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Fiona Looney

  • 24-10-2005 12:00pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,709 ✭✭✭


    Is it just me or does anyone find her annoying? Apart from been the un-funniest guest on the panel EVER, The Sunday Tribune seem to love her. Apart from her weekly "column", she seems to strick her oar in everywhere. Yesterday there was a whole page dedicated to her new play !!!. Her "column" yesterday had some strange remarks altogether, she said when she was young she thought AIDS was hilarious, Hey I was young when AIDS made the headlines first I never thought it was funny. Then she tries to make amends by saying she has lost friends to AIDS, yeah of course you did Fiona, you move in such circles......

    (maybe its just Monday) :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    Nope you're not the only one who finds her annoying. Hopefully she won't appear on The Panel again 'cause she was brutal on it.
    I read her column in the Tribune once a while back and have never since.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    Can I add my name to that list too? I can't stand the woman, especially when she's on the Panel. She thinks she's hilarious, but anything that comes out of her mouth is just cringeworthy.

    B.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 938 ✭✭✭blah


    Ditto,
    can we start some petition to keep her away off the panel?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,082 ✭✭✭Tobias Greeshman


    You have a signature here... Jaysus that woman is god awful.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,914 ✭✭✭✭tbh


    She's like the thinking mans Amanda Brunker. God, I never thought I'd put those words together in a sentence.


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  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 28,536 Mod ✭✭✭✭Cabaal


    who's she, what she look like?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,488 ✭✭✭Goodshape


    FionaLooney.jpg
    She is (or maybe was) a regular on The Panel. Her main function there seemed to be to stop dead any hint of humour in any discussion she contributed to.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,078 ✭✭✭tabatha


    looks like a man.....really its a woman


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,546 ✭✭✭Enii


    Totally unfunny. Gerry Ryan sometimes has her on the radio. Last conversation I heard them was all about knickers. Ryan was like a perv and she was very unfunny.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 765 ✭✭✭Smurfpiss


    There should be a fight to the death between looney and ryan. and whoever survives must have the corpse of the other stuffed inside them.
    I really don't like either of them as you can tell.


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  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 28,536 Mod ✭✭✭✭Cabaal


    Smurfpiss wrote:
    There should be a fight to the death between looney and ryan. and whoever survives must have the corpse of the other stuffed inside them.
    I really don't like either of them as you can tell.

    nahhhhhhhhh really? :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 698 ✭✭✭meldrew


    The mention of her name is enough to make me sick , do us all a favour RTE and take her off the airwaves forever .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,286 ✭✭✭SprostonGreen


    I too dislike her. She's useless at everything, I've heard her talk about excrement so many time, its not funny nor clever.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    She must have the dirt on a few ppl on important positions.

    Mike.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭Nightwish


    am I the only person who finds her funny? well I like her on the Gerry Ryan show. I don't watch the Panel so I cant really comment on that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,399 ✭✭✭OFDM


    Nightwish wrote:
    am I the only person who finds her funny?
    Yes.

    Most. Unfunniest. Person. Ever.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,281 ✭✭✭RobertFoster


    She told a cracking joke tonight...it was so good that no one laughed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 550 ✭✭✭Telefís


    :D

    The very first time she was on the Late Late was the only time I found her slightly amusing - and even then, surprise surprise she was talking about excrement....
    What is it with that woman and sh*te? Yes okay - she's full of it.

    She comes up with the odd humourous remark, but 90% of what she says is quite the opposite - cringe-inducing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    thank god we didnt see/hear much of her tonight


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,942 ✭✭✭missingtime


    On The Panel you could hear the nervous laughter from the audience when ever she tries to make a joke. She is just not suited to that show. Everyone else there is way too funny for her. She must have some connection though cos she's always on...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭ElNino


    I gave up watching The Panel two years ago because of her cringe worthy jokes / stories. I started watching it again last year when Kathryn Thomas was on. I am now boycotting it again. Hopefully someone in RTE gets the picture soon.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,711 ✭✭✭Dr. Dre


    November should be "Get Fiona Looney off TV month"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 192 ✭✭jimmidy_cricket


    Nightwish wrote:
    am I the only person who finds her funny? well I like her on the Gerry Ryan show. I don't watch the Panel so I cant really comment on that.


    Yep, looks like you are!

    I absolutely can't stand her and her unbelievably bad sarcastic dry humour. Shes like the female version of Jimmy Carr and I hate him! He was on a week or two ago and I wanted to go to the helix and smash their heads together and I'm not a violent girl but the pair of them wreck my head!

