached the charts and mesmorised young people all over the country. basically, its fake and you know that the movie with silent bob and joy currently in cinemas is gonna sell well. although the tune is catchy, if i had to go with a mascot for smoking dubious amounts of cannabis it would have to be towelie. who? the new character in south park of course(picture) with a cool catchphrase - "you wanna get high?"

therefore, round one unanimously goes to the king of chronic himself. having been arrested for possession early on this week, snoop also celebrated his birthday couple of days ago and he retains the crown, not only for his character, but for his genius lyrics and basslines.

winner: Snoop Doggy Dog



adnans

The Gopher

I laughed my head off the first time i heard Afroman,but gradually u get bored with it after around the fifth time.Strangely enough,by the time most ppl had even heard it it had run its course with me already.

Hayden

Well TBH Snoop is gone to the "dogs" excuse the pun. I think his only CD that made him the most money would have been Doogystyle apart from that his music has gone downhill and NOLIMIT have done nothing for him at all.

The best thing that could happen to snoop would be for Dr.Dre to sign him.

adnans

yeah, i know what you mean hayden. doggystyle was and still is pure class. recently, the type of music coming from snoop didnt even touch the level that he was on when he released the classic. maybe, he's smoking too much or not enough.

hopefully he gets his act toghether and makes an even better album.

adnans

Dustaz

There both crap. Snoop is (like Eminem) absolutly nothing without Dr Dre. Dr Dre will be remembered as one of the great producers of out time. Snoop will be remembered as a vague memory and a drum loop ( that Dre came up with. probably.)

chernobyl

Originally posted by Dustaz
There both crap. Snoop is (like Eminem) absolutly nothing without Dr Dre.

yeah and everlast are just da $hit...not

cournioni

Shoot em both... Heavy Metal rules!

doctorMegatron

Originally posted by Hayden

The best thing that could happen to snoop would be for Dr.Dre to sign him.

that way it wont be as difficult for Suge to have em both killed.
Bunch of backstabbing pussy studio gangstas.
Anyway - Dre is a homosexual. Aint no place for them in the rap game.

Fo shizzle.

Dr M.

bugler

You are really, really cool.

Kairo

Originally posted by PORNAPSTER
Shoot em both... Heavy Metal rules!

Took the words right outa my ass!

doctorMegatron

Originally posted by bugler
You are really, really cool.

you probably play counter strike and like the frames.

so i guess you're the really, really cool one.

bugler

Wow! Your powers of using the search engine are really amazing!

Now go back to your "hood", and hang with "da homies", and "diss" some homosexuals, before I "pop a cap in yo ass", "b|tch".

doctorMegatron

i was just pointing out that you're in a bit of a weak position to be hating on stuff.

and there is no place for gays in rap. i'm not hating on gays or being a homophobe - think about it
imagine if dirt dog was rappin about bustin a nut in guys asses?
its just not gonna sell.

unsane

Originally posted by bugler
Wow! Your powers of using the search engine are really amazing!

Now go back to your "hood", and hang with "da homies", and "diss" some homosexuals, before I "pop a cap in yo ass", "b|tch".

man i'm trying to learn how to speak like a black too, could you please direct me to where ever it was that you learned these languages.

bugler

The same way megatron learned to do it, you know, by watching someone cooler than you and then adopting it yourself, ignoring the fact it makes you look and sound like a twat.

Since when does rap have to involve violence? Please tell me again why homosexuals have "no place" in the genre? This time leave out the macho gung ho crap.

doctorMegatron

Originally posted by bugler
The same way megatron learned to do it, you know, by watching someone cooler than you and then adopting it yourself, ignoring the fact it makes you look and sound like a twat.

Since when does rap have to involve violence? Please tell me again why homosexuals have "no place" in the genre? This time leave out the macho gung ho crap.

whats up with all this increase the pizzeace crap? go suck J5s bizzalls.

who the hell am i copying anyway?
keep on rizzockin to the frames bro. you're played out.

seamus

There's only one thing sadder than irish people getting worked up about english football. And that's people who aren't from south-central LA thinking that rap music is more than just music, and getting worked up about gang stuff that does not, and never will involve them. dumbasses. PORNAPSTER said it right

cournioni

Originally posted by seamus
There's only one thing sadder than irish people getting worked up about english football. And that's people who aren't from south-central LA thinking that rap music is more than just music, and getting worked up about gang stuff that does not, and never will involve them. dumbasses. PORNAPSTER said it right

Well ****ing said! BTW that .gif rules!

doctorMegatron

Originally posted by seamus
There's only one thing sadder than irish people getting worked up about english football. And that's people who aren't from south-central LA thinking that rap music is more than just music, and getting worked up about gang stuff that does not, and never will involve them. dumbasses. PORNAPSTER said it right

nuh.

you dont know **** about the rap game if you think its all 'south central la' - keep watching moesha bro. fake it till you make it.

you probably like 90s metallica. suck a balls.

