Cloud Boards: The Gathering

Hobbes · 23-10-2001 2:34am #1

More cards to come.. for the moment here are some for your collection.

MiCr0 · 23-10-2001 7:31am

hmm
busy is work

seriously they are v.ace

Shiminay · 23-10-2001 7:41am

OMG That absolutly RULES Hobbler!

I'm LOLing away to myself here

What about the Kharn "Good 'un mate" - increases post-count by 500 whilst at the same time allowing someone who plays Flaming Muppet to deal double damage!

amp · 23-10-2001 8:42am

I like cake.

P.s I HAVE 2 CARDZ!!!1 I IS WON!

SheroN · 23-10-2001 9:04am

That's mine ya bastid, school of pirana is better any hoo.

Draco · 23-10-2001 10:10am

lol!
But where are the cards for Castor Troy and Digi?

WhiteWashMan · 23-10-2001 10:20am

yeah, the castor troy card of 'because i f*cking can'
and shinji's 'youre a f*cking c*nt' of free speech card

and micro's card of '1 post off topic'

WhiteWashMan · 23-10-2001 10:22am

by the way, you forgot snargle the flangemaster and his +3 rod of irony.
often plyed in an attempt to switch sides in a heated flame war...

Kairo · 23-10-2001 10:53am

I'm liking it! Those are Excellent Hobbes.

Hobbes · 23-10-2001 12:07pm

Originally posted by MiCr0
hmm
busy is work

seriously they are v.ace

I'm on holiday. =/

regi · 23-10-2001 12:09pm

I was afraid there was going to be a regi card of 'oops I broke the boards server again'

smoke.me.a.kipper · 23-10-2001 12:33pm

fucking deadly Hobbes!! pld man, really pld!

RopeDrink · 23-10-2001 1:03pm

That's quite impressive, infact Im getting funny looks from the customers here in Sleepzone... I laughed a bit too loud I think... Anyway, you should do a card for each moderator, they really are bloody class!

richindub2 · 23-10-2001 1:12pm

Hehe, very good, pity theres no richindub2/smak spammer card though

strat · 23-10-2001 1:13pm

thats frukkin brilliant

"ts funny cause its true "

azezil · 23-10-2001 1:54pm

ROFL we that entertained me for about 2mins woohoo

smoke.me.a.kipper · 23-10-2001 2:05pm

the ban castor troy card??

Hobbes · 23-10-2001 2:23pm

Oh ok.. here's a few more for the moment.

richindub2 · 23-10-2001 3:16pm

Another great batch, gwan hobbes

Baz_ · 23-10-2001 3:20pm

...the best things since sliced bread. I haven't read anything so funny since I got to germany.

bubbles · 23-10-2001 3:23pm

Its funny because its true

Now, I summon my "Hobbes" flying, first strike 3/4 creature, enchant him with "ability to spam" spell and attack while casting a Giant Growth and a Blood Lust?

Result? Hobbes attacking with all 6400 posts!

Now wheres my rack deck......

Cloud · 23-10-2001 3:24pm

Haha Hobbes, I do believe you're nearly as far gone as I am old boy.

TwoShedsJackson · 23-10-2001 3:45pm

Originally posted by Hobbes

Outstanding

I'm working on a Digital Tilmitt one at the mo, will put it up later.

Slydice · 23-10-2001 3:52pm

Originally posted by Hobbes

Take a cold shower.. the lot of ye!

BASTARD!!!!!:mad:

smoke.me.a.kipper · 23-10-2001 3:54pm

"Kippers are tastier than spam"

- i was chuckling away quietly at that in Software Dev. class and the person beside me was giving me wierd looks.

pld.

Lucutus · 23-10-2001 3:57pm

lol, funny. plyd Hobbes.

can't wait for the bubbles card

Luc

Hobbes · 23-10-2001 3:57pm

Here is a PaintShop Pro 5 template file (using Ban Castor Troy as an example).

To make a new card from that template...

1. Select "Sub lair" layer. Select all and delete. This layer is for putting the picture in.

2. Select "Card Banner" layer. Select all and Delete. This layer is used for putting the Text and graphics on the cards border.

Fonts are as follows.

Card Title (eg. "Ban Castor Troy") - Times New Roman, 12pt, Bold, White.

Graphic on top right - Webdings/Wingdings, 12pt. Regular, Black.