    I can't believe theres a thread on her, we should send it in to the panel, although we probably won't get anywhere because I agree with other posts about her having dirt on somone so thats why shes still there. God you don't think shes sleeping with someone to stay in there? Urgh....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,281 ✭✭✭RobertFoster


    ElNino wrote:
    I started watching it again last year when Kathryn Thomas was on.
    I can't stand her either, I have to dive for the remote whenever those stupid Eircom ads come on.

    Grainne Seoige is bearable, but Pauline McGlynn is the best female panelist.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    mike65 wrote:
    She must have the dirt on a few ppl on important positions.

    Mike.
    I always assumed she just came with the Helix. Then they started doing the show elsewhere, so that kinda blew that out of the water...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,641 ✭✭✭✭Elmo


    Perhaps boards should write a letter to Dara to let him know that she should be taken off the show. Lets face it she doesn't have any of the requirements of the token lady on the show.

    1. She isn't good looking
    2. She cann't blame her bad jokes on her good looks
    3. She cann't blame her talentless self on her good looks


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 455 ✭✭penguinbloke


    Elmo wrote:
    Lets face it she doesn't have any of the requirements of the token lady on the show.

    I think that must be the main problem though, her being "the token lady" on the show. If anybody with the slightest bit of talent was available for the show they would hopefully get them instead.

    She tried a couple of things last night and was crowded out. Then it cut suddenly to the next topic...

    Anybody else find the editing to be slightly poorer than previous weeks?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 350 ✭✭Ray777


    I don't think Fiona Looney is that unfunny. I mean, she is a reasonably witty person. It's just that on The Panel, in the company of some genuinely funny people (and Neil Delamare), she's absolutely crap. I hate the way Dara O'Briain introduces her as a 'Playwright'. It somehow gives her more credibility than her correct title of 'That woman off the Gerry Ryan show'.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,255 ✭✭✭TCamen


    Thankfully, I've never heard of this woman! Though if she's in with Gerry Ryan, then I must conclude on that alone that she's painfully unfunny and irritating. Really can't stand him!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    Elmo wrote:
    1. She isn't good looking
    2. She cann't blame her bad jokes on her good looks
    3. She cann't blame her talentless self on her good looks

    I reckon she's the greatest advertisment going that women shouldn't have children. I've no idea what age she is but if you'd seen her a decade ago you might have thought she was a witty, attractive and presentable woman. Nowadays she usually turns up looking like a bag-lady, with a face that seems to have aged 30 years in 10, and not to mention more flat jokes than you could shake a nappy at.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    Ah, Fiona... what can I say? She's terrible!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,082 ✭✭✭lostexpectation


    this play she wrote afaik its partly about a women obsessed by celebmags etc...

    way to stretch herself!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 45 silas o'rourke


    make the bad woman go away


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 707 ✭✭✭seabee


    Add my name to the list, she is just awful + she's the only one that laughs at her "jokes". i saw one of those "behind the scenes" programmes before and it showed the members of the panel looking thru the paper etc for funny news then they looked at what could be developed and used for the show so there is no excuse for here not being funny-she has time to practice! (There are also loads of "off the cuff" remarks & witty comments).
    If they are looking for a token lady who's funny they should give Maeve Higgins, from Naked Camera & the Ray D'Arcy show, a try.

    PS: While you're at it write to Dara and tell him to stop saying AAAHHHH every few minutes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,281 ✭✭✭RobertFoster


    seabee wrote:
    PS: While you're at it write to Dara and tell him to stop saying AAAHHHH every few minutes.
    AAAHHHH, don't wreck a good drinking game!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 80 ✭✭ConansGal


    Fiona Bloody Pain-in-the-ass Looney.
    Ive seen planks o fwood that were insightful and amusing than her... I mean literal planks of wood! They werent carved in any funny way they were just plain planks! I suggest we take these planks, knock her out with one drag her out of the studio and leave the plank in a wig and similar outfit. I would bet a large amount of money not one person would notice!

    And then theres Grainne Seoige who cant quite seem to grasp the concept of comedy. She belongs on Questions&Answers because she seems to believe that the audience is interested in serious topical questions. Heres a clue Grainne WE'RE NOT! Its called a comedy show for a reason, the guys around you are making people laugh for a reason. You should not be aloud back on FOR A VERY GOOD REASON! YOU SUCK!

    Ok I got a little too into the point there sorry! All Im saying is start finding funny women or stop putting on women all together because quite frankly as a woman Im embarased at the calibre of unfunny hacks they have on at the moment!