Clintons Cat

theres no place for gays in hip hop?

guess youve never seen the early planet funk videos then?
those guys made the village people look straight.



...as for MOP sampling Hall and Oates...



Kindly keep your homophobic rants to yourself before i call a moderator.

unsane

Originally posted by Clintons Cat


Kindly keep your homophobic rants to yourself before i call a moderator.

teacher teacher, the bold boy is saying bad words.

homo.

doctorMegatron

Originally posted by Clintons Cat
theres no place for gays in hip hop?

guess youve never seen the early planet funk videos then?
those guys made the village people look straight.



...as for MOP sampling Hall and Oates...



Kindly keep your homophobic rants to yourself before i call a moderator.

MOP are some grimy thugs. i wouldnt go around calling them gay.

Clintons Cat

who are you calling a homo?

unsane

Originally posted by Clintons Cat
who are you calling a homo?

cocksmoker

Clintons Cat

unsure have you got some issues you would like to share with the group,
I am sensing a little hostillity over here.

unsane

Originally posted by Clintons Cat
unsure have you got some issues you would like to share with the group,
I am sensing a little hostillity over here.

hahaaaaaaaaaaa, DID YOU SEE WHAT HE DONE THERE, he tried to make me look like a gaybo, by calling me unSURE instead of unSANE.

he is so funny.

bro, you should get yourself a crappy internet comedy program, call it
"i like cock" or something like that.

dude, it's you thats hatin on MOP and callin them ****.

maybe you had better check yourself.

Clintons Cat

whos calling who ****?

all i said was MOP sampled hall and Oates,
Do you even know who they are?
Dont try to accuse me of homophobia.

As for the unsure thing my appllogies for not memorising your totally forgettable name.

unsane

could you please point out where I been using HOMOPHOBIC language anywhere bro.

i think you have issues with black people, just cos i'm not white like you, you try to get me kicked or banned from this board.

hey man, to each his own, but I think you really need to see a shrink or something.

richindub2

Rofl at this thread, so many hilarious posts

Clintons Cat

well you called me a homo and a cocksmoker.

btw i am black.This has nothing to do with colour its to do with you calling me a homo and a cocksmoker.

unsane

Originally posted by Clintons Cat
well you called me a homo and a cocksmoker.

btw i am black.This has nothing to do with colour its to do with you calling me a homo and a cocksmoker.

hey i just call it like i see it.

so, when is teacher gonna shut down this thread.

Clintons Cat

probally when they stop laughing at what a complete and utter fool you are making of yourself.

doctorMegatron

Originally posted by Clintons Cat
probally when they stop laughing at what a complete and utter fool you are making of yourself.

you sure showed him.

Clintons Cat

showed him what?

bugler

I'm lost. Does anyone here speak jive?

Don't go "hatin" on me now.

doctorMegatron

Originally posted by bugler
I'm lost. Does anyone here speak jive?

Don't go "hatin" on me now.

you speak idiot.

jive?? did you just watch Airplane or something?

Monkey

Sounds like there are some people in here that ought to open themselves up some more varied music. Hip - hop isn't all bad just because chart hip-hop is.

Check out Roots Manuva, Handsome Boy Modelling School, Del tha Funkee homosapien etc... and Ireland's own Creative Control

Witness the Fitness!

doctorMegatron

Originally posted by Monkey
Sounds like there are some people in here that ought to open themselves up some more varied music. Hip - hop isn't all bad just because chart hip-hop is.

Check out Roots Manuva, Handsome Boy Modelling School, Del tha Funkee homosapien etc... and Ireland's own Creative Control

Witness the Fitness!

roots manuva - nobody'd care if he wasnt english. an above average (but nothing amazing) english mc comes along and the uk stops - whatever. 17 quid to go see him? ha. you'll pay it too.

handsome boy modelling school / del - check out the guy with the thing for automator. he's over-rated too.

creative control? see roots manuva. cept they're just average and irish. i'm being nice.

i'd rather listen to dmx anyday over *your* examples of 'underground hip hop'


y'all gonna make me lose my mind - up in here up in here.

unsane

Originally posted by Clintons Cat
probally when they stop smoking cock.

dude, you really should'nt be saying $hit like that about the moderators round here.

Dustaz

Interesting.
It seems that if one learns to use ebonics in a correct fashion, one can elevate ones position within certain ethnic communities.

Do you think somewhere on the internet, theres a load of insecure black geezers from downtown DC pretending to be northsiders?

unsane

Originally posted by Dustaz
Interesting.
It seems that if one learns to use ebonics in a correct fashion, one can elevate ones position within certain ethnic communities.

Do you think somewhere on the internet, theres a load of insecure black geezers from downtown DC pretending to be northsiders?

it seems also that is someone posts enough to this board, and sucks enough dicks they can start talking like a ponce.

bugler

Damn n***a, its **** like dis dat makes me wanna go for my piece.

Oh and well done for spotting the Airplane reference, your innovations on the english language give me similar laughs.

Dustaz

Originally posted by unsane


it seems also that is someone posts enough to this board, and sucks enough dicks they can start talking like a ponce.

