CTYI shop (funny t-shirts and so on)

slasher_65

lo all! me and cormac (sexual survay guy) are thinking of settin up some sort of CTYI T-shirt shop. (and jotters ad that) so what i need, is lots of CTYI related things such as:
i bet my cup pirimid is bigger the you one!
DEURGGGGH!
and that sorta stuff. i have a great idea for a CTYI jotter, but i will talk about that later. if someone could design a cool looking CTYI logo type thing, i could stick that on too, and so on. help me all of you bored type people! (no promises now!)

Dearv

Some of the best slogans from sess 2 05 have to be:

"SURPRISE SEX"


"YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"


the liftin the grattan
"in event of emergency press alarm button for 3 seconds
if unobtainable, press again..."



and of course
"T STANDS FOR TSMART"

Great idea buy the way!! ill totally buy some

Hugh Hefner

"I'll look at YORE MA's T-shirt!"

That is all.

Mr.D.Leprachaun

Great idea but the "d" sound must be spelt "DRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!".

Love

The "T" stands for Smart. The whole point of the joke is that there is no "T" in Smart....

Raphael

It's Duhr.

Outcast

"Get off the mulch"

"Overeducation in women leads to horrific ugliness, morbid obesity and beard growth"

"SURPRISE SEX"

"You may be beautiful but they put my idea on file, in a filing cabinet"

Mr.D.Leprachaun

That;'s it! First you try to make out that New Ross is more culchie than Monaghan then you contradict my spelling of "DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!" It's time for a cyber dual to the death! :mad:

slasher_65

Love wrote:

The "T" stands for Smart. The whole point of the joke is that there is no "T" in Smart....

well, the way i heard it, is that T stands for smrt. the funny bit being that t doesent stand for smart, and that it spelled wrong. kk. lots of iders there. anyone have any intresting CTYI pictures? email them to [email]email_not_available[/email] and use "blog" as the subject. (without that "")

Raphael

You wanna cyber? Nah, I'm ok. Ask Piste.

Adesina

I love this idea ! I'd buy one (if they're not too expensive of course).

Piste

Raphael wrote:

You wanna cyber? Nah, I'm ok. Ask Piste.

What is this? Abuse Liz day?

jono087

i'm up for it anyway.......might be fun,

slasher_65

expensises.. expensises... a sort of messanger bag type thing will be round about 20 €, cheap tshirts will be round about 11€, expensives will be 16€ badges will be 2€ and so on. NOW! SOMEONE DESIGN ME A 200 DPI CTYI LOGO! <please? you will get ccredit? (no money though.. all for slasher...)

Mr.D.Leprachaun

jono087 wrote:

i'm up for it anyway.......might be fun,

Abuse Liz day?

"My Ipod is Broken"

"Can I have a Swallow of that?"

Shiney

"The Game"

freakydeadgirl

oh oh oh a shirt with the defination of a ctyi orgy or a patch
and then something about when appliances attack........ dude..."i surrived the 2004 shower fire" or something about the cult of the spoon, which defeats the concept of a cult.
...hmmmm might have gone old school on you at the end

halenger

Shiney wrote:

"The Game"

I swear to all that's good and pure that that's getting banned in the charter.

DIEDIEDIE.

And come on, that's "sooooo two years ago, at least" (in the "real" world).

synge

TOAST!-session one would know......

modular

"LANDMI-INE!"

Also, that's fuskin' crazy that the boards changed it from capitals to small letters. Maybe sticking in this text will fix it.

slasher_65

halenger wrote:

I swear to all that's good and pure that that's getting banned in the charter.

DIEDIEDIE.

And come on, that's "sooooo two years ago, at least" (in the "real" world).

i have a t_shirt saying the game all ready. hoping to be shipping by... next week? (if all goes well) ill post the link in about 2 weeks

Outcast

Front-BYOB
Back-Bring Your Own Butter

Manda5678

Outcast wrote:

Front-BYOB
Back-Bring Your Own Butter

yes the perfect attire for a toast party!

t is for talented!!!
i dont like this whole t is for smart thing! its t for talented!

Outcast

Hear Hear

Zounds

eh, no the T is for tSmart and the y is for yNerds!