    And if you cant find any funny women Im more than willing to go on! I may not be hilarious but Im funnier than the two of them!

    All Im saying....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 667 ✭✭✭loz


    Yep, looks like you are!

    I absolutely can't stand her and her unbelievably bad sarcastic dry humour. Shes like the female version of Jimmy Carr and I hate him! He was on a week or two ago and I wanted to go to the helix and smash their heads together and I'm not a violent girl but the pair of them wreck my head!

    I can't believe theres a thread on her, we should send it in to the panel, although we probably won't get anywhere because I agree with other posts about her having dirt on somone so thats why shes still there. God you don't think shes sleeping with someone to stay in there? Urgh....

    Im pretty sure ( buit may be wrong ) they were in the drio...t ( blanch )


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    Oh and let's not forget, she's dog ugly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,399 ✭✭✭OFDM


    ConansGal wrote:
    And then theres Grainne Seoige ... You should not be aloud back on FOR A VERY GOOD REASON! YOU SUCK!
    Too....many....jokes....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    AAAHHHH, don't wreck a good drinking game!

    You must be a crowd of fúcking dipso's in that case.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,281 ✭✭✭RobertFoster


    Pigman II wrote:
    You must be a crowd of fúcking dipso's in that case.
    I've never played it, I read it somewhere here a while ago.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,641 ✭✭✭✭Elmo


    I thought Grainne Seoige was good last night, she wasn't as stiff.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,560 ✭✭✭DublinWriter


    BolBill wrote:
    Is it just me or does anyone find her annoying?
    She's awful...on many levels.

    A living example of it's not what you know it's who you...well, finish the sentence yourselves.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 845 ✭✭✭sturgo


    I don't know Fionna Looney and I've never heard of her before, but I do think she's a complete idiot.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 128 ✭✭smurfbaby


    Fiona Looney is NOT the worst person to grace the Panel-that title definitely goes to Grainne Seoige. The only contribution she makes is when she attempts to slag Andrew Maxwell, or when she comes over all 'serious journalist' when questioning the guests. I really think that the Panel should avoid using people like Grainne Seoige just for the sake of having a token female in the show


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,641 ✭✭✭✭Elmo


    I really think that the Panel should avoid using people like Grainne Seoige just for the sake of having a token female in the show

    No way Fiona Looney has absolutely nothing going for her. :eek:

    Grainne at least seemed to laugh naturally on Monday night.

    I am sick of hearing about what bugs Fiona Looney, they cann't be have as annoying as Fiona Looney herself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 455 ✭✭penguinbloke


    smurfbaby wrote:
    Fiona Looney is NOT the worst person to grace the Panel-that title definitely goes to Grainne Seoige. The only contribution she makes is when she attempts to slag Andrew Maxwell, or when she comes over all 'serious journalist' when questioning the guests. I really think that the Panel should avoid using people like Grainne Seoige just for the sake of having a token female in the show


    To be honest I think "serious journalist" is preferable to "crap playwright" in this circumstance, if you're going to put sombody out there with 3 comedians they either have to be funny enough to stand on their own or have a grounding in current affairs.

    Fiona Looney seemed to have accomplished neither.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,399 ✭✭✭OFDM


    smurfbaby wrote:
    Fiona Looney is NOT the worst person to grace the Panel-that title definitely goes to Grainne Seoige. The only contribution she makes is when she attempts to slag Andrew Maxwell, or when she comes over all 'serious journalist' when questioning the guests. I really think that the Panel should avoid using people like Grainne Seoige just for the sake of having a token female in the show
    This has to be trolling surely? Fiona Looney is one of the two most annoying women on the planet, the other being Claire McKeown.

    I can remember one time when the Panel was live, Looney tried for at least 20 minutes to butt in with a really dumb "joke". Luckily the others kept talking over her. Incidently Neil Delamere wasn't much better, he spent an entire episode repeating the same lame-ass Stira Attic Folding Stairs gag.

    At least with editing they're able to cut out most of Looney's crap.

    Grainne on the other hand knows when to say nothing, looks good (argueably the hottest unmarried mother in the country) and in the last episode was able to set up gags for the others with an occasional serious question.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,641 ✭✭✭✭Elmo


    (argueably the hottest unmarried mother in the country)

    She got herself a man :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭Stompbox


    Agreed, I absolutely despise Fiona Looney. I think shes only on the Panel so Colin Murphy doesn't go out of control. Also, whenever theres a guest on shes the only one that poses serious questions. For Gods Sake woman,its a comedy show!


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