Fascinating, It seems that the subject subscibes to the theory that if one is in possesion of any sort of extended vocabulary, one must also be a homosexual.
As noted previously, in the subjects delusional reality, homosexuals are seen as weaker within the ethnic group and must be disparaged at every turn.
Perhaps you could be so good as to give us guidelines as to what consititutes 'talking like a ponce' so that we may avoid this undesirable state of affairs henceforth.

doctorMegatron

Originally posted by Dustaz


Fascinating, It seems that the subject subscibes to the theory that if one is in possesion of any sort of extended vocabulary, one must also be a homosexual.
As noted previously, in the subjects delusional reality, homosexuals are seen as weaker within the ethnic group and must be disparaged at every turn.
Perhaps you could be so good as to give us guidelines as to what consititutes 'talking like a ponce' so that we may avoid this undesirable state of affairs henceforth.

nobody said black people cant be gay or shouldnt be gay.
we've seen those guys on jenny jones and ****..they're kinda funny.

just that being gay and being a rapper is a conflict of interests.
maybe being a pimp, who pimps out guys might be ok...but not being a gay. or a gay pimp. see?

unsane

Originally posted by Dustaz


Fascinating, It seems that the subject subscibes to the theory that if one is in possesion of any sort of extended vocabulary, one must also be a homosexual.
As noted previously, in the subjects delusional reality, homosexuals are seen as weaker within the ethnic group and must be disparaged at every turn.
Perhaps you could be so good as to give us guidelines as to what consititutes 'talking like a ponce' so that we may avoid this undesirable state of affairs henceforth.

when the extended vocabulary is arranged in such a way, as to constitute something resembling that which you have posted, then yes, the person with said "extended vocabulary" is gay.


****.

Dustaz

ROFL, i think we just seperated the wheat from the chaff:)

Monkey

"roots manuva - nobody'd care if he wasnt english. an above average (but nothing amazing) english mc comes along and the uk stops - whatever. 17 quid to go see him? ha. you'll pay it too."

Eh no I won't pay £17 quid to see him what the **** would you know about me ? we've never met and hopefully never will. Cheeky ****.

"i'd rather listen to dmx anyday over *your* examples of 'underground hip hop'"

- DMX? Rubbish

and 'underground hip hop'? who exactly are you quoting there ? Not me that's for sure

doctorMegatron

Originally posted by Monkey
"roots manuva - nobody'd care if he wasnt english. an above average (but nothing amazing) english mc comes along and the uk stops - whatever. 17 quid to go see him? ha. you'll pay it too."

Eh no I won't pay £17 quid to see him what the **** would you know about me ? we've never met and hopefully never will. Cheeky ****.

"i'd rather listen to dmx anyday over *your* examples of 'underground hip hop'"

- DMX? Rubbish

and 'underground hip hop'? who exactly are you quoting there ? Not me that's for sure

ok - you gave those examples as an alternative to mainstream hip hop - so i guess i was guessing you were inferring that these guys are underground hip hop. no need to cry over that minor bit.
i know you never said 'underground hip hop', but its such a bandied about term - its easily quotable. why the hell would you even bother mentioning roots manuva as an alternative to the oh so bad mainstream hip hop if you dont even like the guy enough to go see him play? name droppin suckah.

dmx is a zillion times more entertaining than any of those guys you mentioned - you've probably never even listened to him. suckah.

i hope you never meet me either - cos i'll slap the **** out of you twice dog and thats before i start cursin - critical beatdown - ultramagnetic 88 style. represent what? my nuts.

what do i know about you? i know you're the guy that does that website.

The Gopher

Heres my opinion
Dr Dre probably isnt a homo.Think about it-if he was surely thered be all these gimp boys for hire appearoing in the likes of the National Inquirer telling all
The only person who ever really mentioned this was Tupac Shakur.You seldom hear any other rapper mention it in his songs do you-but this kinda stuff is gold for a rapper trying to diss enemies,so it cant be true can it?
Gays dont belong in rap.Few buy rap records so theres no need for it.Gay rappers wouldnt survive 2 minutes without getting their heads kicked in by the likes of D12 at some awards cermony where they all inevitabley meet would they?

Monkey

eh I wouldn't pay £17 to see him because I don't have £17 not because I'm a name dropper, just because I've no money doesn't mean that I don't like his music, does it? So sit on it

Not heard DMX ? What ? Yeah I've heard DMX and yeah he sucks ass.

Cheeky ****

Kali

don't suppose any of you went to see Ugly Duckling last thursday then?

anyone going to Supernatural gig comin up?

anyway...

someone mentioned Creative Control here (too lazy to scroll back up).. damn they suck, in fact I've only ever come across one Irish mc who I could actually understand and who the crowd actually liked (name I cant remember.. was a while back in HQ with Kormac).

err MOP and DMX? now I'm damn confused in this thread so somebody please fill me in on who reckons they rule. so they can be laughed at. repeatedly.