Outcast

It's just trying too hard

jono087

Zounds wrote:

eh, no the T is for tSmart and the y is for yNerds!

Ah come on now.....that's pushing it a bit too far now

slasher_65

damn photoshop not working! terrible quality images tsk tsk... i had a really good design and potoshop HAD to mess it up. curses.

Jim_Are_Great

JAMES BROWN, the T-shirt.

Perhaps somthing akin to this:

Heh, MSPaint.

Mr.D.Leprachaun

lol GIMME SOME LEMONSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jono087

*transfer lemonses*

RefulgentGnomon

Love wrote:

The "T" stands for Smart. The whole point of the joke is that there is no "T" in Smart....

Really?

"My Ipod is Broken"

and "Where's my Sudokuuuu?"

slasher_65

first product out! http://www.boards.ie its a 10 pack of badges with the slogan, B.Y.O.B
2
C.T.Y.I
dont bother gettin it till i get some more stuffs out though!

slasher_65

we now gots a journel (C.T.Y.I its not school, its life!)
and a bib (ahh. pigeon for lunch. this could get messy.)

Hugh Hefner

I think I'm gonna try out a CTYI logo design. I promise nothing.

slasher_65

its all good! it doesent matter if i dont get one, im doin well without one! i now have my main product out! a CTYI bag! holdes all your textbooks and so on. come with the words "C.T.Y.I (the bag) is life!" in binary. GO BUY!

Outcast

There was a CTYI logo on the cover of the journalism newspaper in Session 1

slasher_65

yes, bu that was probs copyrited.

Outcast

No it wasn't. One of the lads in the class just designed it

slasher_65

koolieo. send me a really high deff pic if u can! send it 2 [email=""]email_not_available[/email] and use blog as the subject.

Piste

Not to be negative (now you just know something negative is about to be said ) But isn't all this ''CTYI is life!'' a bit like rubbing it in people's faces? I mean, imagine if pople in your school had ''Mensa is Life'' books, badges and stationary, wouldn't you be like ''OK! I GET IT! You're SUPER-SMART!''


Alternatively you could bring out a ''CTYI- Better that You'' t-shirt.:p




Actually I think Trinity are thinking of doing that......

Hugh Hefner

Yeah, but nobody knows what C.T.Y.I. is so it'd only be funny to you, and therefore not rubbing it in.

Don't insult my Mensa badges!

Piste

I wont if you dont insult my Mensa pen

slasher_65

what about nerds-r-us? o well... C.T.Y.I IS life, so im not lieing or anything, also, all peeps who i have talked about it to just think its summer school. no probs there! ctyi is life stays!

slasher_65

lots of stuff has been added since i last posed, including KILLER TEDY BAeR! NOOOOO!
http://www.boards.ie
clicky!

Jack Lynch

Er, why are the prices in dollars?

What about 'Smartist' and 'tSmartist' t-shirts? Or 'Death to Sportalians'? Or 'They're going to drive a luminous yellow Astra around really slowly in the hope that they'll give themselves up'? Or 'I dont approve of plastic surgery, except for liposuction'. Or 'But surely real men don't do that?'?

Ideas are hard!

Haw

For Spec Fiction the difinitive ones have to be...

'It will lead to a chain of events that will cause the universe...TO IMPLOOOOD-AH!'

and

'Y'know, pirates invented grass as as a means of smuggling in the colour green'

But I don't think they spread throughout the session so...maybe not.

Jack Lynch

Either did 'You might be beautiful, but they're keeping my idea on file'.

There is an awful lot of 'CTYI is life', isn't there? Is there anything that doesn't say that?

elephamt king

Jim_Are_Great wrote:

JAMES BROWN, the T-shirt.

Perhaps somthing akin to this:

Heh, MSPaint.

lol
at the end of class one day me and dave put together an image of james brown serenading a lemon(it was sh*t cos it only took 2 minutes and we had to use paint but it was soooo funny)

slasher_65

Jack Lynch wrote:

Either did 'You might be beautiful, but they're keeping my idea on file'.

There is an awful lot of 'CTYI is life', isn't there? Is there anything that doesn't say that?

dont think so! ill make some mugs and stuff that doesent say that. happy now? (buybuybuy!)