Numbers - Times New Roman, 12pt, Bold, White.

3. Select "Card Text" layer. Select all and Delete. This layer is for the cards instructions and you use Times New Roman, 10pt Regular, Black.

4. Select "Quote" layer. Select all and Delete. This layer is for the cards Quote (optional) and you use Times New Roman, 10pt Bold Italic, Black.

5. Select "Card Front" layer. Use "Change Red/Green/Blue" Command to get different card colours.

Hobbes · 23-10-2001 4:09pm

Originally posted by Slydice

BASTARD!!!!!:mad:

ROFLMAO

I put that one into my next set.

(see further down)

Dustaz · 23-10-2001 4:23pm

I heartily endorse this product/service

Absolute genius hobbes, pld

This is a must for the next DNTK

Dont be at yourself · 23-10-2001 5:51pm

This is hilarious, very well played Hobbes

Particularly liked the "kiss & tell" card

Hobbes · 23-10-2001 7:38pm

Ok last set for a while...

DeVore · 23-10-2001 8:07pm

This is a howl.

I'll post suggestions when I come up with something funny...

The Cloud one is so close to the bone it hurt

DeV

Keeks · 23-10-2001 8:40pm

Those are Brilliant

ply Hobbes

Dustaz · 24-10-2001 12:09am

Devore, you really have to try to implenent these to the boards.
Just think of having the ability to :amptest: someone? or :bancastortroy: !

You know it makes sense

gandalf · 24-10-2001 12:21am

Roflol Hobbes nice one

I'll be giving you a bell on Thursday night or Friday morning about pints. I did mail your work email but I reckoned your not checking it if your on holidays !!

Gandalf.

amp · 24-10-2001 12:33am

Hobbes · 24-10-2001 12:34am

Originally posted by gandalf

I'll be giving you a bell on Thursday night or Friday morning about pints. I did mail your work email but I reckoned your not checking it if your on holidays !!

Yep that's cool. Leave a contact number on the work phone if I'm not at either (the voice mail at home sucks).

Hobbes · 24-10-2001 2:21am

Final set.. want any more, make em yourselves.

richindub2 · 24-10-2001 7:28am

Someone should really print out all of these and make a booklet for sale in the boards shop

Shiminay · 24-10-2001 7:46am

Once again LOL!

Hobbes - that's some of the funniest stuff I've seen in ages - gman!

Puck · 24-10-2001 8:10am

These are only the best ever!!

My credit card is all fired up and ready to go! Sell the booklet!:p
Brilliant Hobbes! Beautiful... I... I think I'm going to cry!

Cloud · 24-10-2001 9:20am

Hi Hobbes -

Once again hahaha!

Can you send on the complete set so I can set up a page for them?

John.
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Hobbes · 24-10-2001 10:17am

Actually I was going to ask you how I could upload them to my homespace on boards.ie as my account will be shut down in a few days (as I am coming back to Ireland).

Anyway here is a zipfile of sets 1 to 4. That's 32 cards.

The zipfile also contains instructions with a full wingdings/webdings table and a generic.psp file to create your own cards in PSP5.

I can create more cards for people but only if someone posts the card name, card instructions and quote.

I give boards.ie exclusive rights to do with the cards as they so please as long as profits for it go to boards.ie :rolleyes: (like it would ever make cash).

strat · 24-10-2001 11:19am

lol thats damn funny

Dustaz · 24-10-2001 12:02pm

YUO WANT TO CHAERG MONEH FOR TEH CARDZ0RZ?????!!!!!??
WTF?! YUO FAFGZ!!

:l33tlikenas:

:godgivenright:

:setmypeoplefree:

smoke.me.a.kipper · 24-10-2001 1:35pm

:smakattack:

omg.

logic1 · 24-10-2001 1:40pm

/me plays comic store owner card

"Funniest thread Ever."

.logic.

Hobbes · 24-10-2001 1:58pm

Heh, reading posts for 10 minutes and already I have enough ideas for another 2 sets.

Hey Eamo, you sending me a JPG or not? That PSP just won't open.

WhiteWashMan · 24-10-2001 5:12pm

done

Hobbes · 24-10-2001 5:15pm

Ok really the final set (I'm bored). Some of these aren't mine.

MindPhuck · 24-10-2001 6:57pm

Brialliantly done Hobbes.

Here's one that I didn't see covered

Cloud Boards: The Gathering

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