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Muslim Joke

sgske · 2005-09-21 03:52:49

A huy walks into a sex shop and says "I want to buy a blow up sex doll.." The assitant says "Muslim or normal?" The guy asks "Whats the difference?" And the assistant replies...... The muslim one blows itself up!

21-09-2005 3:52am

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sgske

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A huy walks into a sex shop and says
"I want to buy a blow up sex doll.."
The assitant says "Muslim or normal?"
The guy asks "Whats the difference?"
And the assistant replies......
The muslim one blows itself up!

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#2 21-09-2005 3:54am

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very good...needed that one to wake me up

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#3 21-09-2005 7:05am

Pauly26

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Not bad at all

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#4 21-09-2005 8:36am

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Funny.

*Awaits indignation*

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#5 21-09-2005 8:39am

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Lol :-)

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#6 21-09-2005 8:46am

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wasn't this posted a few weeks ago and the OP got a whole load of abuse or am i just still recovering from last night?

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#7 22-09-2005 8:55pm

limerick_man

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.... hmmm.....

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#8 22-09-2005 8:57pm

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*waits on the sideline for someone else to start flaming the joke*

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#9 22-09-2005 9:04pm

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Meh,
6/10.

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#10 24-09-2005 12:40pm

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Marts wrote:

*waits on the sideline for someone else to start flaming the joke*

Same here, ... thats lousey!

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#11 24-09-2005 1:07pm

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Haha thats brill

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#12 24-09-2005 11:25pm

Dave!

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Good call

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#13 25-09-2005 11:59pm

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Thats a good one

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#14 27-09-2005 1:02am

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Very good

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#15 28-09-2005 12:58am

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Excellent

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#16 28-09-2005 1:15am

Karoma

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Meh! 1/10 -for inaccuracies. And don't cite overthinking as an obvious obstruction to enjoying a laugh! damn you!

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#17 28-09-2005 4:32pm

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#18 28-09-2005 4:35pm

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One for the pub I think.

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#19 30-09-2005 1:13am

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I liked it! Nice job!

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#20 30-09-2005 1:18am

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Marts wrote:

*waits on the sideline for someone else to start flaming the joke*

[sarc]Dude, thats so racist. Its not their fault that they're towelheads[/sarc]:p

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